Sarah Shahi (#4) vs Camilla Belle (#5) - Top 8 Matchup
Wednesday, February 9th, 2011 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
See more from Sarah's juicy category!Sampling of Sarah:
- Sarah Shahi: Esquire's "Me in my Place" Sexy Photoshoot [GO!]
- Sarah Shahi's "Fairly Legal" Promotional Workout Sponsored By Nike! [GO!]
- Sarah Shahi - Esquire Women We Love Photos [GO!]

See more from Camilla's juicy category!
Sampling of Camilla:
- Camilla Belle @ Pitti Immagine Uomo 79 Fashion Show in Florence [GO!]
- Camilla Belle @ Vanity Fair-Gucci's Party at Cannes Film Festival [GO!]
- Camilla Belle Looking Sexy @ "Push" Premiere in L.A. [GO!]
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That's right, 100% to 0% with my vote, just as it should be.
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By far the easiest vote of the seeding Camilla all the way
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This one *is* easy, for Sarah Shahi.
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Let's not forget that Camilla Belle has been tainted by one of the Jonas brothers.
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Nah, those guys are gay so they don't count.
They probably sat up all night discussing boys and shit.
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Looks like we have a dedicated Sarah fan running up the vote.
don't let all the recent publicity of Sarah's new show and staged photo shoots fool anyone.
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I've been fooled
This is tough for me lol
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Definitely Sarah. They are both annoying but Sarah is by far better looking and has the better body. By far.
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I agree.
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this 1 is close, Camilla is beautiful BUT Sarah has the whole package so she wins
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Camilla without a doubt, I find Sarah too annoying and she's hot but Camilla is far more beautiful and sexy
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I think they are both equally annoying. Sarah is an attention whore but so is Camilla, she went out with a Jonas for press!
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yes but that was last year and since this is a this year hottest list I'll forgive her, but for argument sake if I did find them equally annoying I'd still pick Camilla, I find her hotter
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Fair enough!
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But at least Camilla doesn't try to make everything she says sound sexual or try to turn men on all the time, that gets old really fast.
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Camilla is way hotter then Sarah.
But Sarah appeals to the mongoloids and sadly, there are a lot of them. "oohh sexy lady show cleavage and bend over, I vote sexy. Yum. Drool.Fap.Fap.Fap.Fap.Fap....."
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haha I do enjoy your insights
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LOL
You are too correct!
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Here we go again, Bastards. I have my Anti-Butthurt salve at the standby so I don't have a repeat of yesterday.
Sarah for me. I don't even know who Camilla Belle is, and I've Googled her about a dozen times in the past. I can't remember what she's done, so Camilla = forgettable.
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She was in the movie Push, which was pretty good. Can't remember seeing her in anything else.
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Push was terribad.
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Push was terribad.
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Push was terribad.
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Dear Sarah Shahi,
If you end up winning this please know that I voted for you. Since you haven't replied to any of my weekly hand-written letters, I should probably stop writing to you then. Or maybe I should stop including pictures of my penis.
Untruly Yours, Hanson McCock.
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Brett, is that you?
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Sarah's ass wins!
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Sarah Shahi...it was love at first sight when I saw her on the L word.
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to be honest I'm surprised either made the top 8
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Something about Camilla's face irks me, irrational, but it does. So Sarah it is.
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Even though she was with one of the J brothers I could never deny Camilla a vote even though she proberly wont win
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Just like with yesterdays run off, this is a matter of sexy VS beauty. Since when this competition was initially put forth, it is about SEXIEST. While I believe that Camilla is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood these days, she doesnt bring the sexy time like Sarah.
TL;DR= Sarah Shahi
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P.S. It will be interesting to see how many total votes are cast in this poll VS yesterdays. Since now we wont have the Nick/Disney influence.
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Camilla.
I couldn't care less about this poll. I'm just here to see all the bitchasses cry when they don't get their way.
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Sarah's ass.
Sarah wins.
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Strong argument.
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very nice
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snow white > dwarf
camilla belle is a true beauty, sarah shahi has nothing special.
anyway, someone needs to repair that damn poll box, otherwise you can shove that whole matchup thing up your ass.
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Moe - just curious but who were the #9 and #10 bubble teams that missed the cut?
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this is actually a close one... wtf dude, moe, you should tweet this to sarah, get her fans over here to make accounts and vote. then we can skew the poll, pokes peoples eyes out, and have general hilarity ensue.
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i tweeted it with the @ tag...
Sarah's Twitter is...
