Which Victoria's Secret Angels Team Do You Represent?
Wednesday, January 12th, 2011 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
With the continuous debate on "which team > another team" we figured to throw out a poll since everyone likes polls, right? And with the recent posts rewinding back to the 2010 catalogue, I figure we might as well make something of all these posts.... and we had to throw Adriana into the mix just cause.Team Doutzen
Team Alessandra
Team Marisa
Team Miranda
Team Adriana
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Team Candice. Come on!
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in second place is Miranda very closely followed by Adri (actually you could switch those two I really like both equally) and then Doutzen, Ale and very very very far behind is Marissa
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agreed, but I'm not able to choose between Candice, Miranda and Adriana
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Yeah, this isn't going to be a close vote.
Team Candice.
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Team Candice, Miranda and Marissa!
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TEAM MIRANDICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow. I'd like to sign on for this team.
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Candice!
then Adriana and Doutzen
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I'm proud to be part of the same team you are on...Team Candice!
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Team Candice all day!!
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Team Candice all day!!
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Team Candice is the only way to go forward
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Doutzen.
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finally someone not from candiceland.
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Actually, I am from Candiceland. I'm here to give her a pity vote.
...not really. I could care less. I picked Doutzen because she intrigues me.
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I like both Adriana and Candice.
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Doutzen is gorgeous too.I don't like the other models.
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Team all of them plus Team Ana
If I had to pick today, I'd pick Candice or Doutzen or Adriana
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Or Marisa or Miranda or Ale
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Ana Beatriz, Alessandra and Adriana ...
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The Big 3!
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how is Miranda not the last?
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Candice, and she's winning, no surprise there.
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Team Cand- No Team Mira- AHHHHHH!
Fine. Team Candice!
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team candice does not know defeat! miranda would be second but she's on maternity leave
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and its about time you put everybodies nuts to the fire on this issue. i always knew team doutzen was a sham
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Seriously. With the way people went on about her, I expected a much larger vote. I guess Team Doutzen is noisy, but not large.
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Better than being on Team Android.
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miranda = overrated, don't find her face pretty
adriana = mouthbreather, can't see her appeal
marisa = pretty and classy, but nothing special
candice = nothing is as close to perfection as her body, not a fan of her face, no. 3
alessandra = love her body, she's sexy, no. 2
doutzen = no. 1
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just out of curiosity, what would be a pretty face for you? If you are not a fan of Candice face what would you consider a perfect one?
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perfectness is in the eye of the beholder.
to me, her features are not attractive. i don't like her cheeks, her wide nose and her thick lips, overall her face is too soft and that is something that doesn't attract me.
most of the time it's a yes or no decision and i rather judge by charisma than by supposedly perfect looks.
by the way, being perfect oftentimes is too boring. that's probably one of the reasons that makes candice bland.
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hard to judge on charisma people we don't know, all I can say is that if I ever had any doubt of Candice's hotness, all I have to do is listen to her talk on her VS models and she has the sweetest voice and is the most down to earth of all of them... what in my eyes make her much more attractive
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There is no reason not to love all of them!!!
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Team Candice,
3/7, just had kids.
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*3/6
we need a edit button
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I'm going for the one with the ASS. Doutzen.
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Candice has caught her but I will be Team Adriana until she retires, just like I was Team Heidi before
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You forgot one,
Team Ana B. the only one who hasn't disappointed me.
fuck the rest.
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true
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Ana over Marissa or Ale or even Doutzen for sure, but I'd also put Rosie ahead of all of them except for maybe Candice
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I also love Ana ....
Adri, Ale and Ana
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team ANA Fucking BEATRIZ!!!
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That's a damn good team
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Hmm I don't buzz off her face or body all that much so...
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I like her face, but her torso is too boyish for me.
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Team Miranda !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Team Beautiful Women that are Fun to Look at...? (which includes, but is NOT limited to, VS models).
There, I said it. I don't care if it's selfish. Oh and Ale is not part of the Team. Too sickly.
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*insert Team Ari joke*
There. I did it so no one else had to. I just stole your fun.
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As long as you are Team Ari I am a happy girl
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Even though i like Candice. I would even put Adriana Over candice.
But FUCK THAT. Team Miranda Or Nothing!!!!!



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I can go ALL DAY!!! but you get the point.
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A few months ago I'd have said Candice and Doutzen but I've read Miranda's book and she is as beautiful inside as she is outside, and IMO inside comes first, so Team Miranda, I'm her new fan.
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Yes, very important. I want to feel her insides.
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I bet it feels like a warm summer day on the beach
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Like pic 5 above? I would eat the sand out of her ass...
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Same.
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Thats why a I laugh when i hear dudes say " all pussy is the same"
It is not!!! The person that its attached to plays a major role.....
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Romantic!
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Should he include some candles?
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And a fire place!
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Ha
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I wasn't talking about that!!!
whatever
you'll never get any of them
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that first picture you posted may be my all time favorite Miranda picture, so pretty
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a compelling argument for team miranda...

