Kesha Rocks A Granny Bikini In Australia! Pretty Damn Gross...
Wednesday, March 16th, 2011 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Pacific Coast NewsIf you thought the last set of Ke$ha bikini pics were bad, think again. These were snapped earlier today as the singer chilled on a beach in Adelaide, Australia with family & friends. She's currently in the country on her "Get $leazy" world tour w/ a final performance tomorrow at the Adelaide Entertainment Centre. Following her stint Down Under, she's scheduled to do four shows in quake & tsunami-stricken Japan starting on March 22nd, but I'm pretty sure those shows will need to be re-scheduled.
Anyway, back to the tragedy @ hand! We're gonna give Ke$ha the benefit of the doubt & assume she's fucking with the paparazzi b/c I don't think the people around her would let her out in public dressed like a washed up, trailer trash crack whore in a granny-stringed bikini. It's pretty difficult to comment on these, so we'll let you guys attack them...
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
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I lost my appetite.
Her looks are just as bad as her music.
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Why moe? WHY?!?!?!
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we'll do our best to make up for the pain, but no promises...
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Doubt it. We will get bombarded with more butter faced fully clothed chicks :O
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What the f*ck did we do to you to deserve this post?
Seriously, what?
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you need to get some new Candice Swanepoel pictures to compensate for this...
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Something new and Awesome...
Like Olga Kurylenko or Agnes Fischer
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I don't think you can, the only thing that will make things better is...
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A flashing dildo??! Well, it couldn't hurt to try.
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Can I watch? You are going to need someone there to explain to you what just happened.
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I'd like to have a threesome with her and Courtney Love. Yum.
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K, I have a dirty ass perverted mind but even I think thats fucked up.
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*jaw drops* :O that's Kesha??? O_O What the hell...and lol at the guy totally oogling her pussy.
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I think Ke$ha had a baby before she hit it big. She must of put it up for adoption. There's no other explanation for a body like that.
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Awww little kitters..so cute!
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AWWW. KITTY!!!
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she looks like a fat frog.
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That might be the worst thing I've ever seen here.
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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My favorite part is that he pivots when he hits the side
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lmao
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I cant even see the gif but i figure it deserves my rock regardless
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WTF!
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aww c'mon you guys.
She looks pretty damned good for a 40 year old.....
What? She's how old??
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She would even look old for a 40 year old!
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Fuck you! I am 40 and there's no way in hell I would be caught dead looking that bad.
She looks bad for a 60 year old- she looks bad for anything vaguely human.
I have to say, I *almost* feel bad for him- kind of like looking at the elephant man... I mean, you want to point and laugh, but it's not his fault he has huge tumors... it's not his fault the baby jeebus hates him so much that the mere site of this wretched sack of shit makes small children cry...
Makes me long for the days of vivisection, kind of like that seen in Carpenter's "The Thing" where they slice open the "humanoid" flesh to reveal... Kesha...
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I have to respect the fact that she is comfortable in her own skin and she doesn't care what people say about her body. She's a singer (even if a shitty one imo), not a model.
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I don't care what she is, no one with a body like that should ever wear a bathing suit out in public.
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I just think it's not fair to criticize her for something she can't control, it's not her fault her body looks like that. So, only beautiful people are allowed to go to the beach? I agree she could choose some other type of bathing suit, though.
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It's just a really bad eyesore. I know it's not her fault for the basic body shape she has but she looks extremely sloppy and soft like she just doesn't give a fuck. Also, yea, she should have really chose another type of bathing suit, this one highlights the worst things about her body.
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Exactly, a one piece should work better.
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He may not be able to control how he looks, but he sure as hell can control the situation...
1) Suicide- perfectly acceptable response to looking so monstrous
2) Never leaving the house
3) If leaving the house, wearing a biohazard suit
4) MASSIVE plastic surgery... but really, it'd be a fully body/head replacement anyway, so I'm reverting back to #1 above
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WTH are those bottoms, I've never seen such a thing!!!!!
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Burn it with fire :O
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Why do she have the body of a 60 year old grandmother..Seriously from the back she looks 50+
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No matter what she does, she will never have a waist.
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+53
proof that being thin is not equal a beautiful body
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Very true.
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Who gave you a hater alert for that? It's true, body shape is what makes a body look good. OK being fat is not good but neither is ultra thin. If you have a good basic shape then you are half way there.
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She's not even thin.....she has an endomorphic body.
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I don't think Salma was saying that was she? I thought Salma meant that even if Ke$ha got skinny he would still not have a waist because he has a horrible shape.
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Yeah, its hard to understand what Salma means sometimes.
But I think you might be right.
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wtf?????????
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I'll comfort you salma <3
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you better do, kick his ass
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K I'll fight in your honor as long as some hanky panky comes aftewards
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Your English is amazing Salma.
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:D
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LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
omg what a horrible granny bikini
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I have nothing to say.....I have seen dudes that have a more feminine body.
