Biggest Box Office Flops of 2011


Let me make a confession here: I work in the film industry - part time, at least – and so it gives me no pleasure to deride the failure of anyone’s movie or television show. I know firsthand just how much work it takes to make even a very bad movie. Except for Battlefield Earth, I can really think of no movie I have been glad to see fall on its face at the box office. (Remember this when you post comments about how “evil” critics are and how all we do is type and complain . . . type and complain . . . some of us do commiserate with our fellow showbizzers).

But flop some films must. And 2011 saw some big nosedives, though none apparently quite as big as Disney’s Mars Needs Moms. It seems obvious in retrospect that a movie with such a title wouldn’t be a box office bonanza, but of course the 3D blinders must have had some studio executive panting with excitement. An Avatar for kids! Why not? Oh, so many reasons, really . . .

All told, Mars Needs Moms was made on a budget of $150 million. It ended up grossing less than $39 million. And that doesn’t even figure in all the advertising and marketing costs. Yeowch.

But, if you ask me, the biggest and bombiest bomb of the year was probably the hopelessly hapless The Big Year which was announced with much fanfare but came and went in half a blink. Starring those comedy veterans Steve Martin, Jack Black and Owen Wilson, it was made on a budget of $41 million – or as most studios would call it, chump change. What’d it earn back? A paltry $7 million. The lowest gross for any major studio release of the year. Even the godawful I Don’t Know How She Does It made $30 million on a budget of $24 million. That movie made a profit and The Big Year did not! Woe unto the comedy gods, I say.

For those who are counting, yes, the big surefire box office hits known as Superhero Popcorn 3D Action Flicks also bit the dust, namely Green Lantern and Conan the Barbarian. Lantern just barely made back its production cost while Conan earned only half its budget back. I hope Warner Bros. has already optioned whatever J.K. Rowling is writing at the moment . . . cuz they gonna need it!

The year’s biggest disappointments at the box office were as follows (budget figures followed by actual gross):

1.Mars Needs Moms - $150 million/$38.9 million
2.Sucker Punch - $82 million/ $89 million
3.Arthur - $40 million/ $45 million
4.Green Lantern - $200 million/ $219 million
5.Cowboys & Aliens - $163 million/ $174 million
6.Glee: The 3D Concert Movie - $9 million/ $18 million
7.Conan the Barbarian - $90 million/$48 million
8.I Don't Know How She Does It - $24 million/$30.5 million
9.The Thing - $38 million/ $27 million
10.The Big Year - $41 million/ $7.4 million
11.The Rum Diary - $45 million/ $21.5 million
12.Anonymous - $30 million/ $14.7 million
13.Tower Heist- $75 million/ $134 million
14.Happy Feet Two - $135 million/ $122 million
15.New Year's Eve - $56 million/$91 million

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I had the "pleasure" to watch Moms, while watching some kids...omg what were they thinking greenlighting that?

As to hope movies fail, I did hope that Arthur would fail, partyly for my love of the orginals and partly for the casting of Brand, who while I find funny in stand up, I just cant see in a scripted role like that.

Thursday, January 5th, 2012 @ 4:24pm
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The Hollywood Reporter has the same list.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/gallery/movie-box-office-biggest-flops-...

I'm glad The Green Lantern tanked. Ryan Reynolds just isn't leading-man material. Same thing goes for New Year's Eve, a stupid ensemble movie based around a lame idea.

Saturday, January 7th, 2012 @ 8:38pm
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thanks for bringing back the classics... :)

Saturday, January 7th, 2012 @ 8:52pm
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Immortals should be on this list. It cost $120 million to make and $60 million more to market. It's been in theaters for 8 weeks now but has only earned $208 million worldwide.

Sunday, January 8th, 2012 @ 2:49am
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abba,you know how much we love box office talk around here... :)

Thursday, January 5th, 2012 @ 4:30pm
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...and by "we", you're referring to the three of you who actually love it.

