PHOTOS: Jennifer Aniston's New $15 Million NYC Pad! DAAYUM!
Thursday, February 10th, 2011 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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Photo Credit: Splash News & INF PhotoLove her or hate her, but Jennifer Aniston works really hard for her luxurious lifestyle, so many congrats to her on bagging this plush penthouse in NYC's pimped-out West Village (assuming she's the buyer, of course).
Details: The place reportedly has four bedrooms & four baths. Included is a baby nursery, two outdoor roof patios, & three terraces that give stunning Manhattan views. The property's broker Melanie Lazenby denied that J. Aniston is in contract for the apartment, but went on to confirm that an offer for the property was on the table (Source: Splash News).
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I confess. This is slightly nicer than my 1 bedroom apt.
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I'd also like to go on record and confess that my 2 bedroom apartment looks like a homeless shelter compared to this place.
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i love the MoeJackson.com words on the pics. It is like you had were invited over to her house and took the pics yourself.
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Boring and predictable... With having that much money, she could have hired a better designer... This apartment is so blaaaahhhh, it makes me sleepy...
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Boring and predictable... just like the show "Friends"!
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I doubt this is the actual apartment. It seems like it was staged by the real estate agent...
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Even if she did buy an apt in the building, they'd probably show photos of the one apartment they have for showcasing.
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I need to get myself on a show that'll pay me a million per episode :/
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I like your humbleness. Charlie Sheen gets paid $2.5 million and we see all the shit he gets into.
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I know, I got simple dreams!
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someone needs to make a tv show about moejackson :)
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Who needs "Friends" when you have the brand new series "Bastards"?
Coming soon to NBC!!!
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I want Diane Kruger to play me, she needs to gain like 20lbs though lol
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Justin Long can play me after he gains some muscle weight
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you are hotter than Justin Long!
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Casting:
Diane Kruger- Leni <3
David Duchovny- Hanson McCock (HOORAY!!!)
Feel free to leave suggestions!!!
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hahaha I saw that coming! Allison Brie will play me!
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Nice pick, she's great on Community. Very nice!!!
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Yeah I think she'll be able to do me justice!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzJSbxjVVjk
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DAMN FoyFoy, I want to make sweet sweet love to you now. I can dress up as Harry Potter if you want!
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oooh dressed up as Harry Potter, I'm there, we'll have some soft Californication playing in the background
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Eben though I look nothing like him.
I call dibs on Jon Hamm.
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Hmmm - I want to be played by Beyonce... I know I am not black, but it's a free world people!!!!!!! U CAN'T STOP ME!!!!! BUAHAHHAHAHHA
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the latest addition to the cast of "Bastards", Moe and Jackson...
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Wait.....I though this was Moe and Jackson.
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hahah
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WOW - CAN U SAY SEXY???? :P
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Hah
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Eva Mendes as Lady Lazarus!
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You are much prettier than her.
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+10
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Wait what? They don't want to make it anymore? How did I not see this coming?!?!
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Oh hell yeah... It would be a freaking winner... but something also tells me that most of us wouldn't be able to properly deal with the success of the show... and u know how that usually ends people??? We would all change into Lindsay or Charlie Sheen... oh God... I can c the newspapers already: " Leni and Evelina stopped by the police for taking an illegal U Turn, only to dicover 10 pounds of heroin, dead male hooker and a half-eaten bag of Haribo gummies hidden in the trunk of their car" - hey - I like candy... :P
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AND I THINK THAT THE SHOW SHOULD BE FILMED IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION :) THAT SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT SPOT FOR US ALL... WHAT DO U SAY GUYS???
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I know this is a dead thread, but what about these people!!!
FoxyRoxy-
Caitie Harmful-
Glimmer LOL
Boz-
TheHeadliner-
Freep
Oh and these...
AlinaMaria- Rose Byrne
johnconnor77- Christian Bale
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I wanna be anyone who gets to fuck Jon Hamm, lol!
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Hold on! So you wanna end up fucking BryanZee???
How long has this been going on? So tell me, is he better than me? Huh? TELL ME!?!?
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Score!
Jon Draper Style!
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Glimmer? Will Ferrell can play Glimmer.
Me? Norah Jones as Boz... how cyyuulll is that gonna be?? lol.
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Why would you want a girl to play you?
I already made some calls, so far Jackie Chan and Jet Li would like to audition for your part.
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dont be a dildo, Hanson!!!!!
I hate Jackie Chan!!
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LMFAO!!!
I'm just fucking around Boz. Norah Jones it is.
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Lol. Yayyyy!
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Ah yeah, Norah Jones is totally you!!
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<3
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I think Zach Galifianakis should play Glim.
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ha brilliant
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Caitie - Carey Mulligan
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I approve of this.
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Foxy - Emma Stone?
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No, wait - Evan Rachel Wood!!!
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And Salma - Shakira
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Her ass was nice on Friends. Not sure if it still is.
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Well - let us know if u somehow get to find out :P
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it still is, I think it was dinodan that posted some pics on another thread, definitely good especially for a forty something year old
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yes, still nice
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That's a pretty huge home for a pretty lonely lady.
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I love the bathroom so much.
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it's like the size of my entire apartment :/
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ugh, the kitchen ruins it for me, but all the other stuff (terraces etc.) and the bathroom are really nice.
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That building looks like the YMCA from the outside.
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Love the bathroom & the corner by the stairs with the curtains.
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that's a bad ass place
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I just noticed there are no curtains in the bathroom and it's a rooftop patio. It's a paparazzi's dream.
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Poor thing, all that money, good looking and still can't get a man to save her life.
I mean John Mayer, a woman of her caliber should never have had to step down to that level.
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That little apartment is 15 million bucks?
jeez... move outa the city and buy a mansion instead.
Around here,you could get a sprawling estate with your own movie theatre, pool, tennis court and still have enough money left over to buy a Lamborghini to put in your 5 car garage.
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though yeah that is ridiculous I'd rather live in the city
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She has that covered, she has a massive mansion in Los Angeles.
She has enough money to have anything she wants.
I believe she prefers Bentleys over Lamborghinis by the way.
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Ok... but isn't living in such a gianormous pad just going to make her feel even lonelier at night as she rocks herself to sleep clutching that "my buddy" doll pretending it's a real child while licking that wrinkled picture of Brad she keeps under the pillow?
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It's nice, but yeah it's a tad plain.
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I'm more shocked she was actually given enough acting gigs to be able to afford something like this..Considering every horrible rom-com she has done TANKED harder than Ron Jeremy's penis on a viagra overdose
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She never needs to work again, because of "Friends" money. None of them really do. Hell the residuals alone are most likely more than most of us make in a year or two.
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Badass place there, but man, the weather in NYC really been seriously bad.
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Thats why California > New York
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The building looks like council flats.
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I'd rather fork out a few extra mil and 'do a Chris Evans' and spend £12million on a Ferrari 250 GTO.
I have no idea how that place costs $15 million. Location? C'mon son.
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That's ridiculous. That apt is wack, imo. It just doesn't have character. But wait, neither does Jennifer so it's perfect.
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that place looks exactly like my place....not.
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Wow, this is nice. Although the building exterior does look like a hospital.
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Oh yea, and I'd rather live at the Soho House.
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Good for her... seriously.
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The outside of the building looks pretty shitty
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Living in NYC is just ridiculous. You pay a ton of cash for such crap. I guess you either love it or hate it.
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