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hideous man beast, makes lady gaga look like adriana lima
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lmao
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I kind of felt bad for a for a moment but then I remembered she is well richer and more successful then I am.
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for her for a moment*
than*
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If it makes you feel any better she will eventually go broke from the meth addiction and end up having to suck dicks at a truck stop for her next fix.
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This is amazing. I have never thought it was possible for a woman to have a body shaped like this. I'm serious.
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Worst 20-something body I have ever fucking seen. It's an abomination.
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Who would you rather? Kesha v. Snookie edition.
Death/suicide is not an option. Choose wisely.
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abstinence
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A blender.
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What if you were rewarded a harem of your top five girls afterwards for life?
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oh lordy..HMM well I guess it would have to be Snooki for the slight off chance that J-Wow would want to join in.
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Either way, I'd have problems getting a stiffy for both girls. I'd feel dirty afterwards. I'd double bag it. Then I would proceed to wash every square inch of my body with bleach and antibacterial soap. I honestly don't think I'd ever be right again...
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LMAO. Harsh choice. Would rather do Fuck, Marry, Kill. I would kill Kesha and kill Snookie. Or did I just cheat?
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I'm glad I don't have a penis and I'll never have to make such difficult choices.
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Can I get really drunk or smoke a shitload of weed beforehand? If so, I pick Kesha.
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I wouldn't even fuck her with your imaginary penis!!!
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I haven't seen anything quite like this on a beach this Octomom.
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why is this filed under "Babes"!???
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Moe has a granny fetish.
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AHHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
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You think someone who enjoys glitter and some weird ass stage outfits would have picked something... less post-menopausal
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Absolutely one of the worst bodies I've ever seen. I've seen Grandma's at the beach with better bodies than her.
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i scrubbed and i scrubbed, but damn it, they don't make water hot enough
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This picture will do more for birth control than those condoms with her picture on the package.
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i hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest you crotch for this post.
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Need some [eyebleach](http://www.eyebleach.com/)?
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hmm... a little hyperlink help here? Also I searched the whole place for posting symbols.
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your*
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Now that's a hoss.
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I just can't take it anymore...
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oh god...that body is worse than my grandmothers body, and she is 80
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damn, was it really necessary to take a shot at your poor lil' granny?
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oh well, maybe i was mean to compare my granny to this mess! at least my 'vóvó' still has a feminine body and doesn't look like john travolta with a blond wig.
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Your grandmother sounds hot, is she availiable Saturday night?
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she probably has a date already
she's always going out.. lol.. maybe more than me haha
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Well considering you have her genes I'd say she still looks amazing.
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aw yeah, total fap material right here!
Ke$ha has the best body in the game.
(sarc)
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Beside her voice, she really needs to autotune her whole body, if that thing is possible.
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Wow! She's completely out of shape…her tummy is just disgusting =/
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Put. It. Away. Nobody should have to see that.
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I've heard that before....
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Brilliant. So she's still free. 80 comments and still nobody wants to go smash it? I'd drop her the d-bomb.
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I demand Karen Gillan as reparations for this travesty.
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I hate to pile on but:
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Why didn't someone Gouge My Fucking Eyes Out before I had to see that?
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Her music is terrible. Keep it away from children. It's equivalant to eating paint chips.
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Damn. It's not that she's fat, but her body shape is really bad. How wide is her torso? DAMN.
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Whoa, it's really crazy how wide her torso is, especially when you compare the after. You actually made her look hot!
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I tried, but some people are just not fixable!
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What's amazing is she is willing to be seen in public like this. I've known non-famous women with bodies 10x better than this who lack the confidence to wear bikinis.
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woooooooow
Like Foxy said you can REALLY see how boxy she is when you look at the comparison you made!!! holy balls.
I mean, not everyone has perfect bodies but damn... at least pick a suit to flatter your (manly) body type!
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I agree, I'd rather see her in a slimming one piece!
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I think she looks like a boy.
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and she has no ass at all. She reminds me of one of those weeble wobbles.
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Holly cow! Leni was able to make Ke$ha hot! I am telling, you should do photoshop retouching as your full time job... it is not that you are good, you are magic!
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Even if I popped some pills I wouldn't tap that.
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Moe this is for you;
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Hmm with me being too distracted by Kesha's whatever the hell that is I completely overlooked the fact that her boyfriend looks like a meth addicted truck driver..
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She has NO femininity whatsover
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She has hudge feet. That's fuckin nasty.
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That poor guy in that one picture, now everyone thinks he's banging this hog.
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Can i demand chezza in return for.....this
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Looks like Dusty Rhodes.
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She used to be fat when she was younger, so it's understandable that her body looks like that now; especially her lower abdomen that tends to sag/hang when you lose weight. Still, hate her and her music: overly-pretentious, fame-whore, skank!
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She looks like a beast. She makes me feel perfect...damn *hugs myself*
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