Thursday, January 5th, 2012 @ 5:20pm
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nice try caitie.the boxoffice posts often make the most popular stories on the site thing at the top of the page.

sorry caitie, maybe there is an interest in this stuff on the site.sorry caitie, the posts abba has done that tie in the award season are often on the most popular stories on the site list.

caitie,why don't you get to killing abba for posting this things.

sorry,caitie maybe you'd like to think/push/wish that there's no room for things like this on the site and it's obvious that there is. :)

la la la...

it's funny you always killed me for even a mention of boxoffice/award stuff etc.and abba turns it into a site mainstay.and the public loves it.

but maybe they always did and you didn't believe it was possible... ;)

Thursday, January 5th, 2012 @ 6:31pm
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p.s caitie, and don't forget plenty of times moe has put boxoffice stuff on the sidebar.it's liked i'm not even need to mention such things anymore... ;)

and abba's doing just great and i said great job with boxoffice/award stuff/reviews it's sort of like a i've passed my 'crown' on to him. it's in better/more capable better hands now.

put lets not forget the a kid that help put this stuff on the site's map a bit back in the day.let's not forget the kid that put it on his back/despite being told to shut up/back in the day.*ha ha*

could that be me.yeah... :)

movies/box office/award stuff/reviews on the site are her to stay.and it couldn't have a better representative than abba. :)

Thursday, January 5th, 2012 @ 6:46pm
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OMG WALL OF TEXT I DONT GIVE A FUCK. BOTH OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Thursday, January 5th, 2012 @ 6:54pm
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no caitie,that's what you want.you want be people to talk back/or specifically me to talk so an agreement starts and then you can be so damn happy.pretty much ever comment about me/something i've said since your return has just been something calculated to attempt annoy me.classic caitie...

nobody is is gonna shut up and specifically no one is gonna do it because of you.

you want me to shut up/but you're the one that's shouting...

you always want to paint every thought i have/everything i say as sooooooo in the wrong and having no place on the site nor even society in general.

this is one of the main things that i thought was deserving of getting some play on the site. and abba just blows it up.and proves it belongs.proved it so much not even you can deny it.

maybe the site's loser can be right about about a couple of things. :)

now caitie,maybe you need to shut up before you lose your voice from all that shouting you're doing.

Thursday, January 5th, 2012 @ 7:12pm
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I love you guys.

Thursday, January 5th, 2012 @ 7:27pm
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FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL HISSY FIT.

Thursday, January 5th, 2012 @ 8:03pm
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it's always great to get called a girl by you.and you know you love these hissy fits since you're addicted to trying to induce them.

the joke being i'm not even angry. i know your scams,lies and games. :)

just like good 14 year old should.

don't worry about my hissy fits/ caitie you should worry about the next time you attack me for something but let everyone else on the board that's done anything remotely similar and did it recently....oh you'll have no problem.you keep doing this missing/that it makes me look even better/more sympathetic to some people you are/were on good terms with on the site.since they can see right through your scams.thanks caitie. *sigh*. :)

my hissy fits are as predictable as your trying and to bait me into a web fight.

my hissy fits,but you're the one that's admitted 17,000 times your troll behavior on the site.and maybe it makes you sad i'm the only person you feel you can get by with trolling now/without it causing trouble.because am the one you want to portray as not even human every step of the way.

boo hoo... caitie misses the good old days.

you know those days/ when you were banned for trolling.

you know the good old days when you were faced with controlling your trolling or face get banned from the site for good.yeah, those good old days...

but, oh my hissy fits.

and your the one that's admitted/ how much you enjoy web fights.and you love to start to them with me.

caitie, must i remind what a liar and very unreliable narrator you. or/and should i remind the site in general.

you remember back in the day when i remark/joke to someone that i was on ok terms with that maybe they could have sex with whomever if that person were drunk.

and you went insane/ into attack mode for making this joke.even though at the time that sort of remark was being said like 300 times a month on this site.but only attack me.classic caitie...

and do you remember when tried to make me sound like pyscho,serial killer,rapist, the most insane person ever for saying this even after i multi times explained this wasn't a meant to be taken literally. and why didn't you attack the 400 people that had said something similar ??

you still pressed on.and the caitie y'all really did press on. i mean she threw tons of brain power into it/ and the caitie even throw up *several* and several of 'wall of text post.

oh, yes she' did. and this attack went on for days.this wasn't a joke.caitie was damn sincere/it was real attempt to bury and make me look like the worse scum of the earth.

and then a couple of weeks later i discover caitie made a similar drinking/sex joke on the guetbook of the guy that used to be part of site..her joke was said *before* she attacked me for making my joke.

that's caitie's,heart right there...

and when i busted her for this in public/public thread.she basically had nothing to say to defend it or defend her actions.

