Kim Kardashian Wore This To Some Home & Garden Store

The quotes are priceless!

Bad outfit, bad feet.

ooompa loooompa

Oh trust me, no one thinks you're flawless.

WTF is she wearing?
Reminds me of a ninja...

She thinks she can wear just anything that a model on the runway wears, does she not realize it makes her look fatter?

Her whole body is one big cellulite.

Got boobies???!!! :)

Sexy shoes too..........

I like the outfit and the heels but I know nothing about fashion so that's probably an insult

This whole family sucks. The sooner we can stop seeing them the better.

Reggie bush made a great call to get away from that lard ass.

I wonder why Moe keep posting her pictures almost every day when the majority only bash Kim.
Is that the point?
She is certainly not the most flawless person around but she is not the ugliest either.

I kinda like her when she gets naked...

more cushin for the pushin, if she was naked on her back you know you guys would plug her

you guys hate hard on this bitch. all of you would drop your trousers in a second if she asked you to. quit being a bunch of dickless pussies.

Those feet are not a pleasant sight.

she is okay

Damn, she needs a stylist or something.

Why is she wearing a massive full-length diaper?

"Oh Kimmy! You're soo perfect.. I wanna be just like you! Thanks for justifying mine and the rest of America's fatness. You are so smart, Kimmy. Remind me why you aren't the president?
xoxo, Teen Fangirl"

..but not really.

When her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!

What's up with the weird stumpy arm in the last picture?

she may as well wear a goddamn potato sack cuz i dont give a fuck about what shes wearing

Did she steal Lisa Bonet's wardrobe from the Cosby Show days or something

"Sometimes I pig out, and I still feel great, and think 'That was so worth it!' That's how I feel a lot of the time. I think, 'See this little dimple of cellulite here? It was so worth it for that cookies 'n' cream ice cream!'

"If I was stuck on a diet my whole life I would be really miserable. I love to eat. If you can't enjoy your life then what's the point? You can't torture yourself.

"I never aspired to be a size zero. I have cellulite. So what! I've never claimed to be perfect. It's crazy anyone should assume that just because you're in the spotlight, you're flawless

KIM K SUPERSTAR
I am 30 years old and act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess but i became an anal pornstar, but i still think i am a princess.
My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, ass, lips ,teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a plastic surgeon. I was also jealous of Paris Hilton and put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to hang on her like a koala bear all the time, to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. Until 2007 i did cocaine. I know there are picture proofs but i will deny it forever. My Pimp mother, Kris, fu@ked the poolboy while my father was at work. The result was my pathetic half sister khloe who is a whore, just like me. I am a total and utter disgrace to my late father, who was a lawyer. Whenever my mouth is moving, I am lying as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. The way i walk, talk and laugh is fake and if you look into my eyes, you can even see that my soul is fake.
I pretend that if I lie about things, people will eventually believe it.

Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment, and they paid me $5 million dollars to expose my nasty self. Ray J had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porn film with me for distribution.
My former publicist,Jonathan Jaxson, know what happened! He hates me because i went behind his back and abused all his connections. I am just waiting for him,and many many more, to come out and reveal how i really am.
I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack intelligence, class, dignity, self-respect, elegance, and morals. I am a very dirty woman.
My ex husbond damon Thomas, whom i married at the age of 19 in las vegas, publicly called me untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber (to my family) and a cheater.

I have no real friends because i have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way, for fame. I am using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrities lifes for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that i have NO buisness at all to attend. The only award show i should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I desperately want to get married and have children, but no man with CLASS would be remotely associated with me. I even tried to put public pressure on Reggie….telling the public that we would get married. I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown of dancing with the stars the second week. I made a work out video that clearly show i am in a very bad shape. I got a Razzie for my sad sad performence in disaster movie. My song JAM, i have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like an unmusical tone deaf 4 year old with a nasal monotone voice, very unfortunate!
Anybody who dont like me, for the rotten and lying whore that i am, who has alone made this world a worse place to live in, i call haters or jealous!
We,the kardashians, call each other dolls and have tainted the pussycat dolls by heisting their consept.
I pretend that i care about others, but i could not care less. I only care about myself.

I tried to fu@k over children by selling them an insane debit master card with predatory' fees.
It was unfortunatly of the market after 1 week.
But thank God, i found a new way to rip of the kids with glam silly bandz.
Over weight children must skip normal diet,exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo suction,like me.
I stole 120000$ from Sonja Norwoods creditcard.,Ray J and Brandys mother. After being busted i paid her back with the money i got from the sex tape i made with her son.
The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers.I dont even know how to sew on a butten or sketch anything, yet i call myself a fashion designer
The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin.
For world aids day i went of social medias until my fans had raised 1mill$.
I was confident that within 24 hours i would be back. 7 days later i was bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me the shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.
I have never been single because i am to scared to spend time with myself.

I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo ass because it’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my @ss hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, Ray J, Reggie Bush, Christiano,Chengo(The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin,Gabriel Aubry(only because everybody said i was only into black guys)Kanye West and soon Kris Humpries are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fu@ked, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me because they know that I am trash that brings their reputations down to the gutter with mine. I would fu@k anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs but the only one i have now is herpes, I am herpes. I am pathetic, plastic and am terribly insecure. I am a national and international joke, smell like piss and have a totally ripped @SS from my ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE, amongst others. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and i am 100% shameless. I am the most filthy famewhore in the whole wide world!
I am Kim Kardashian Superstar.......Yeeeeeeey!!!

You should have your own show just like Charlie Sheen... another torpedo of truth...