The Vietnamese Nail Salon Brings The Afternoon Links!

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

Both Kim Kardashian and Whitney Port hit up their favorite Vietnamese Nail Salon to get a cheap yet thorough manicure.

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So a camel walks into a Vietnamese Nail Salon one day...

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 4:04pm
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rofl 2.3...The Viet girl just gave kim the biggest bitch face.

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 4:22pm
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and look at Kim's mask she has on

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 4:38pm
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An overly made up camel and a retarded looking giraffe

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 4:26pm
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So useless. Who the fuck goes to a nail salon with full hair and makeup?

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 4:55pm
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Who doesn't?

Saturday, January 29th, 2011 @ 1:06am
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I know one thing, I definitely need to do a bit of manscaping..Rumor has it it makes it look bigger.

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 5:06pm
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Couldn't hurt.

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 5:37pm
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Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 5:48pm
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Lol.
I hate getting pubs in my mouth and stuck in my throat, just thinking about it makes me wanna gag.

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 5:52pm
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Just thinking about your comment makes me wanna fap it/jerk it/beat it/wank it/stroke it/choke it and/or punch it.

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 6:11pm
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And shave it/wax it too?

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 6:12pm
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let me say this... ive had waxing done to other parts of my body, there is NO FUCKING WAY id have wax adhering to ANY hair down there and having it yanked off... i couldnt even imagine that... its just crazy!!!!

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 7:29pm
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dont know if shes serious or NOT, but i have found since i started manscaping, women have been REALLY apreciative of it, and are alot less tenitive down there.

dead serious, found women love a shaved sack/base/cock, and really appreciate the trimming far down of the main area.

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 7:27pm
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Totally serious, it makes things a lot more accessible/fun.

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 8:43pm
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Oh yea, and guys, if you want a woman to suck your balls, you have a lot more chances if you're completely smooth down there.

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 8:45pm
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HAHA so true

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 8:46pm
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Sweet heavens, YOU ACTUALLY POSTED THAT 2nd COMMENT!!!
You are officially cool, join the club lady.

p.s. Had I known all it would take was a comment about sucking shaved balls, I would've gotten you to post that subsequent comment MONTHS ago!

Saturday, January 29th, 2011 @ 12:55am
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I love it when girls talk dirty.

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 8:47pm
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Seriously, shaved balls are almost magnetic, you actually want to put them in your mouth.
When I say you I mean women.
And when I say women I mean me.
Ok, I'm gonna stop now...

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 8:57pm
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nah, its refreshing to know women appreciate it and are vocal about it.

i will say this about the magnectic balls comment, better have a gentle touch with them, one girl i dated i guess didnt have the experience with "Shaved balls" and, like she said, when she saw them, she was all into it, but the problem was, NEVER really having played with balls before, she didnt know how to handle them, it didnt last long cause everytime she handled them the 1st few times, it wasnt.... pleasent... and then everytime she went near them i kinda jerked away... LOL.

ladies remember, you gotta treat balls like they are a overly sensitive nuclear bomb that will go off with the slightest mishandling....

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 9:06pm
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I'm so fucking turned on right now.

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 9:35pm
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Let's get married.

Saturday, January 29th, 2011 @ 7:12am
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I am torn between giving you a comment rocks or a dirty alert.
I wish I could give you both.

Saturday, January 29th, 2011 @ 7:10am
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Well I normally shave it all off, other times its trimmed but shaved around the base of it. But I stopped completely shaving because I'd always get MASSIVE razor burn :( seriously, It'd look like a herpe outbreak or something

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 7:02pm
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dude, shave from half an inch above the base of your cock, down. like around the balls, thighs, ETC, top bit, DONT shave, yeah the RAZOR BURN is SICKINING and HURTS like fuck... i use a pair of scissors and trim it down really close and it sure does make it look bigger.

my 2 inches looks like 3 and a half... its pretty sweet.

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 7:24pm
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phil and nookies.on three. 1,2,3...pics or it didn't happen !!!!

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 8:30pm
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lol @ phil waxing and glim wanting to see pics of shaved balls.

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 9:01pm
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anyone got a microscope i can borrow?

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 9:02pm
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lol @ you shaving it all off.........

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 7:26pm
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Made it look bigger :(

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 8:00pm
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Alessandra Ambrosio In GQ Magazine - visually appealing. Love the layout. Hot mama.

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 5:22pm
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again at least of them is Korean

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 5:52pm
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Kim = hot body!!!!!

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 6:12pm
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- Aly Michalka Shakes Her Money Maker [HollywoodTuna]

ok so I watched Hellcats and Aly cannot fucking dance, she looks so fucking ridiculous, they all do, but seriously it was so retarded it actually got me enraged.

Friday, January 28th, 2011 @ 11:38pm
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LOL that show is fucking so bad. im surprised they dont put the bitchy chick who fucked uo her wrist on their team here. i bet they would all go crazy for her at this place.

but yeah the "Dancing" and aly thing, and shes supposed to be some sort of "magic street dancer" bullshit LOL....

that show is just ludicrous. but ill keep watching it as long as Ashley Tisdale is a virginal chirstian girl in skimpy putfits...

Saturday, January 29th, 2011 @ 1:35am
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Kim wasnt that bad looking before but now she did so much botox on her damn face shes starting to look like her mom.I hate these fucking kardashwhores they make sick famous for nothing,on another note Whitney looks like she has down syndrome.

Saturday, January 29th, 2011 @ 12:16pm
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