2012's Hottest Red Carpet: The S.I. Swimsuit Issue Launch Party

Photo Credit: WENN; Pictured: Anne V, Michelle Vawer, Jessica Gomes, & Chrissy Teigen

First of all, we already posted cover girl Kate Upton, last year's cover-hottie Irina Shayk & future cover girl Izabel Goulart. UPDATE: Don't forget about our 2012 Rookie of the Year, Nina Agdal!!

It's a real pity that we'll have to suffer through the Oscars red carpet after being showered with all these scantily-clad S.I. Swimsuit models. The truth of the matter is that this will be one 2012's hottest red carpets---at least until maybe the Cannes Film Festival (mid-May) or the MTV Movie Awards (June 3). Then again, Oscars aren't exactly known for countless hot models walking down the red carpet, so realistically speaking, our expectations shouldn't be too high to begin with. As an edible metaphor, think of S.I. Swimsuit Edition's launch party red carpet as a selection of your favorite deep-fried, zero calorie appetizers & desserts before you're force-fed an extremely underwhelming main course (this weekend's Oscars).

With that in hand, let's dive into the appetizers & desserts! The tastiest ones for me were newbies Michelle Vawer, Kirby Griffin, & Adaora, as well as the cover girl Princess Kate Upton & all those old-school faves Irina Shayk, Izabel Goulart, Anne V, Jessica Gomes, Chrissy Teigen & Alyssa Miller---Hey no one said I had to choose just one, right? To tell you guys the truth, all the women are beautiful & I'm just being a greedy bastard lost inside some fantasy world where I actually have a chance with these chicks. Then again, aren't we all just a few million bucks, a private jet & a yacht away from living that fantasy life?!
Photo Credit: WENN; Pictured: Alyssa Miller, Kirby Griffin, Cintia Dicker, & Jessica Gomes

Photo Credit: WENN; Pictured: Ariel Meredith, Adaora, Crystal Renn, & Michelle Vawer

Photo Credit: WENN; Pictured: Genevieve Morton, Julie Henderson, Jessica Perez, & Chrissy Teigen

And, here's some footage from the red carpet event:



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UBC (Ultimate Boner Championship) Main Event:

Victoria's Secret versus Sports Illustrated.

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 @ 10:08pm
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Damn, who is Kirby Griffin?

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 @ 10:27pm
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Ms. Gomes

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 @ 10:48pm
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looking at the front page of the site im guessing Moe's dad or uncle had a SI swimsuit calender or something when he was growing up and he's been a huge fan ever since

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 @ 11:06pm
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Damn, who is Kirby Griffin?

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 @ 11:07pm
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Fucking 503 Service Errors!

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 @ 11:07pm
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i'll take gomes or adaora

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 @ 11:08pm
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Row two hands down. Alyssa, Cintia, Jessica and throw in a Kirby why not.

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 @ 11:53pm
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Chrissy FTW!

Thursday, February 16th, 2012 @ 12:42am
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Good to see Crystal & Cintia on the VH1 show.

Thursday, February 16th, 2012 @ 1:42am
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Jessica and Cinthia are doing it for me

Thursday, February 16th, 2012 @ 1:46am
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I really like Michelle Vawer, Chrissy Teigen, Jessica Gomes, Kirby Griffin, Ariel Meredith and Jessica Perez.

Thursday, February 16th, 2012 @ 1:55am
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Too much hotness to even sort them out...like them all..one by one..

Thursday, February 16th, 2012 @ 2:28am
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alyssa miller is hot!

Thursday, February 16th, 2012 @ 2:41am
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Alyssa,Cintia and Michelle please.

Thursday, February 16th, 2012 @ 7:40am
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Cintia

Friday, February 17th, 2012 @ 8:02pm
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