Attendees of "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides"
Monday, May 9th, 2011 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: WennPirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is the fourth film in the Disney franchise starring Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow. Of all the ladies in this post, only two are actually in the movie. Penelope Cruz stars as Angelica, the love interest of Johnny Depp and Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey as Syrena, a mermaid. Look for it in theaters on May 20th (18th in the UK). For more information, visit the Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides official website.
Captain Jack Sparrow crosses paths with a woman from his past, and he is unsure whether it is love—or if she is a ruthless con artist who is only using him to find the fabled Fountain of Youth. When she forces him aboard the Queen Anne's Revenge, the ship captained by the formidable pirate Blackbeard, Jack finds himself on an unexpected adventure in which he does not know whom to fear more: Blackbeard or the woman from his past Wiki


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penelope is wonderful
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ELiza and Penelope are my favs.
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Forget a starting 5 ill just take eliza thanks
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The first two, Shay and Eliza are cute, but Eliza looks way better than these pictures.
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The first two, Shay and Eliza are cute, but Eliza looks way better than these pictures.
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dear lord what happened to Teri Hatcher, she used to be such a hottie
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/Teri_Hatcher_%281995%...
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I believe it's called aging badly...
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i believe its aging naturally...
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lol Teri Hatcher didn't age naturally
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I'd still have a go on her
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What a shame. I am guessing too much partying, smoking, not getting enough sleepy, unhealthy life style in general, plastic surgery/abuse and shit. I couldn't believe when i found out she was the woman in one of seinfeld episodes.
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great episode
They're real and They're spectacular!

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I think Astrid is so pretty, though I'm not sure who she is.
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I like Astrid. A very pretty new face.
And I hate it when girls hold open the slit of their dresses and stick their legs out. Like Vanessa is doing here. If you wanna show your legs wear something short or at least do it inconspicuously. This just screams 'camerawhoring'.
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wow u r such a hater
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yeah, i'm fappin
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Penelope, show them how it's done.
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I love it when Penelope has that little choppy fringe. It's so cute. I love her eyes and eyebrows too.
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Penelope and Eliza Win caus they are awesome and hot, Ashley and Shay are cute too
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Agree with everything you said!!
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for the record I was talking about Ashley B not Tisdale!!!
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I knew who you meant!
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haha good, didn't want my tastes to be questioned!
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OK I chose the row with Ashley in because I like her the most, Astrid and Chelsea are cool too though
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Well hello there, MS. Ashley Benson.
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I love the Pretty Little Liar girls. So pretty, oh so pretty.
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I love my PLL girls Ashley & Shay
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Just give me Penelope, and I'll be happy..
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Well I'll trade Emily Roberts for Vanessa and her fcuking HOT legz............and that's my team right there:
Eliza, Eva, Fivel, Francia and The Hudgens!!!!! :)
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Gotta give my shay shay some lovin <3
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I love Shay! The most naturally gorgeous girl in this lineup.
I picked the last row because of her mostly. It's not fair that someone threw Terri Hatcher in to the mix!
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There is a whole lot of busted faces in this post. I like Eliza and Shay.
The Tiz another girl that looks better in clothes than her bikini pics.
An someone needs to tell Vanessa that the more muscular her short little legs get the more they look like tranny legs.
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I have to agree dinodan. Tiz does look much better in clothes than without clothes. Besides looking increasingly Trannyish, VH also seems to hve the must smug, annoying, smirk of a red carpet smile.
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Emma always looks drunk.
Teri is scary.
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Eliza is gorgeous as usual. Penelope looks very nice too. That Francia chick doesn't look as much like a stuffed sausage as usual, kudos to her stylist.
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Penelope wins this easily. I would love to suck on those MILF titties. I would love to cum all over Vanessa and Francia, as well.
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Penelope should be posted by herself and not lumped in with this group. Show some respect, please.
Ashley Tisdale looks good in that dress. The color compliments her skin tone, hair, and eyes real well.
Shay and Francia are hot.
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MUST.PUNCH.VANESSA'S.FACE.
She thinks she is some goddess, doesn't she?
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LMAO.
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Shay. Would pick Eliza but her nose is seriously ugly.
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Finally my styling expertize is workin' on Vanessa! Love that slit. With that being said here's my squad: Francia>Vanessa>Francia(again)>Shay>Eva>Francia(3rd time>Teri>Fivel (not too crazy about face but those legs whew)>Both Chelseas>. Now if you'll excuse me........
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Teri? you must have made a typo Dr.Smooth.
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Teri? you must have made a typo Dr.Smooth.
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You know after careful examination you're right! Back to the drawing board!
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Did you guys ever see that episode from Tales from the crypt with Teri Hatcher? She was beautiful and hot.
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Leni, her nose usually does not look that bad, it's a bad picture, probably a distorted camera.
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I don't know, I think it does look bad (the tip), but I still like Eliza, she's sexy
http://www.imagebam.com/image/82db07131459558
http://img226.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=40387__Alex6_5_122_127lo.jpg
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woah has it always looked like that?
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Yea, I do not like her nose at all but on the upside her hair looks really shiny in those pics!
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Pene
and I want Teri shoes
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Alright time for a change in my sqaud's line-up trading Chelsea Kane for Penelope Cruz even though Penelope's dress is too damn. Plus I didn't get a good look at Chelsea Kane. Not bad but my meh another man's treasure. Now you see I can be generous too. Now back to Francia again excuse us.....
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*dress is too damn long
*my meh is another man's treasure
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Astrid is so beautiful!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKMzboGUB6s
Her lips are amazing
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She's got that doe-eyed, melancholic look about her.
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Don't like the "starting five" thing.
Sometime the best girl and the worst one are in the same group.
Then who do I vote for?
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It's a "Devilish" trap devised by one of your fiends.
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I really have a soft spot for Ashley Benson.
Penelope Cruz is also hot.
And Vanessa Hudgens reminds me of that guy who had surgery to looks like a cat. Whore.
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buncha hoes
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