Why Was The Justin Bieber Paternity Suit Mysteriously Dropped?

I really wanted it to be true too just so I could laugh my ass off but we all knew that crazy bitch was lying all along.

It would hurt his career badly. I do find it funny how much the media and various websites defended the shit out of him.

Three theories of mine either

1) he paid her off big time to drop everything and she signed a confidentially agreement in return for a monthly or yearly check or just one big check.

2) Or she for some reason made it all up without realizing that the cops could look into it, so the alleged investigation on rape scared the shit out of her and some sense INTO her.

3)Or it was just all one huge publicity stunt because of this little shits new xmas album to generate sales.

IMO, the likely scenario was one described in 'Cheers': "I don't accept threats, and I don't accept bribes...but put the two together, and you've got a deal." Methinks Yeater found herself at the business ends of a Glock 22 AND a large cheque with a confidentiality caveat.

At any rate, here's to hoping Selena Gomez will be back on the market.

Women these days... wow... they will try almost anything to get some attention and money... so don't forget to read tomorrow's headlines : Evelina claims to b pregnat by Chaz Bono! Wants a paternity test! ;P

Because lesbians cannot conceive. Geez Moe, didn't your parents teach you about the birds and the bees? My uncle taught me, then insisted on a hands-on learning technique.

His willingness to take a paternity test, and her criminal history make it more than likely that she was lying. The fact that she dropped the case almost insures it.

I believe she just wanted the attention.... and she got it.

Well she's a dumb stupid bitch...didn't it dawned on her that there would be DNA testing involved? or did she just thought they'd take her word for it...Dumb bio- tch

Does he look like someone capable having 'a bout of sexual rage?'

No.

he did that girl

maybe he did bone her, but just figured there was no way of having a kid. as a result, he's not worried about being the father but just bad publicity. either way, she (and at least her lawyers) had to know there was going to be some type of scrutiny. i guess i'm going with the tiger-woods-pay-them-off-to-go-away theory on this one.

All this is because of that xmas album he has coming out. Nothing is beneath a ceebrity to get them extra money.

Dumb bitch didnt even think about the satutory rape angle before she went public. Now she has realized just how much trouble she can be in, so she has retracted. Doesnt matter if the kid is or is NOT his, she has publicly admitted to having sexy with a minor in the state of California and that act is a crime.

I too wished a dent in Bieber's image, but all this did was solidify it. I mean cmon, Bieber is going to get it on one timer with trailer trashy average chick that has lip, tongue and nose pierced? Now that's going to the other side of the tracks.

My theory was the woman got pregnant and can't support it at all. She was going to get thrown out of the house by the parents because she wouldn't divulge the identity of the dad. She says it was Bieber and then parents go nuts hiring a family friend thinking about how much money they could make without thinking this though as she continued her lie. House of cards.

It isn't a crime in Los Angeles. Especially if one of the two is a celebrity.

We all know this is nothing but a joke.

Of course, "Justin Bieber is incapable of fathering a bastard child." Everybody knows he's got a vagina.