@onlysarahshahi
Camilla Belle doesnt seem to have an "official" one...
i tweeted the...
@xoxcamilla one in my post.
id love to see one of these 8 get in on this... so im doing my part... all you slobs with twitter on this site, start tweeting about the contest...
heres what i used and fit into the 140 charachter limits...
post 1
http://www.moejackson.com/2011-sarah-shahi-vs-camilla-belle-hottest-sexi... Rd 2 @onlysarahshahi vs @xoxcamilla
post 2
go to moejackson.com and vote today for rd 2 of @moejacksoncom 's Bastardly Woman of the year! Today is Sarah Shahi Vs. Camilla Belle
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Camilla........just!! Only just!!
Sarah is seriously hot too.....this poll is an unfair match-up in the Last 8......
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They are both really fucking attractive women, but I gave my vote to Sarah because she shows her body off and it's a whole lot easier to fap it that way.
It always comes down to fapping it.
Sorry Camilla :(
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Can't get too invested in these matchups. Needs to save my energy for Candice.
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No need to worry there. Candice will take it by a loooong shot. There's too many Candice fans here for anything to knock her out.
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I give my vote to FoxyRoxy.
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Lol, thanks, but even I'm not deluded enough to think I could ever win against any of these ladies.
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Camilla all day everyday.
This is no contest, she is playing in a whole different league to these other chicks.
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Yeah, Sarah is definitely sexier and has shown off her body much more. Camilla should do the same.
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Camilla. She's classy and always looks good and she's not annoying.
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this is so not fair, I love them both, can't choose!!!
Sarah is sexy and Camilla is classy, both are pretty
ok, I'm going to say Camilla, but this is just not fair
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Camilla. Taller, had better legs and is less annoying.
They both have such ugly eyes!
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Leni you and I are often so much on the same page. Not really into either of these ladies. I think it is the eyes.
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^^ gay.
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i bet you this shit isnt going to get 9000+ votes.
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I like 'em both. They are both beautiful & sexy in their own ways. Sarah has been trying to overtly seduce everyone in watching Fairly Legal. Love the sexual pics BUT... Camilla is subtle in her sexuality (which is sooooo hot). She looks good regardless of what she puts on.
Sarah & Camilla both KNOW they exude pure heat. Like Salma said, it's not fair.
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CAMILLA
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voted for Camilla. theres something wrong with her face beyond her eyebrows, but, IMHO i think shes better looking than the other one, Jonas Brothers tainting beside the point...
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For voters' consideration:
Camilla Belle nose job:

Sarah Shahi no-makeup hotness:

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I know I'm a minority here but I don't find Sarah hot in that pic, I mean hotter then Katy without make up, but still
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I like how he shows a picture of Camilla when she's young and compares it to a naked picture of Sarah.
The right girl is winning and order has been restored.
(inbeforemcpervvotesforsarah1000times)
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I know we all had our awkward young teenage years
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I mean don't get me wrong. Sarah is hot, but comparing her to Camilla is like comparing a Lexus to a Maserati. Both are nice but one is 5 classes above.
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agreed, few things lose to a Maserati. And I do not think you can compare a picture of a girl before she hit puberty to a recent pic and claim plastic surgery
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That's a rather flawed juxtaposition. If we're going to compare women to cars, then Camilla Belle isn't on the level of a Maserati. There are more beautiful (and talented) actresses out there.
Besides, the average Maserati is about 3 times more expensive than the average Lexus is. Of course, Maserati looks better because it's an exclusive luxury brand -- i.e. something only several handfuls of people can afford -- whereas Lexus is a mass-produced luxury brand. That's like comparing a sculpture by Gian Lorenzo Bernini to a sculpture by Henry Moore.
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Thats basically me saying Camilla > Sarah.
If you're going for exact matches and you don't agree that Camilla should be considered a Maserati but more like a Lexus herself then I would feel the need to adjust accordingly and bump down Sarah to a Honda Accord.
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That's me saying you're exaggerating.
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And thats the first time some has exaggerated on here?

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"Deal with it." You mean like how you did during the Victoria Justice round? LOL.
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Well, duh. Because my opinion >
It is what it is.
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My penis is an Aston martin
sup ladies.
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In case the ladies can't tell.
Nookies is also DTF 24/7
Holla!
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"For The Ladies"
Nookies.
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hahahaa
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If you don't find Sarah hot in that pic, then you've not been with many naked chicks. That is HAWT, my friend. That's how women look in the bedroom just before they let you put your wiener in them.
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Man at the hater alerts! Lol.. Apparently, there are 5 people who have never put their wiener in a chick with bedroom eyes.
