Hawaii: Scarlett Johansson Bikini Pics with Boyfriend Nate Naylor! OW!

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These were snapped yesterday afternoon as Scarlett Johansson was seen strutting her bikini goodies while enjoying her Hawaiian vacation with temporary boyfriend Nate Naylor. I gotta admit, even with the extra cheese, Scarlett can still hold her own while rocking her pasty body in a bikini.

As for Scarlett's latest boy-toy, Nate Naylor is an advertising exec, who obviously has tremendous pull. It's not everyday that a deep-pocketed ad exec can pull someone like Scarlett Johansson, so major props to him for the big score. They've been reportedly dating for the past six months.

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*in Borat voice*

Very nice!

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 7:41pm
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Can't wait for the Dictator..

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 10:17pm
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she is so doughy. look at that cottage cheese butt and thighs.

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 7:47pm
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Whatever, you all can hate on the cellulite, I'd lick every inch of her and delay sticking it in as long as I could, because I'd last no more than 90 seconds inside her.

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 8:01pm
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I feel ya, Perv, and if I made it for 2 whole minutes inside of her, I'd be ecstatic.

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 8:34pm
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Then you´d lapse momentarily.

Btw, a male friend of mine saw one of your post and even he thinks you´re pervy. That's what he said the second he saw it, he also said rude. Fancy that!

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 12:52am
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Good. Maybe the three of us can all fuck!

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 2:13pm
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Don't think you can. And you certainly can't compete with my friend, can't handle him. lolzzz

Monday, February 13th, 2012 @ 9:47pm
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And he wants to stir your cocktail, lolz.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 3:01am
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Oh no... ScarJo cellulite makes me feel sad. She's only 27. Rita Rustic has nicer legs at 53.

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 9:14pm
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That's funny, Moe.

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 9:15pm
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This is the body out of shape women would say is "real"..well I guess I'd rather have a fake one. Cottage cheese ass and thighs, before 30 none the less. Pudgy overly soft gut, hips and legs. Way overrated, seeing her in a bikini just added to that opinion.

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 9:36pm
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Nooks... you're a virgin.

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 9:46pm
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Uhh ok? whats happened to you? Serious question..

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 9:48pm
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and you're a conceited, pretentious cunt. Whats the matter? You left the site when you started dating a guy, so you no longer needed the males of this site to give you attention since you were getting it IRL. Did he dump you? So now you have a void in your life and decided to come back to bastardly to fill that? and you attack someone who was always nice to you? Interesting..

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 9:52pm
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I'm not trying to attack you, ur sweet, I just think the way that you judge women is ridiculous and unwarranted. You're holding every chick to the vs standard, which is fucking krazy. Ppl become too attached to this alternate identity they live out online, it's kind of fascinating really.

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 10:10pm
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I for one can guarantee that my outlook on chicks are the same irl, I can't dig chubby chicks, its proportioned & fit or nothing. Its the the VS standard that makes me this way, it my dick. It only grows for certain types of female.

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 10:15pm
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Its not the VS standard*

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 10:15pm
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Whats funny is, girls generally hold men to higher standards than men do for women. Women's expectations for a man far exceeds men's expectations for women..They think it makes them exempt because they aren't as visual as men are..but thats even worse considering body image can be fixed. It just makes girls hypocrites..Only reason why innocent models and shit are blamed is its because women complain about them, you don't hear any male models and shit being called out, you don't even hear Rob pattinson being called out..because men are not as stupid, emotional and insecure as women. When have you ever heard of ANY guy saying "Guys like Rob pattinson is setting an unreal standard for men"..NEVER ROFL

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 10:38pm
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What man would ever say that about a guy who's main claim to fame is sparkling?

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 10:49pm
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That's because guys usually don't hate, they give props.

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 10:54pm
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Not true at all... it's been statistically proven that on a whole, men rate physical attractiveness as the number one trait they look for in a potential partner. It's not that women are naturally more insecure, the patriarchy has created a sexually-saturated society, bombarding women with false images of what they SHOULD look like thus leading them to equate their self-worth with their physical appearance. It's just a means of oppression which unfortunately is profoundly effective. Of course men never complain about the Brad Pitts and George Clooneys of the world... it's socially acceptable for a man to be ugly if he has other redeeming qualities. Being handsome is not the essence of being a man; being beautiful is not an ideal of femininity, it's a necessity. A man can be ugly and/or fat but still desirable/accepted if he is intelligent, funny, successful, wealthy, witty, etc. A woman can be all those things yet amount to nothing if she is not attractive on some level. There are exceptions but beauty is first and foremost when it comes to women and how they are perceived societally-speaking. Women hold men to a higher standard on other levels, primarily financial because it is a means of survival, not superficiality. Women seek stable, strong partners that can provide them with a home, children, income in order to support said children, etc. It's more evolutionary than societal... men were never so nit-picky in regards to women and their looks, especially not prior to the waif movement. Even in the era of Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Brigitte Bardot, what have you, men did not expect everyday women to meet that ideal, it sort of remained a fantasy. Presently, men cannot distinguish between the two: real and ideal. The lines have become blurred.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 12:12am
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I still believe women have it easier. A hot chick can get away with being either a huge cunt or an air headed bimbo. A hot chick simply does not have to focus on positive personality traits. Instead all of that is invested in their looks. Women can "get by" simply for being hot and having a vagina. Men always have to put forth effort.

