Newly Single Mila Kunis Needs A Date To The Oscars!
Monday, January 3rd, 2011 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Mila Kunis is officially single! OW!So yeah, as most of you bastards already know Mila Kunis broke up with her longtime boyfriend Macaulay Culkin over the holidays. While her "Black Swan" co-star Natalie Portman is getting married & expecting a baby, Mila's looking to cash in on her growing fame & fortune by upgrading various parts of her life. Sorry, Macaulay. Time bag another up & coming hottie!
Any guesses as to who Mila's gonna end up with, by chance? I was thinking J.T., but I think his head is too far up Jessica Biel's ass to realize what he's missing...
Hope everyone has a great 2011! Thanks for your love & support!
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Macaulay Culkin is home alone once again lol
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original
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In case you bastards did not know, this is what I am doing right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfPg5LjGYz8
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RMAO!!! But so true
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She should date someone really hot this time.
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I'll do the honors!
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No I WILL!
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Anyone that wants to take her out has to take me down 1v1. Bring it motherfuckers!
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Consider it brought dude!
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Too busy going down on your girl but all the best with the fighting mate.
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Implying you know what to do when going down on a girl
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Beats having to go down 1v1 on men.
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You would be scared of fighting
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*cracks her knuckles*
Let's do this, Bowswer.
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Well you're certainly a lot better competition than any of these other weaklings.
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*in her best Ivan Drago voice*
I vill break you...
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"My vheels! My god, I can't move my vheels!"
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Why do I get the feeling that either way this fight turns out, Bowser wins?
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What's the basis for the claim that she broke up with him? Stuff I've read just says they split. I mean, one would ASSUME she dumped him, but you never know.
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This was long overdue!
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well to be honest it won't be that hard to upgrade from Culkin and since it's Mila she can get whoever she wants!
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It'll be interesting to see who makes a run at her. Mila's stock is very high right now.
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Consider it my number one new year's resolution
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she is SO hot
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O_o
someone call Dallas P.D.
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I am not particularly fond of the Dallas Police Department
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I bet there's too many strict officers.
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Actually I don't think Dallas is too strict. I just have my own reasons to not like them. Suburbs of Dallas are really bad when it comes to strict officers.
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Oh, well that sucks.
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Oh, well that sucks.
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it's about time!! finally DUH!
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I guess he's jealous of her success
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Well... I guess she'll find some other former child star...
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mila's ugly
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She's not. You're just mad because Bieber is busting his nut inside your precious Selena
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bieber bust nuts in females?
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Thats impossible. A boy has to hit puberty before he gets his man goo. Whacking off back in those days were so much cleaner :(
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I couldn't believe it until I saw it!!!
http://bauergriffinonline.com/2011/01/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-justin-biebe...
http://bauergriffinonline.com/2011/01/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-justin-biebe...
is it actually legal for her? LOL bad, naughty, illegal girl!
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looks kinda fake, doesn't it?
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perfectly legal, the only illegality start to comes into play when clothings starts to come off, and genitalia becomes involved.
But I believe these pics were taken in Florida, where this would be legal for them, even if they are making the beast with two backs.
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im sure if he was 18 and she was 16 people would be calling him a pedophile. DOUBLE STANDARD.
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I really doubt they have sex
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This woman is FIRE!!! She'll get snapped up soon!!
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Hawt DAMM she is looking fine, some of these pics are new to me.
In 3.1 and 3.2 it is almost like she is channeling early paulina porizkova(a goddess in her own right)
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All mine.
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Pssh. Go fight with VoR over pregnant Miranda.
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Duh, since i've already claimed Olga all to myself. Now its off to Miranda & Mila *cracks knuckles*
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As soon as I heard this on the news I thought about you motherfuckers on here. I was like, "These motherf*ckers gonna be on "The Bastard-oops", "Moe Jackson" jousting for who gets to simp over this broad".
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One of the hottest single female today.
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She could not be any hotter. Surprisingly she seems to only get better looking as she gets older.
Oh, and I can make that "home alone O face" when I cum if that is what Mila is into.
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i wonder what he did that she dumped his ass.
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failed to provide a ring after 7 years?
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MaCulky? Who knew?
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it only took forever but yea...finally there is hope for a "normal" looking guy to get with her...damn I wish I lived there, craaap
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bout fucking time....
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