Sam "The Black Hef" Jones III Hits Eden w/ the Shannon Sisters!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

These were snapped late last night as Sam Jones III was spotted rolling with not just his girlfriend Karissa Shannon, but also her twin sister Kristina. The three hit up Eden Nightclub in Hollywood before heading home in their Mercedes CLS sedan. With all these dudes rolling around in Lambos & Ferraris, Sam Jones should really considering upgrading his ride something a slightly more pimpier b/c he's susceptible of losing his beauties when he's at the bar grabbing drinks.

Let's move our attention to the kinky relationship at hand. So, is it even possible to date just one of the Shannon twins or is it always a buy one get one free (when you feel like it) type of deal? If that's the case, this dude is seriously livin' the Hugh Hefner lifestyle. Needless to say, major props to him. Even if does give the douche bag vibe, he's still an inspiration to bastards all around the globe.

And, here's Sam Jones III giving his girlfriend Karissa a public booty inspection before going inside the club:
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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That guy must have a $5 foot long.

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 5:55pm
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He does actually.

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 12:21am
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Yes, Those two have a sex tape out..just an FYI. His dick is abnormally large for someone that short.

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 4:14am
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Oh yes, He is ugly but thats ok his "Dong" makes up for it. Disgusting.
I think the twins look alright. Obviously she is with him thanks to this media brainwashing nonsense.

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 9:11am
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Thats kinda sad, hes a no namer. He's been busted lying his ass off about a sports car he doesn't own but told everyone he does..If your going to social fuck at least do it with someone thats relevant :S

...and I guess its a good thing my peen is abnormally large as well ^_^ to make up for my other short comings :(

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 11:49am
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why bother wearing a tie

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 6:06pm
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I don't know why we should be impressed with him they're not even hot the only they have going for them is being twins.

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 6:08pm
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They are twins who make out with each other. That's sick. And hot.

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 7:44pm
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yes and yes!

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 9:47pm
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Oh you know they do when they're in the bedroom with Hef. That wouldn't surprise me at all.

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 10:46pm
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Karissa (the one in pink I think) has definitely been toning up her body lately and it show in these pics with her sister.

In her last few posts she has looked decent.

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 6:23pm
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I wonder how much this dude pays those Ho's just to hang around him...you know he's only doing for show purpose...

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 6:23pm
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Isn't he soon bound for the pokey? I thought he got caught up in some money laundering or drug dealing. Must have a good attorney to get him out on bail and walking around like this.

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 6:26pm
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I just don't understand this, he is not good looking at all, he is short and don't think that being on a secondary role for smallville made earn so much money to bang these two sisters at the same time..mmm

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 7:07pm
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Man, such fine pussy being wasted on a gay dude.

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 7:43pm
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Lol, their faces are really busted.

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 7:47pm
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Quality, not Quantity!

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 8:08pm
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God bless short shorts! Fucking hot. The twins have great round asses but yes, busted faces, especially the one that is not Karissa.

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 8:17pm
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There is a lot of nice leg real estate there.

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 9:48pm
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Those white shorts look fricken great on her. Nice ass shots.

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 4:07am
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LOL. Take note one percenters.

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 8:42pm
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Yea but the dude has a rod in the 99th percentile, not that I've seen it anything...

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 4:17am
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he will be in prison soon and i'm sure i'll get to hit it at least once, not even joking

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 9:05pm
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what the fuck does he do for a living? I never see any of his movie or tv show after Smallville...

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 9:56pm
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Drug dealer. :P

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 6:14am
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Likely a person needs go away soon enough, a unknown bastard.

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 11:42pm
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They have disgusting hair, it looks like straw.

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 @ 11:55pm
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It really does, and it photographs especially bad.

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 12:23am
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Just updated with a lot more pics...

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 12:29am
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The updated pics shows the best side of these girls. Love Karissa's legs and Ass!!!

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 12:35am
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Karissa is definitely the more attractive one, those back shots are pretty amazing.

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 12:36am
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She has a nicer face and body. Do you think her sister is jealous? I mean there twins but...

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 4:12am
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I don't know, I mean it is normal for siblings to be jealous of one another but maybe Kristina thinks she's hot shit in her own right.

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 11:19am
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Ummmm why is he all up in her ass like?

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 12:41am
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So.. did they get matching cosmetic surgery? Lol.

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 1:31am
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He creeps me out. He reminds me of The Situation.

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 5:42am
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+60

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 11:41pm
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I'm quite jealous and wish I could perform that kind of inspection on that kind of ass. Damn!

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 8:10am
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looks like he wants to goatse that ass.

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 10:25am
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Damn, the last time I saw a public display of "booty inspection" like this, I was in line at the airport.

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 12:50pm
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GO AWAY SAM!

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 1:37pm
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One ugly team.

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 3:01pm
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That's a lot of good ass and legs on Karissa!! Dayyumm!!!

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 6:01pm
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This nigga is a fuckin' cornball.

*shakes head*

When will my brothas learn?

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 10:11pm
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"Why bother wearing a tie", "useless!"

Friday, April 1st, 2011 @ 11:39pm
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this young lady deserve to be very soundly spanked once a week minimum

Saturday, April 2nd, 2011 @ 11:06am
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Great legs and ass on a sticky looking attention whore.

P.S. - Busted faces.

Saturday, April 2nd, 2011 @ 11:31am
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They are the epitome of dye you hair blonde and pay for a great bod and voila you're considered hot. Their faces are beyond average.

Saturday, April 2nd, 2011 @ 4:50pm
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