2012's 3rd Hottest Red Carpet: Club SI Swimsuit @ Pure Nightclub

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; Pictured: Michelle Vawer, Ariel Meredith, Irina Shayk, Anne V, & Izabel Goulart

And for those of you interested, here's 2012 Hottest Red Carpet & 2012's 2nd Hottest Red Carpet.

As for these photos, they're coming from last night's big Club SI Swimsuit party at Pure Nightclub inside Caesars Palace in Vegas. Of course all the girls were in attendance & for that reason, if there's a time of year to hit Vegas, it's definitely around mid-February following the S.I. Swimsuit Edition release!

[Time to enter your wildest fantasy & discuss hypothetical scenarios.]

Think of walking into a club and being surrounded by S.I. Swimsuit models or going to the bar & being fondled by drunk, scantily-clad bikini models who want to tear you apart or if, assuming you're extremely lucky & blessed, you end up trapped inside a hotel suite full of extremely horny, slightly drunk bikini models wanting to experience sex with average-looking dude----highly improbable, but in the theoretically, still probable. Sure the probability of your night ending with tantric S.I. Swimsuit Model sex is low (real, real low), but it's certainly higher hooking up with at least one bikini model in a club with 15 bikini models than it is in a club full of average looking chicks (assuming that made any sense).

So, on that note, who's looking forward to the Oscars?
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; Pictured: Nina Agdal, Kirby Griffin, Kate Upton, Genevieve Morton & Jessica Perez.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; Pictured: Alyssa Miller, Julie Henderson, Adaora, Natalie Coughlin & Jessica Gomes.

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Site will probably crash right about now...

Friday, February 17th, 2012 @ 7:57pm
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Comments are back!!!!!!

Friday, February 17th, 2012 @ 8:05pm
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and yet no Cintia in this group

Friday, February 17th, 2012 @ 8:05pm
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Irina still the best

Friday, February 17th, 2012 @ 8:16pm
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maybe she had to go somewhere? who knows...

Saturday, February 18th, 2012 @ 12:38am
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Ariel and Nina, please and thank you.

Friday, February 17th, 2012 @ 9:48pm
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Think of walking into a club and being surrounded by S.I. Swimsuit models or going to the bar & being fondled by drunk, scantily-clad bikini models who want to tear you apart or if, assuming you're extremely lucky & blessed, you end up trapped inside a hotel suite full of extremely horny, slightly drunk bikini models wanting to experience sex with average-looking dude----

i see you've been working on a screenplay... ;)

Friday, February 17th, 2012 @ 10:05pm
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haha. I wish!

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Irina, you sexy bitch
i would drink her bath water

Friday, February 17th, 2012 @ 11:50pm
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Irina is soooooooooooo FIRE it hurts!!!!

Saturday, February 18th, 2012 @ 1:21am
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What is it with models and ugly feet? Jessica Perez is the only one I've seen with cute feet. What's a man gotta do to get a decent set of feet around here?

Saturday, February 18th, 2012 @ 2:25am
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What's a man gotta do to get a decent set of feet around here?

hmm...pull out your credit card ???

Saturday, February 18th, 2012 @ 3:54am
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Too much beauty.

Saturday, February 18th, 2012 @ 2:50am
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So, on that note, who's looking forward to the Oscars?

yes,looking forward to them and the wave of post oscar posts/threads on this site. :)

and abba's got to do an oscar prediction post !

Saturday, February 18th, 2012 @ 3:59am
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Nina of course!
Stunning beauty

Nina Agdal, Nina Agdal

Sunday, February 19th, 2012 @ 6:40pm
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big fan of genevieve mortons body... well more specifically her boobs also on good bodies, jessica perez is super..
all the usuals were hot too just thought i'd give the lesser talked about a bit of a shout out.. cause I'm kinda awesome like that

Monday, February 20th, 2012 @ 4:59am
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SI casted a pretty hot bunch of models this year. Somehow I think Jessica Perez will be the breakout star of the rookie bunch.

I like Genevieve Morton's body too but that body type doesn't seem to get enough exposure in the fashion modeling biz.

Monday, February 20th, 2012 @ 7:29am
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