this really a serious contender for the lowest meanest.most mean spirited attack in the history of site.but hey that's queen caitie for you. and what did i ever do to deserve to get being treating like this not liking v.s. models ??? ;)

and when i asked caitie why could she make the joke

but when i did i was the worse thing ever.she replied with something like that how she talks with her friend.something lame like that.but please crucify me as being pedophile,rapist/future rapist,insane for making the joke but when you do it with your friend it's ok.

damn i'm glad you get to set the standards caitie.and you're supposed to be the 'normal' one between us.

and glad that you're the one that gets to tell not just me but everyone what i really think about things. and and that you know my inner most thoughts.and every thing about how i think. and why.and that your words on me are the obvious last words on this subject and the only one that counts.

yeah, you're the one to be trusted.*rolls eyes*

oh, it's the reverent to now/know because it's proof oh how low caitie, will go to try to make me look bad.and how much she enjoys an opportunity to do so.

and how extreme her desire is to paint me as the worse ever.

and how is reverent ??i don't know caitie i sometimes just feel the need to remind people a bit our past.so many new people on here probably don't know...what a damn liar you are.

our past the/ crap you say/it seems even you've forgotten.

how many times am i gonna think you're on at least ok terms.and then it time for you to try/want to get fight/argument going ?? how many time have worked this scam on me caitie ??? how many ???

there doesn't even need to be a reason,you'll try to create one his your multitude of recent remarks proves...

and of course as usual taking the high road with you.and not saying anything.means you'll continue and continue until you'll get acknowledged.but hey, i keep forgetting that what a 'normal' person does.right caitie ???

don't tell me you don't my love hissy hits when you obvious aim to try to inspire them. don't tell me you don't love my hissy fits the 117 times you've run to thread to attack me.

it doesn't matter if you have to ignore that other people have done similar things recently or even in the same damn thread.(let's say like maybe post a risque pic) it's captain caitie to run for the attack.hell there pic could even be worse than mine.you know caitie only has eyes to attack me.

i mean she's not biased at all.but yet she always want to portray her voice as the voice to trust/the voice of neutrality. *yawn*

yeah caitie's, not biased at all.as history has shown...

anyway caitie,you often pulled the populist card or try to help create it.to pretty much dismiss so much about me or any thought i had as being worthless/wrong/or not the real me. yes trust the liar...

and abba comes along and put movie stuff on the map about 3 million times more and better i could ever do.

looks like movie stuff is gonna be as much a part of front page as much as v.s. stuff. as long as abba wants to remain here.

you want to live by populist sword caitie.guess you can die by it sometimes too...the public has spoken.snicker snicker...

Friday, January 6th, 2012 @ 2:50am
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WALL OF TEXT.

Friday, January 6th, 2012 @ 8:00pm
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Glim must use some voice recognition software.

Friday, January 6th, 2012 @ 8:12pm
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I highly doubt it, because I use Dragon to hammer out all of my papers and if you actually READ those massive walls of text...it's like he's typing with one hand...with three fingers.

Saturday, January 7th, 2012 @ 9:20pm
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*yawn*, caitie you never want to address it when i blast you. got, it...

Saturday, January 7th, 2012 @ 10:09pm
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She addressed me as "daddy" when i blasted her in the face......

Saturday, January 7th, 2012 @ 10:29pm
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nookies,i hope you didn't pay her more than five dollars.seriously...

Saturday, January 7th, 2012 @ 10:39pm
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WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS CHARGE ME :(

Sunday, January 8th, 2012 @ 12:59am
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Could it be your $5 foot long?

Sunday, January 8th, 2012 @ 1:31am
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it's tldr,i don't understand,wall of text is the usual crap you hide behind when *you* don't want want to answer questions.

where is that enthusiasm you have when *you're* attacking people ?? why don't you bring some of that right now ???

funny when i put your being a liar and a hypocrite and and your being on this endless quest to make me look as bad as possible.(hey don't think others haven't noticed) it's always time to for you to talk about something else...

and you're suddenly at a loss for words.very un caitie like...

yes,caitie i'm kicking you around another thread with only one finger...

Saturday, January 7th, 2012 @ 10:35pm
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You want to know why I don't have "the enthusiasm" anymore, Glimmer?

Because unlike you...I have a life outside of this website. And I enjoy it. I know that there's WAY bigger and more important things to give two shits about than this site. You...get bent out of shape so badly over this site, it's kind of scary. And then you wonder why I'm always saying "maybe you should take a break".

Because you NEED a break. You need a life, Glim. And perspective.

And you want to know WHY you're pissed off at me? Because you know that some of what I'm saying is true. And the truth hurts. A lot. It's ugly & warty & smells like turnips.

