Shaq O'Neal & Girlfriend Nicole Alexander Show Some Love For The Cameras!
Tuesday, August 9th, 2011 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineShaq & his teeny-tiny girlfriend Nicole Alexander had some fun with the paparazzi yesterday afternoon when the couple were out & about Calabasas tossing around some Sugar Daddy Cash. The couple put on a passionate show for the cameras as Shaq hinted how he manhandles Nicole behind closed doors.
In other news, it was recently revealed that the former NBA big-man will join the "Inside the NBA" team on TNT. I'm glad they didn't boot Kenny Smith to make room for Shaq b/c I kinda dig his commentary and his pointed shots at Chuck. Needless to say, I'm very excited to see Shaq drop bombs on everyone around the NBA! Should definitely an entertaining show, no doubt!
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him on TNT is enough for people to root for the lockout to end
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She is that girl from I love money two or something. Ha. That is scary, he is sooo big.
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She really needs a latter.
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Now if she can balance Shaq's beer glass on top of her head she's a keeper.
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I feel bad for this girl's pussy, I mean, just imagine them having rough sex, his dick must be the length of her entire leg!
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He needs a big one considering the size of his gut.
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lul..He's spent his entire life being in top physical condition..He's now retired and rich as fuck. Let it all hang out.
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if she can pop out a baby from there then she can take a big cock inside... plus bear in mind that the size of the actual man has nothing to do with the size of his penis. The biggest penis recorded yet is from this guy
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonah-Falcon/525044162
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good point. Plus her neck is going to be out of joint very soon from that same dick and embraces like those in the pics.
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I really doubt he is that big. I mean, seriously, not all tall or big footed guys are long. I'm sure some are quite disappointing.
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She could be a secretly talented gymnast... :P
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He can fuck her and get a blow job at the same time.
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Oh, Hoopz.
Just like Game said, "She'll let you spray in her face, long as she bathin apes."
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I am loving her stubbly pits.
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She's got a big head for such a little girl.
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Holy crap, she's getting the giant trouser snake treatment!
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She's gross.
I don't see the appeal.
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Stop posting these Basketball Players & Their Swamp Donkeys
If a terrible, terrible, terrible player like Marco Jaric can pull a fucking dime piece like Adriana I'm sure these guys can do better they have been.
PS: Start posting threads of fine ass Susan Coffey.
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I'm sorry Kobe, everybody doesn't like their bitches built like 12 year old boys.
Grown men like an ass and some tits.
I'm surprised you like Adriana, to be honest.
I would've figured she was too "fat" for you or something.
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She's fit and proportioned.
Why would I not like her?
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She actually has breasts
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What part of proportioned that you don't understand.
Her breast are not that huge, he body is of perfect proportion.
Which in return makes her the hot bitch she is.
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What is your definition of proportioned?
I mean, different groups of people have different proportions.
An Asian girl and a Black girl generally are gonna be proportioned differently. Just like Asian guys and Black guys are generally built differently or Latinos whatever.
Body types are so various based on genetics, heritage, and so many other things that it's hard to just have a "golden proportion".
There's different standards for different people, even people who are the same height and weight.
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And plus she looks filthy, arm pit hair and everrythangggggg
All yours bro, eat up.
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^^Talking about "Hoops" Midget ass
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Hoops is thick as hell and cool enough, but I couldn't have Flava Flav's sloppy seconds.
Everytime I was kissing her, I'd hear "FLAVA FLAV!" echoing in my head.
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Odd-looking couple. He is 7'2". She is 3'2". Looks like she weighs as much as he does, though.
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That would be some wild looking porn.
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He can have her for lunch he got hungry...
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Then he can eat Snooki.
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classic
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+9,000!
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Shaquille O'Neal is the black Lemuel Gulliver!
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Shes not too bad..The skanky tattoos adds to her skankyness..and goddamn I would pay to see those two fucking..Just seeing her on his possibly giant dick..Poor girl is finished down there.
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This is just weird. She looks like a goddamn midget standing next to him.
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even more size difference than hayden and her ex, or so it seems.
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Out of all the girls he could have had, he picked her?
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damn, i thought it was kinda common knowledge that Shaq isn't really huge down there. you guys never heard what Superhead had to say about his lil Shaq-Diesel?
"Shaquille O'Neal–sweats profusely, very generous, doesn't have a giant cock."
-Karrine Steffans, The Vixen Diaries
http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-silly-little-showbiz-book-club-2-karr...
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Wow, sir charles is about to be the tiny guy on inside drive.
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I want to them to leak a sex tape I ll be first to watch it
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Awkward.
I miss Hayden and her boxer.
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Holy shit! I like tall guys but that's a bit too much.
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She needs to shave those nasty pits.
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It's actually not that she needs to shave, it's her skin that is discolored. It's a condition known as acanthosis nigricans which causes the darkening of the armpit area. Have you ever seen people with dark rings around their neck or discoloration in the folds of their skin (behind the knees, where the elbow bends, etc.) or highly blemished skin/post acne marks? It's a result of intolerance to insulin.
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Is that why women get their anus's bleached?
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...anuses? ...anai?
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O-rings.
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this is so funny!!
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