Eva Longoria & Mario Lopez HAVE TO Be Sleeping Together
Wednesday, February 1st, 2012 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
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Photo Credit: Pacific Coast NewsIf Mario Lopez is indeed just a great friend and doesn't want a piece or hasn't ever gotten a piece, then I'm gonna have to question his sexual orientation. They at least have to be friends with occasional benefits, right? If somebody can please explain this relationship for the 100th time, please do so below.
Anyway, BFFs Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez take home doggie bags after dining together at Katsuya restaurant in Los Angeles. Mario's married to Broadway dancer Courtney Laine Mazza and Eva is currently dating Eduardo Cruz.
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its funny that they think people believe they don't f*ck
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He has a beard and a baby that was really implanted by a turkey baster and not his peen. He's gayer than Elton John riding a pink unicorn.
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I have no idea really but I'll offer a guess. This is assuming they don't have sex and are only friends.
Mario can have and has had lots of pretty women. Eva could be one that won't give it up to him and that he actually likes. "Likes" at least until he bangs her. In order to maybe someday sleep with her he does stuff he wouldn't normally do like carry her bags.
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He has a crush on her but can't get the deed done so he does this sort of stuff.
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Yeah and since they are both hispanic, you know there's not a condom in sight.
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him and his bm have to have some agreement where she's cool with him slamming Eva every now and again.
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He's so Fucking Gay that he carries her shopping bags .....
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Eva is hot as hell, if he isn't hitting it then he has to be a homosexual. No such thing as being "close friends" with a hot chick like Eva, "close friends" are reserved for fat bitches.
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