Yes, the truth...is Nookie's peen. But that's beside the point.

And you have to understand, I read and write for a living. I do not have the patience to sit and read your diatribes about how I'm Satan in Cole Haan peeptoes. The grammar & spelling errors alone would cause an English major to have a grand mal seizure. But trying to piece together a logical statement...is taxing. That's why I say OMG WALL OF TEXT. Because...you can disarm someone with just ONE sentence sometimes...so why exert all this energy?

You think that I'm on a quest to make you look bad. That's cute. Trust me on this...if I wanted to make you look bad, I'd put in a LOT more effort.

Saturday, January 7th, 2012 @ 11:13pm
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"And you want to know WHY you're pissed off at me? Because you know that some of what I'm saying is true. And the truth hurts"

one i'm not pissed off.i'm just calling you out.i guess that's the same to you.

"You want to know why I don't have "the enthusiasm" anymore, Glimmer?"

because you only have enthusiasm when you get to pick your spot to attack someone.someone puts you on the spot and no enthusiasm.your *usual* move.

You think that I'm on a quest to make you look bad. That's cute. Trust me on this...if I wanted to make you look bad, I'd put in a LOT more effort

you mean like when you put days and days and days and several wall of texts trying to paint me as rapist,pedophile,serial killer,the worse person ever, for making the same sort of joke you made weeks before me on someone's guest book.you mean something like that. you put a hell of lot of effort into that.

blah blah,bkah, you're smart.plenty if smart/successful people enjoy crushing a kid like me.i've seen all before...

being smart doesn't expect you from your behavior nor do i find it that surprising.

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Because there's no point, Glimmer. You didn't blast me, you didn't make me feel bad or sad or mad or anything. You threw a fucking temper tantrum like a little girl. You could have taken my original comment ANY NUMBER OF WAYS. You could have shrugged it off, cracked a joke, ignored it, etc...but instead, you go off on these epic fucking tirades about inconsequential shit. And THEN...you play the victim card....because anyone that isn't powdering your ass and saying "YAY GLIMMER U R A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE" is horrible & awful. And don't even get me fucking started on the "SO AND SO DID IT AND YOU DIDN'T YELL AT THEM AND THAT'S NOT FAIR SO I'M GONNA YELL AT YOU" shit. That's kindergartner logic. Suzy got a lollipop and I didn't...that's not fair.

NUT THE FUCK UP AND GET TOUGHER SKIN. My fucking daughter doesn't throw as many temper tantrums as you and she's what...one-third your age?

THAT'S why I'm not "addressing" this flagant non-issue. Because it's just that: a non-issue that you're turning into an issue because the gossip site that you've decided to troll...and let's be honest...by all TECHNICAL terms...you are trolling...isn't the safe, cozy SUPAR SEKRIT KLUBHAUS anymore. BOO-FUCKING-HOO.

I'm going to say it...because a lot of other people aren't going to nut up and saying: The links section is NOT your personal playground. It is NOT The Forum. The forum is dead and may its rotting carcass stay buried. I don't even WANT to post links anymore...because I know it's going to get buried under a mountain of fucking crap. I've wanted to put up links to my papers for the longest time...but I can't because I know the links will just get buried under a pile of glimmer crap.

You need to be WAY more conscious of the fact that other people post on this site and visit this site.

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and you still don't answer my questions.lame caitie as always.

repeat caitie, if i ignore your comments you just continue and continue until an argument happens aka i reply. now who is the mature one now. not you. you could stop after the 8th time or something but no, caitie's got to have her fun...

if you didn't want it.you wouldn't push for it.and track record 'our past' proves this is way you start fights with me.

you accuse of tantrums.but yet you were the one screaming.

caitie, please tell me where i was playing the victim. i think your hate has got in your eyes.

caitie,you are grammar logic,you do something and i call you out on it.and you try to make me look like baby for calling you out on it.i'm glad we get to play by caitie's lame rules.

caitie,you basically never posted links anyway,so shut up.boo hoo i post stuff and you don't like it

"That's kindergartner logic. Suzy got a lollipop and I didn't...that's not fair."

boo hoo caitie,you haven't even posted 10 links ever.so shut up.

