MoeJackson 2011: The Pippa Middleton Hype Machine!!
Wednesday, December 28th, 2011 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: WENN; FAME Pictures; INF Photo; Splash News Online; Pacific Coast News; Bauer-Griffin2011 was William and Kate get married but also formally introduced the world to Kate Middleton's sister Pippa. For a short time following The Royal Wedding, eyes were on Pippa and the paparazzi hasn't stopped as evident from our inconsistent filler-posts of Pippa walking to work. There's an Facebook Ass Appreciation Fanpage for Pippa's ass (What ass?) that has over 240,000 'Likes' and it seems like there are those people who can't seem to get enough of Pippa; the readers of this site not being of that bunch. I think we've still yet to hear Pippa speak and yet she's been posted on the site this year around 20 times. Well, as long as Kate is the Duchess and Pippa walks to work, we can't see that there'll be any change come 2012.
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"There's an Facebook Ass Appreciation Fanpage for Pippa's ass (What ass?)"
That is the Amber Rose of flat British asses, my friend. That is some premium pancake butt. I wish my ass was as awesome & flat as hers, but alas...I am cursed with this little Irish sodabread ass.
*runs off crying*
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Why post her, even if she's a princess she brings nothing to the "bastardly" table.
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Jessica Biel has an ass. This is just a Standard Issue flat white girl sitting organ.
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Jesus, Moe. Enough of her already.
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I see a flat ass, short legs and a very old looking average face.
If she was a BLOTD I'd give her two stars, one for looks and one for being brave enough to send in pictures.
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^this
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her sister is only a million times better looking
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Her sister is way hotter, and she must be batshit or some fool would have married her rich ass by now.
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I'd much rather see her than the Kardashian sisters (that doesn't include Kendall, she's not a Kardashian).
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This scallywag is average at best.
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mediocre, nepotism at its best
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and if the hype machine is this bad in the states...
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something wierd about her i see her as an asexual ethereal creature. she is just odd. I am not calling her ugly!! i just... O_O asexual ethereal creature.. like i said before.
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I'm not one who likes to go agaisn't the tide, but I've seen much uglier and with worst body celebs in Hollywood who are overated, compare to this one...not saying she's ugly tho...but not really that bad..in my opinion
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That's cuz you motherfuckers keep posting her.
Her sister is way better looking and I think has a better body, when she's not starving herself.
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nothing overly impressive, nice legs. i probably would.. but i wouldn't brag about it.
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The only reason she is on the level she is on by the average woman (mostly in Great Britain) is:
1. The average woman struggles with her weight, she has a decent body, one that they would be envious of.
2. She has a decent face, pretty plain, but nothing repulsive.
3. She evidently dresses alright (not exactly my cup of tea) and but women just seem to just adore her fashion sense! Oh my!
My consensus is that she is pretty Goddam average and that her sister is much (alright, I'm lying, a hell of a lot) better looking.
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Also, I failed to mention that the first time I saw her face I thought she was Kate's older sister and about 38 years old. Not 28 years old and actually a year younger than Kate.
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