TAO Beach Matchup: Dania Ramirez vs Irina Shayk vs Gabrielle Union
Monday, April 4th, 2011 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Photo Credit: Fame PicturesFirst of all: DAAAMNNNN YOU, DWAYNE WADE & CRISTIANO RONALDO (assuming he's really dating Irina)!! DAMNN YOU TO HELL!!
These were snapped over the weekend at a TAO Beach event celebrating its fifth season at the Venetian hotel in Vegas. Many celebrities were on hand to help host the vent w/ Sports Illustrated cover-hottie Irina Shayk headlining as the sexy host!
And, of course...
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Aline Nakashima vs. Irina Sheik - The Bastardly Matchup
- Fashionable Red Carpet: "A Night Of Firsts" Golden Globes Kick-Off Party
- The (Extra Sweetened) Morning Mocha: Gabrielle Union Out Clubbin'
- Gabrielle Union @ Daddy's Little Girls Premiere - Bastardly Does Black History Month!
- Irina Shayk Rocks Ray-Ban Aviators as she Catwalks Thru West Village!






















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Irina wins hands down.
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Those juicy boobs of Irina are hot!
Didn't know Dania was so short....or Irina was so tall.
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Little of both. Dania is in flats and Irina is 5'10" without those heels.
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Note to Dania Ramirez: Don't stand next to Irina Shayk.
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or, if she is, she should really wear hotter clothes b/c let's admit it, Dania Ramirez can definitely hang among the hottest of the hottest!
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[Dania Ramirez can definitely hang among the hottest of the hottest!]
I would have thought so until I saw these pics!
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or until we see her rectangle wasitless body.
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or wear heels next time.
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My thoughts exactly.
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Gabrielle Union is gorgeous.
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I agree with Moe. When Dania picked out her clothes that morning, she probably wasn't planning on standing next to Irina that day.
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Irina should be more scantily clad though.
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I have a feeling they didn't cough up enough cash...
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Mis Match!!!!!
Irina > Dania > Toilet > Gabrielle
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Jeez, I guess some people here don't have the Kohler Purist Hatbox.
Awesome toilet.
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Irina > Gabrielle > Dania
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Not many women stand a chance against Irina (as long as she doesn't smile).
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I know people are gonna trip off on Irina on this pole.....but its the chocolate all the way here, as its so damn addictive......Ms. Union ;).....
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Gabrielle.
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Irina makes my penis the happiest out of these three
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i give the tip.. erm... edge, to Gabrielle. classy and sexy.
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There's not many models that can stand agaisn't Irina..and this two don't even come close..sorry.
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Gabrielle.
She's never going to age.
And Irina's Louboutins are angering me.
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Way to make people feel short, Irina.
She looks gorgeous btw.
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i chose Irina, but Gabrielle is a close second. i'd love to be caught up in a delicious sandwich between both of them!
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Danira is thinking FCUK why did i have to be pictured with Irina of all people. Fail.
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In all fairness, Dania is wearing a goofy, ridiculous outfit. She's not as hot as Irina, but she is a million times prettier than mile-between-the-eyes Gabrielle Union!
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missed you svetlana!
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spanks, spangly!
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Gimme Gabby.
Dania's not at her best and that Irina girl can look manly in the face at times.
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+1
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-1
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Irina all the fucking wayyyyzzz!!!
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Gabrielle, because of the all important sexy smile.
The best part of Irina is the back of her legs. You bastards can fight over the leftovers.
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irina, gabrielle, then dania a distant 3rd
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I don't get what everyone sees in Irana. Her lips and nose are so close together, even when she does not smile. She has beautiful eyes and hair, but that is all i like about her and her body. I wonder if she was shorter would people still find her that attractive.
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Union is the only one i find pretty on here.
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Irina > Gabrielle >>>>>> The other one
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Irina never does it for me mainly because of her face...very rarely, she can look pretty, and that is when she smiling where her upper lip does not look monstrous. Other than that, that face is super manly with a nasty upper lip.
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so I vote gabrielle union. Dania Ramirez is ugly.
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Irina is sex but gabby looks fucking good here
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I was there Saturday :) Was so much fun!
I can honestly say I saw all three of them in person. Irina Shayk is drop dead gorgeous.. so fun to look at.. Sophia Bush was also there, though not mentioned. . She is actually MORE frumpy than I even thought, she accomplished a difficult feat! everyone was in little bathing suits and she was wearing some frumpy jean jacket and black pants.. hmmm
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Damn this is so wrong. Gabrielle in pants(WTF and WTF) Dania lookin' meh and Irina is the only 1 dressed nice.Better luck next match up.
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