You need to be WAY more conscious of the fact that other people post on this site and visit this site

i know that you're aware that others post here.which i why you always try look me.no matter how bad it makes you look.keep smiling caitie...keep being a liar and hypocrite too... smile.

the forum.i suspect a big reason you keep bashing it is becaise i like it.and anything i like you like film getting some play on the main page.

note,caitie film getting play on the main page hasn't stooped the usual posts that make up the front page.

but yet you whine about like the real 14 year old this site.

boo hoo *film* arrrgh. i just want the site to be like how i like.even though others may have nothing.nah forget it. let's bash abba for doing film.let's vash me for being glad it's here. baby caitie...

if i had a response like that you'd say i was being immature.but you do it.and it's cool...

that caitie...

p.s. idiot caitie how i was supposed to know you wanted to post your papers since especially since you posts nothing at all. and basically insult the side bar at every turn.

idiot caitie,what you should have done was post your stuff and then see if is supposedly buried. but like the real retarded 14 year old you get upset.and try to use this against even though you never tried it.

and yeah you could even have posted a paper of yours and even said this important to me.let it stay at the top for awhile (you have no problem talking to/about me.when it time for you calculated cheap shots...)

or again you could have posted them.but you're such a know it you know what i do.so you didn't post them.who is the 14 year old now ?? you'd rather not post them and through hissy fit. and then get angry about how *you* think i'd behave. you're an idiot caitie.good to see that caitie logic in action *rolls eyes*

again this why any thought you have about me should be discredited and ultra questioned. love that non logic.it's caitie...

you hate when i did links on the forum.you hate that i do them on the side bar.you hate everything about me.

stop hiding behind this crap. you dislike me for whatever reasons.fine.

your blah blah glimmer unique stuff. yeah that was real reverent to the conversation. nice fake out. but wasn't fooled.you hatered of me is a uniques snow flake.

snowflake stuff,that mostly comes out when i try to explain stuff to 'normal' people.

but you know i haven't done that for a loooooooooong time on this site.

because whatever i say isn't gonna make sense to most/nor deem 'important' to them whatever.

but for once you could try to explain your being a liar and a hypocrite and twisting everything to make me look as bad as possible on the site. could you just explain that just once.

you want to throw everything that makes me look bad at me whether it's real or imagined or just your mean spirited spite. i'm throwing back.

good to say like old times you're gonna say nothing about my questions.

that's ok caitie,your silence speaks plenty...

why don't you 'nut up' jerk caitie grow tougher skin and answer this question in public.

and caitie you're the troll as your sterling track record proves. it too bad trolls aren't having fun anymore...

you don't address the 'non issue' because it makes you look bad. but why don't you take a bow. you love putting on a show.

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The links section is NOT your personal playground. It is NOT The Forum

caitie,i'm gonna pat you on the head and talk *slow*

other people have access to post on the side bar.and they don't i haven't ask them not too.

if they don't use their side bar access. i post more stuff. i haven't stepped on anyone's toes.

but since you're person that's too stupid to post your papers to see if i'd quickly run them off the page.or even ask "hey glimmer,i don't post much so could you please hold off posting for while"

you'd be too stupid to see others aren't posting on side bar so i may as well fill the space.

where were your posts ?? there you go. *shut up*

don't complain about my crap when you didn't even do five posts.(and my posting isn't the point/you just want to use something against me)

you'd rather hold a grudge against me for something i had no idea of knowing.

i'm glad your mind is such a demented and flawed playground. yeah your logic is what i guess i should expect from smart person. because i'm not smart enough for esp.

caitie,your hate against me just makes you look stupider every time and all the time.

or maybe you're just that stupid it's tough to tell.

yes,caitie i have nothing in life.and that's probably another reason you think it's ok, to treat me as you do.

who knows what your sick mind is thinking.

you're the same "smart" that thought it was ok to paint me as a rapist,serial killer,pedophile,most demented person ever. for making a joke similar to one *you* had made weeks before.

i can't figure you "smart" people out.i mean that's what smart and mature people do right caitie ???

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And I'm going to talk EVEN SLOWER for you.

I could give a fuck about what some 40 year old dude in Houston thinks about me.

*shrugs*

Look at how much effort you're putting into this.

Seriously...I don't care, Glim. And to be honest, you're starting to act like d55 now with the 'I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU, I PUT YOU ON BLAST' thing.

*clicks the "Get Over It, Glimmer" button*

Sunday, January 8th, 2012 @ 12:44am
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My peen is so addictive its mentioned in random non nookies related arguments. and PFFTTT my pp isn't that dirty, I guess it could use a spit shine with someones mouth

Sunday, January 8th, 2012 @ 12:58am
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Well, you knocked my tonsils out the last time...so I can't spit shine your peen. Sorry, bro.