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Has nothing to do with that, i think the hater alerts are for the ignorant comment on how you assume that people don't know how a girl looks like in bed.
"If you don't find Sarah hot in that pic, then you've not been with many naked chicks" -Ignorant
Its like me saying " If you don't like Miranda Kerr then you probably like fat chicks that are more attainable" Though it can hold some truth to it, its still an ignorant comment.
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I've never seen a naked chick in bed with "fuck me" eyes :(
FML.
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I have.
Me, in the mirror.
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:(
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Bryan couldnt have said it better than that....
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Yep, please, she's like the female version of Frank Zappa there, lmao
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To be fair, Shahi has also had a nose job.
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Not that I'm complaining or anything, since the end result is still one sexy ass woman.
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most of celebs have had a nosejob.
weird
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Camilla's like 13 in that pic.
People grow into weird ears, eyes and noses as they grow up.
I've seen it happen.
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Noses do not get smaller as we age, if anything they grow. That is a definite rhinoplasty. I'm not hating because I've had one myself but she has had one for sure. Not anything else facially though, even her teeth look the same, just whiter.
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I've wanted to get work done..Mainly around the eyes but I'd be worried the fucker hits my tear ducts
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What work? Do you mean like a blepharoplasty? Or a rhinoplasty for the top of your bridge? I have to say it was a virtually painless operation, the worst thing about it was being put to sleep. Also I had to get a septoplasty (it was a broken nose) and that was uncomfortable because you can't breathe for a couple of days.
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Eh I have a slight excess skin over my eye ducts (like asians) but im not asian lol..So I wanted to get that shit cut off
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Do it if it'll make you happy but make sure you do your research!!!
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I refuse to believe that because you're perfect. Plus, I'd bet good money that your accent is hella sexy.
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haha I don't know, I have been told that but my voice is super girly. I have tried to change it but I always forget and revert to type!
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Alina can you fake a bad accent so i can make some quick cash from this suckerr...I mean joey?
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So much for dealing with it...
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You know....i could be just joking around.
Who knows...
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Only you would know...
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they don't but everything else can catch up to your ears, noses, eyes, etc.?
How else can you explain all of these models, actors, and actresses who were like big eared, nosed dorks at 13 who are famous hunks and sex symbols by 20.
What starts out as prominent might not end up being prominent.
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Oh yeah you can grow into features for sure, but her bridge is actually a lot thinner now and if you see old profile pictures of her, her bridge started a lot higher up. Her old nose was nice too though.
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Wait, so who won the previous matchup?
I voted for both, btw, not that matters since whoever has the most dedicated fanboys will eventually win.
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Conflicted much? lol That's how I feel today
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Very much! Camilla was actually my number 2 in the preliminary voting.
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I don't know for sure but I think it was Minka, that's what it looked like last time I checked before the voting stopped
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I think Minka won. VJ was up by like 400 votes and a couple users here formed a group and voted for Minka until she had a good enough lead. Like you said. Dedicated, to use a nice word to describe this fuckery.
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At one point, Vic was up by near 1,000
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And then came OnlyADream....
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Yes, sir!
How else would I know?
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I don't like being called "sir" I'm only 20.
Actually you can call me "Lord Bryan", that has a nice ring to it. =)
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you sat and voted over 1000 times? jesus christ dude, i thought i was a loser, you take it to a new level.
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I was able to vote 1,000 times in less than an hour. Sure.
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My vote goes for CAMILLA ... She is sooo beautiful ... but she really doesn't make any effort to be "sexy" ... what in this case I have to admit is a disavantage ... she doesn't even dress like a girl of her age ... always wearing discret and formal clothes ....
Sarah, in the other, hand always manages to look damn sexy.
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yeah but on the other hand I find Sarah tries just a little too hard
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Yes, I agree
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I voted Camilla. My picture looks great, so she must be awesome. At night from 40-50 feet away with a compact point and click. She left this party in a cab with Malin Akerman, my #1. So uh, yeah whatever that means.
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hah! I love what you do Gabbo. Pretty sweet deal.
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I'm not a fan of both, I'm just gonna watch who wins it.
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This is taking way too long.
It's blatantly obvious the winner will be Donatella Versace.
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Sarah Shahi
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Voting is done.
I think Camilla won.
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i didnt get a chance to vote but i would have gone with camilla. i feel like if they were both in the same room she could style on sarah all day. although camilla has never had a career (bastardly) defining moment like sarah's my place photoshoot. god damn i need to look at those pics again,
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