Sam "The Black Hef" Jones III Hits Eden w/ the Shannon Sisters!
Friday, April 1st, 2011 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped late last night as Sam Jones III was spotted rolling with not just his girlfriend Karissa Shannon, but also her twin sister Kristina. The three hit up Eden Nightclub in Hollywood before heading home in their Mercedes CLS sedan. With all these dudes rolling around in Lambos & Ferraris, Sam Jones should really considering upgrading his ride something a slightly more pimpier b/c he's susceptible of losing his beauties when he's at the bar grabbing drinks.
Let's move our attention to the kinky relationship at hand. So, is it even possible to date just one of the Shannon twins or is it always a buy one get one free (when you feel like it) type of deal? If that's the case, this dude is seriously livin' the Hugh Hefner lifestyle. Needless to say, major props to him. Even if does give the douche bag vibe, he's still an inspiration to bastards all around the globe.
And, here's Sam Jones III giving his girlfriend Karissa a public booty inspection before going inside the club:
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast NewsRead more in Babes, Dudes, Harlots, Karissa Shannon, King Sugar Daddy, Kristina Shannon, Mercedes-Benz, Sam Jones III, Sexy Celebrity Legs, Temporarily In Love
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- Sam Jones III Took The Shannon Twins To The Beverly Last Night!
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- Karissa Shannon Likes A Lil' Something Extra With Her Starbucks Coffee!






















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That guy must have a $5 foot long.
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He does actually.
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Yes, Those two have a sex tape out..just an FYI. His dick is abnormally large for someone that short.
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Oh yes, He is ugly but thats ok his "Dong" makes up for it. Disgusting.
I think the twins look alright. Obviously she is with him thanks to this media brainwashing nonsense.
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Thats kinda sad, hes a no namer. He's been busted lying his ass off about a sports car he doesn't own but told everyone he does..If your going to social fuck at least do it with someone thats relevant :S
...and I guess its a good thing my peen is abnormally large as well ^_^ to make up for my other short comings :(
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why bother wearing a tie
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I don't know why we should be impressed with him they're not even hot the only they have going for them is being twins.
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They are twins who make out with each other. That's sick. And hot.
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yes and yes!
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Oh you know they do when they're in the bedroom with Hef. That wouldn't surprise me at all.
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Karissa (the one in pink I think) has definitely been toning up her body lately and it show in these pics with her sister.
In her last few posts she has looked decent.
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I wonder how much this dude pays those Ho's just to hang around him...you know he's only doing for show purpose...
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Isn't he soon bound for the pokey? I thought he got caught up in some money laundering or drug dealing. Must have a good attorney to get him out on bail and walking around like this.
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I just don't understand this, he is not good looking at all, he is short and don't think that being on a secondary role for smallville made earn so much money to bang these two sisters at the same time..mmm
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Man, such fine pussy being wasted on a gay dude.
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Lol, their faces are really busted.
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Quality, not Quantity!
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God bless short shorts! Fucking hot. The twins have great round asses but yes, busted faces, especially the one that is not Karissa.
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There is a lot of nice leg real estate there.
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Those white shorts look fricken great on her. Nice ass shots.
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LOL. Take note one percenters.
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Yea but the dude has a rod in the 99th percentile, not that I've seen it anything...
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he will be in prison soon and i'm sure i'll get to hit it at least once, not even joking
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what the fuck does he do for a living? I never see any of his movie or tv show after Smallville...
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Drug dealer. :P
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Likely a person needs go away soon enough, a unknown bastard.
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They have disgusting hair, it looks like straw.
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It really does, and it photographs especially bad.
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Just updated with a lot more pics...
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The updated pics shows the best side of these girls. Love Karissa's legs and Ass!!!
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Karissa is definitely the more attractive one, those back shots are pretty amazing.
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She has a nicer face and body. Do you think her sister is jealous? I mean there twins but...
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I don't know, I mean it is normal for siblings to be jealous of one another but maybe Kristina thinks she's hot shit in her own right.
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Ummmm why is he all up in her ass like?
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So.. did they get matching cosmetic surgery? Lol.
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He creeps me out. He reminds me of The Situation.
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+60
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I'm quite jealous and wish I could perform that kind of inspection on that kind of ass. Damn!
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looks like he wants to goatse that ass.
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Damn, the last time I saw a public display of "booty inspection" like this, I was in line at the airport.
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GO AWAY SAM!
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One ugly team.
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That's a lot of good ass and legs on Karissa!! Dayyumm!!!
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This nigga is a fuckin' cornball.
*shakes head*
When will my brothas learn?
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"Why bother wearing a tie", "useless!"
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this young lady deserve to be very soundly spanked once a week minimum
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Great legs and ass on a sticky looking attention whore.
P.S. - Busted faces.
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They are the epitome of dye you hair blonde and pay for a great bod and voila you're considered hot. Their faces are beyond average.
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