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1. Team Miranda
2. Team Adriana
3. Team Doutzen
4. Team Candice
5. Team Alessandra
6. Team Marisa
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I cant rank these beautiful specimens, its just too hard
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Your top two are on point.
So you win!!!
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They are all super hot
1 - Alessandra
2 - Adriana
3 - Ana Beatriz
4 - Doutzen
5 - Candice
6 - Miranda
8 - Marissa
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I was wondering why Miranda was so low, then I realised you couldn't count :) Thank fuck.
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lol
I am sorry
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stuff your sorries in a sack.
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Jesus, Voice...
she said sorry.
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pineapple express reference Boz. c'mon!
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Shit, I thought you've been a real bastard. hahaha..
mi bad.
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Team Candice's body, Team Doutzen's bum and Team Miranda's head and brain.
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Bravo!!!!!!!!
I must add Team Miranda's heart and Team Adriana's sex appeal
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I concur!
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You mean Team Miranda's tiny insect head?
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She represents the league of the small faces.
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LOL, the only thing i'm hating on Miranda is Orlando Bloom.
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We should fight.
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I'm a lover not a fighter... but I will put you in the ground.
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Team Frankenstein?
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But remember, Frankenstein was the scientist, not the monster.
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I do remember that..
a common mistake that ppl make.
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Yeah, sometimes it's good to be creative!
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I love how you split your preferences. Haha.
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Lord on HIGH..shit..Adriana..
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They are all so beautiful... Id say Candice.. she's on fire right now
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Damn this is a killer and while Candice has been destroying everyone recenetly for the amount of sex appeal she can dish out
I am and always will be Adriana for life!
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Where is Ana Beatriz!?
and I'm also team Miranda, btw.
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That is because you are totally Fetch!
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we're both in team Fetch!
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Both of my heads exploded trying to decide :(
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Team Candice because her body is perfection.
I really don't like blue eyed blonds much and never have but that hips/belly/legs combo fucking floors me.
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TEAM.ADRIANA.THAT'S.IT.
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Of course I'm team Candice, been team Candice since 2007 before anyone even knew who the fuck she was. One look at her and I knew she would beat out all the other girls.
However, I am surprised that Marisa and Alessandra are beating out Miranda and Doutzen. Is it lack of media attention, or pregnancy, or what? Alessandra and Marisa were great in their prime but they are so haggard now, I don't see how they compete with the others.
Adriana deserves 2nd place, rightfully.
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Btw, why was team Rosie left out? Since Candice does well on her own now, I'd gladly rep Rosie until she goes on fire, like Candice.
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Team Rosie!

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Team Miranda, she is lovely
And all the best for her and Orlando, as she just gave birth to her baby
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Team Miranda, she is lovely
And all the best for her and Orlando, as she just gave birth to their baby
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This girl needs to be added to the Angel lineup. Complete bollocks I say.
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True Fucking Story!!!!!!!!!
I would put her slightly below Candice @ the #4 spot!
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AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Can't believe i missed this! TEAM DOUTZEN ALL DAY!!!! I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU!!!! Ok, got that out my system.
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It's Candice's time to shine.
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Since we are ALL in a pickle here I believe I find a way to settle this all and to prove which girl is best.
An 3 round elimination of the girls.
Round 1) A mud, jello OR chocolate syrup wrestling contest 2v2v2 The 3 winners goes onto round 2.
Round 2) A bra and panty pillow fight. The first to lose gets eliminated.
Round 3 sudden death) A naked catwalk walk off. Who tears it up on the runway wins.
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Team Indecisive!
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Gisele will always be my VS angel.
Though, Candice wins from this set.
A few years ago, Adriana could have taken on the world.
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1. Candice
2. Adriana
3. ROSIE!
4. Miranda
5. Doutzen
6. Marisa
7. Alessandra
Alessandra is so far behind it's not even funny.
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I think we need a mud fight for the title. Adriana and Candice... go to the mud!
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there is just no beating Candice. head and shoulders above the rest although in fairness you wouldn't say no to any of them
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I think Marissa should be replace by Irina Shayk
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you speak the truth!
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Or Miranda. Or Ale.
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Ah how times change. I remember when Adriana used to dominate these polls.
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I don't think Irina will ever be a VS Angel. She models for VS swim sometimes & is the sole face of Intimissimi. Ana Beatriz was picked first for the line but couldn't do it so they choose Irina. As much as Irina is luscious, Ana B would have killed it with those gorgeous eyes of hers & those full lips.
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I didn't know it until now so Congrats to Miranda & Orlando. 10 lbs baby boy. That's big.
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omg that is big!
She had a vaginal birth :O
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1. Candice
2. Miranda
3. Rosie
4. Doutzen
5. Adriana
6. Erin
7. Some other chicks I don't give a shit about (Lily, Ale, others)
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I like your top 3
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i dunno they all really hot
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Doutzen,Candice and Alessandra!!! Marisa was great too bc her bod is heavenly and you can actually understand her when she talks. Will never get Adriana or Miranda. too chipmunky. Well at least Adriana has mass sex appeal, kerr looks like a freakin kid! I think she appeals to Pedo's and tweenagers only.
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