Will Miranda Kerr Be "Bikini-Ready" Before Doutzen Kroes?

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Stewie commented in our "Doutzen Kroes Gives Birth" post:
And Miranda Kerr gave birth to her baby Flynn, and no posts were given here to announce it, I even sent Moe a photo of her and her baby, and yet, nothing was posted, so, here it is


Our bad!! Team Miranda, please accept this flood of Miranda photos as an apology.

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I like her body better than Doutzen.

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 8:38pm
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Miranda has said she has no hurry on coming back to work, she wants to focus on her baby, don't know about Doutzen.

I like them both for different things but I prefer Miranda

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 9:46pm
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I like Doutzen's face more

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 11:04am
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Thank you, Moe, and please, correct where I typed "mirando", I even posted after the original comment correcting it

Anyway, all the best to her, Orlando and the baby

Best regards !

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 8:42pm
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I thought you meant "Mirando" as in Miranda + Orlando.

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 9:26pm
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VS Best

Miranda Kerr

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 9:14pm
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picture 4.6 she has cellulite,

told you no women is perfect and 99% of women has it

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 9:40pm
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But she's still hotter then 99% of women.

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 9:41pm
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you should always add IMO

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 9:44pm
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IMO!

There happy?

but she is though. and that was barley cellulite.

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 9:46pm
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yep :) but you should always add "doesn't matter if she has" instead of she barely has

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 9:48pm
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cumpleaños sexo?

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 9:49pm
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is it yours?

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 9:52pm
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is what mines?

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 9:54pm
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you said birthday sex in Spanish, so I'm asking if is it your birthday cause is not mine therefor if is not yours we can't have sex.

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 7:24pm
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OH OH my birthday is soon :O

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 9:36pm
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Oh i thought i was saying makeup sex.

Sorry my spanish is pathetic.

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 9:56pm
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hahahahahaha that was kinda cute actually!

Sunday, January 23rd, 2011 @ 9:40am
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lol That's not cellulite.

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 4:17am
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I agree...the camera caught her butt in mid-jiggle

And Miranda will always be Bikini-Ready before the spongebob square body Doutzen. You need a waist to be bikini ready.

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 1:37pm
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It's official, she's a super MILF.

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 9:20pm
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the picture with her baby is so sweet and beautiful, she looks so pretty and the happiest person on earth

she's lovely

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 9:41pm
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I'm sure if I had a chance to meet Miranda, it would go down a little something like this:

Hanson: "Hey baby, it's a good thing I brought my library card, because I am totally checking you out!"

Miranda: *walks away*

Hanson: *flabbergasted* "I thought it went well."

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 10:18pm
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LOL!

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 10:21pm
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It hurts so much but I know i could give a far handsomer lad than that cunt-fuck orlando could ever give, but hey hey, congratulations, love. You're the blood in my veins you're the ache in my heart. Beautiful bitch.

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 10:35pm
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I've thought about this question long and hard and my official statement is - I have no idea.

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 10:45pm
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for some reason I think Miranda will bounce back faster, I have no idea why, maybe because she gave birth like a week before :P

Friday, January 21st, 2011 @ 11:25pm
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I think Miranda will bounce back faster. She is more health conscious than most models (in that she is not just a vegetarian but a vegan & prefers organic grown food). I think that helps a lot in weight loss.

BTW, I thought Doutzen's baby was big but baby Flynn has 2 lbs gain on Phyllon.

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 12:34am
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I guess once in while, a steak couldn't hurt Miranda. Therefore; she is not a vegetarian whatsoever

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 12:55am
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What a lucky little fucker

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 2:19am
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Even shortly after giving birth, in her bed, with no makeup, does she look better than most women.

Imagine waking up next to her as the mother of your child.

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 3:38am
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major Oedipus complex

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 10:23am
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Wow, her body is ill. I'm kinda hatin right now. Candice is the only VS model, imo who has a slightly better body and that's only bc of her ridiculously small waist. MK is adorable! She looks like a baby alien.

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 4:24am
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i accept the flood of pics

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 5:09am
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Thats odd, my keyboard did not accept my flood of man goo.

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 6:28am
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Kate Beckinsale > All other milfs. <<< Notice the period. .

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 7:23am
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The picture with the baby is touching, I suppose.

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 3:35pm
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Well even if Miranda is ready before Doutzen is, I still think Doutzen is much better, face bod and all...don't get me wrong I like Miranda, but Doutzen wins by a landslide, well that's my opinion..all I can say is Lucky bastards, the two MF that got them both pregnant....

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 3:39pm
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Flynn? Oh boy... poor child.

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 4:24pm
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Why are her finger tips red? The pic with the feeding..looks like they were dipped in a candle :S

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 4:32pm
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the fact she dates orlando bloom is a REAL deal breaker

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 @ 9:47pm
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niceee

Sunday, January 23rd, 2011 @ 9:12am
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"goo-goo, numnumnumnumnumnumnum"

Sunday, January 23rd, 2011 @ 12:57pm
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cute kids and happy mother.

Sunday, January 23rd, 2011 @ 2:42pm
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I think she will be. I'm pretty sure she is naturally thin while doutzen is not. Plus, doutzen is built like a dude so even at her best, I'd take miranda over her.

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011 @ 2:08am
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