Sunday, January 8th, 2012 @ 2:05am
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You could have taken my original comment ANY NUMBER OF WAYS. You could have shrugged it off, cracked a joke, ignored it, etc...

even slower for you caitie. this wouldn't have re-started, if when george made his comment about software. you wouldn't have but it.

but as always, you can't miss a chance to get a cheap shot at me.so you had to say something.

funny you don't care what i think but since your return. *your* the one taking cheap shots and trying to antagonize me and *get* my attention. so easy to expose caitie, lies...

clicks the caitie is a hypocrite button.
repeat this would have been over if you, that's the caitie.wouldn't have jumped in when you weren't even addressed stuff when george made his comment.

the blame is on you, as it usually is.when is it *isn't* on you ???? it always is that's the answer...

caitie, look at how much effort you've put into making me look even worse ?? but oh that's ok...

you mention my age but you forget to mention i'm going bald. you're really losing your touch caitie.

and please caitie don't think of me and even better stop addressing me to.

i'm sorry if it takes a lot of 'effort' and 'words' to expose you and your scams.

why don't you just stop and i wouldn't have a reason to mention you.

for someone that's supposedly not thinking about me. you've but a lot of effort into negatively getting my attention since your return.

and i haven't even been talking about you. i guess that's more of that "i'm a smart person" stuff. so it's logic i don't get...

but i'm used to that behavior from you.

if it doesn't bother you. that i 'get you'

why do *you* keep starting stuff ??

oh yeah because your a liar,hypocrite,ultra mean spirited,troll,jerk. that thinks starting web fighting is fun and entertaining.

if i'm putting effort into it.maybe it's time for me to have some fun.

smile caitie... :)

if i'm putting some effort into it/why not. you've put forth plenty.

*you* put the effort into it re-start this thing when george made his reply.it's all on you caitie. it's all on you...

nah,let's not push that get over it glimmer button.let's put that getting over caitie button.

and since you hate when i quote songs. :)

"push me to the wall/see how far i let you raise/before i make you fall"

yeah caitie considering your long and and detailed attack to paint me rapist,serial killer,pedophile,scum of society,for making a joke similar to one you made on the site weeks before i did.

i'd say that you're and that would be you caitie are putting *a lot* of effort into it.

so much effort that *you* should explain it...i mean you must be thinking about me.

it's you're gonna lie about that it's proof that you'd lie and twist and anything to make me look band and to attack me.

it's proof you do anything to attempt to antagonize me me.

it's proof you're *not* to be trusted.

it's proof that any view of have about me *isn't to trusted* any view of my personality or how i think/feel isn't to be trusted.

it proves that you're scum...

Sunday, January 8th, 2012 @ 1:47am
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with the 'I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU, I PUT YOU ON BLAST' thing.

caitie,i did that because i have to dumb it down, for the 'smart" person.the "smart" that was too stupid to post her papers. and then gets angry at me for not posting them based on what *you* thought i would do.(and how many times have o told *you* your thought on me are wrong ??)

as i always say.you think any deranged thought you have about me is correct.yay !!!

the same "smart person" that if she was worried could have hey said "hey glimmer,give my post some space"

but you didn't do that either.but you throw your not doing something in face.

without my having clue what you wanted to do.

real smart caite.

and that's why i've got to say 'i got you' because that's something you understand.

i mean you really backed me a into corner.what else was i supposed to say ???

especially when you want to blame it all on me. and the blame is all on you.

Sunday, January 8th, 2012 @ 2:09am
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COOL STORY, BRO.

Sunday, January 8th, 2012 @ 2:13am
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always love you're stunned into silence. :)

Sunday, January 8th, 2012 @ 2:23am
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I enjoyed Sucker Punch

Thursday, January 5th, 2012 @ 6:56pm
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i enjoy most terrible movies

Saturday, January 7th, 2012 @ 9:35pm
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If it makes back it's budget isn't that good? Or is that before Hollywood accounting and advertisement?

Thursday, January 5th, 2012 @ 8:02pm
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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo or are you being paid to keep that off the list?

Thursday, January 5th, 2012 @ 9:22pm
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haha

Monday, January 9th, 2012 @ 1:01pm
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oh my god what's going on here.

Sunday, January 8th, 2012 @ 4:21am
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*bookmarked*

Sunday, January 8th, 2012 @ 4:30am
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