TAO Beach Matchup: Dania Ramirez vs Irina Shayk vs Gabrielle Union

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

First of all: DAAAMNNNN YOU, DWAYNE WADE & CRISTIANO RONALDO (assuming he's really dating Irina)!! DAMNN YOU TO HELL!!

These were snapped over the weekend at a TAO Beach event celebrating its fifth season at the Venetian hotel in Vegas. Many celebrities were on hand to help host the vent w/ Sports Illustrated cover-hottie Irina Shayk headlining as the sexy host!

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Irina wins hands down.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 6:17pm
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Those juicy boobs of Irina are hot!

Didn't know Dania was so short....or Irina was so tall.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 6:22pm
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Little of both. Dania is in flats and Irina is 5'10" without those heels.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 7:21pm
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Note to Dania Ramirez: Don't stand next to Irina Shayk.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 6:26pm
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or, if she is, she should really wear hotter clothes b/c let's admit it, Dania Ramirez can definitely hang among the hottest of the hottest!

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 6:29pm
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[Dania Ramirez can definitely hang among the hottest of the hottest!]

I would have thought so until I saw these pics!

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 11:24pm
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or until we see her rectangle wasitless body.

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011 @ 11:55am
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or wear heels next time.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 6:54pm
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My thoughts exactly.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 11:26pm
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Gabrielle Union is gorgeous.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 6:34pm
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I agree with Moe. When Dania picked out her clothes that morning, she probably wasn't planning on standing next to Irina that day.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 6:38pm
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Irina should be more scantily clad though.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 6:39pm
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I have a feeling they didn't cough up enough cash...

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 6:49pm
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Mis Match!!!!!

Irina > Dania > Toilet > Gabrielle

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 6:44pm
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Jeez, I guess some people here don't have the Kohler Purist Hatbox.

Awesome toilet.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 7:31pm
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Irina > Gabrielle > Dania

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 6:51pm
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Not many women stand a chance against Irina (as long as she doesn't smile).

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 6:59pm
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I know people are gonna trip off on Irina on this pole.....but its the chocolate all the way here, as its so damn addictive......Ms. Union ;).....

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 7:15pm
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Gabrielle.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 7:19pm
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Irina makes my penis the happiest out of these three

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 7:24pm
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i give the tip.. erm... edge, to Gabrielle. classy and sexy.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 7:26pm
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There's not many models that can stand agaisn't Irina..and this two don't even come close..sorry.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 7:30pm
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Gabrielle.

She's never going to age.

And Irina's Louboutins are angering me.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 7:46pm
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Way to make people feel short, Irina.
She looks gorgeous btw.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 8:05pm
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i chose Irina, but Gabrielle is a close second. i'd love to be caught up in a delicious sandwich between both of them!

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 8:14pm
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Danira is thinking FCUK why did i have to be pictured with Irina of all people. Fail.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 8:26pm
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In all fairness, Dania is wearing a goofy, ridiculous outfit. She's not as hot as Irina, but she is a million times prettier than mile-between-the-eyes Gabrielle Union!

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 8:28pm
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missed you svetlana!

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 11:27pm
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spanks, spangly!

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011 @ 6:44pm
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Gimme Gabby.

Dania's not at her best and that Irina girl can look manly in the face at times.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 9:15pm
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+1

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011 @ 10:44am
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-1

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011 @ 6:44pm
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Irina all the fucking wayyyyzzz!!!

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 9:19pm
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Gabrielle, because of the all important sexy smile.

The best part of Irina is the back of her legs. You bastards can fight over the leftovers.

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 9:27pm
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irina, gabrielle, then dania a distant 3rd

Monday, April 4th, 2011 @ 9:36pm
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I don't get what everyone sees in Irana. Her lips and nose are so close together, even when she does not smile. She has beautiful eyes and hair, but that is all i like about her and her body. I wonder if she was shorter would people still find her that attractive.

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011 @ 3:32am
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Union is the only one i find pretty on here.

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011 @ 3:33am
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Irina > Gabrielle >>>>>> The other one

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011 @ 12:08pm
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Irina never does it for me mainly because of her face...very rarely, she can look pretty, and that is when she smiling where her upper lip does not look monstrous. Other than that, that face is super manly with a nasty upper lip.

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011 @ 12:32pm
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so I vote gabrielle union. Dania Ramirez is ugly.

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011 @ 12:32pm
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Irina is sex but gabby looks fucking good here

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011 @ 5:39pm
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I was there Saturday :) Was so much fun!
I can honestly say I saw all three of them in person. Irina Shayk is drop dead gorgeous.. so fun to look at.. Sophia Bush was also there, though not mentioned. . She is actually MORE frumpy than I even thought, she accomplished a difficult feat! everyone was in little bathing suits and she was wearing some frumpy jean jacket and black pants.. hmmm

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011 @ 7:07pm
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Damn this is so wrong. Gabrielle in pants(WTF and WTF) Dania lookin' meh and Irina is the only 1 dressed nice.Better luck next match up.

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011 @ 7:22pm
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