For women men have to be tall, dark, handsome, 6 pack, big dick, big wallet plus all of the positive personality traits.

Women, just have to be hot. Which is all easily fixed. Men can't just go out and get rich like a woman can go to the gym. We get passed up to Ivy league schools because of people of undeserving kids give them a free pass, once they graduate they start at the top while someone more intelligent has to start at the bottom..Thats life.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 12:44am
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Hey, I don't look for that! Man, I've dated broke, ugly, short, boring, non-existent dick, you name it. And I've had the other end of the spectrum as well: exceptionally wealthy, big penis, six pack, somewhat handsome, intellectual, etc. I try to see people for who they are but unfortunately, you need $$ in this life. And someone stimulating enough so that you don't literally die of boredom.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 12:54am
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When I go to NY for a vacay i will "stimulate" you..if you catch my drift.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 1:34am
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You two virgo's? It'll never work like that. lol. ladylaz is so mixed to the point that it's straight and to the point. The occasional cocktail is alryte thou.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 2:39am
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virgo? im a Pisces :O

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 3:07am
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I'm much better, fuck like a porn star. Try me.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 3:16am
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Or all 3 of can have fun at the same time? Lets also not forget I'll be able to check off a bucket list thing (3 some)

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 3:39am
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Nah, you would wanna model instead, try it out while in NY, we're the best.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 4:10am
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'bucket list'? Icck, save that for ladylaz or dims. You three virgos, I know I know, I believe you if you say you're no *virgo* ahahhaah

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 7:13am
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and SOWWIE for calling u a cunt. I'll send you a peen shot to make you feel better ^_^

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 12:45am
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Meow.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 12:55am
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If you can't get it up for this, you're clearly gay.
And seriously, to write off any woman because she has a little cellulite, or is in your mind 15 pounds more than "thin," is shallow, objectifying, and repulsive. If every guy was like you the world would be full of lesbians.
And here you have a woman who has a nice figure, and the most sensuous, feminine lips (and face) you will ever see. But you couldn't get it up for her. Says a lot. You hate women. And love men.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 1:50am
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I am shallow, I've admitted that already in the past. I'm young so maybe my view will change when I get to your age(in about 30 years) until then I will enjoy my youth and the girls that come with it, while you enjoy your folders of teen pics, tofu and Centrum Silver.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 2:02am
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Nah, I was never shallow like you. I like attractive women, but it's insane to write off any human being over minor physical imperfections. And you have an extreme anti-fat fetish, good luck with that 10 years into your marriage if any woman is dumb enough to marry you.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 2:14am
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Never said you were shallow, I'm pretty sure you had to conform to your level when you were younger. I'm also pretty sure you're a loser since you think being a vegan makes you a better person.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 2:19am
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You are trying to chalk up your shallowness to your youth. It doesn't change over time. You'll always be shallow. I'm sure you have trouble getting 2nd and especially third dates with any interesting woman. Can't even imagine what a conversation with you would be like, there is nothing deep or interesting going on inside your head. A sad life you will always have. Good thing for you is though, you will never be deep enough to feel the deficiency. You'll probably have a happy, albeit superficial, life.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 2:33am
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I'm pretty sure when you get old you get more humble, stop trying to downplay your age man, you know damn well the women you mess with have gotten fatter and fatter each year in 50 years of your existence. Stop trying to make it our like I don't get pussy or fuck hot hoes. I get more quality pussy in my 21 years on this earth then you have in your 50. You dirty old man. The only way you would get close is if you were rich, sadly you're just a 50 year old vegan.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 2:46am
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You missed my point entirely. I said you can't get a third date with an interesting woman. That's different than "getting pussy and fucking hot hoes," as you put it. Your head and soul are empty and you don't do anything selfless or virtuous.
Downplay my age? Dude you keep saying I'm 50 and I don't even correct you.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 3:46am
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Spoken like a true Vegan. The only people you impress with your outlook is other Vegans. Lucky for me the girl I'm seeing is not a vegan and we're doing fine. My relationships as of late might not last as long as the teen pics that you have saved to your hard drive but I assure you they go way beyond the "third date".

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 3:58am
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Then she is not an interesting woman. She has to be vacuous like you. I've been with a great woman for a while, she wouldn't even make it through one date with you, you are nothing. No, you don't have to be vegan, you just have to care about something meaningful to not be worthless. You don't. You are an oxygen thief.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 11:08am
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Lucky for me our definitions of interesting are different. lmfao seriously? Don't you get it by now? You're fucking 50, a Vegan Nazi and you date fat chicks. Why even imply that your outlook on anything is valid with me? Are you trying to make me feel bad? Its counter productive since its coming from you. Like your opinion holds less weight then that of the Transients I see begging for change in the corner. Your shit just doesn't appeal to me. I'm sorry if my word anger you. I'm just being me.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 12:59pm
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It's impossible for a straight girl to be a vegan..You're giving her the meat (hopefully) every night....

Monday, February 13th, 2012 @ 1:21am
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cellulite is a turnoff. Body acne is a turnoff. Having a hedge down there is a turnoff, stubble from hair growth on legs,etc is a turnoff. I think shallow is a bit too strong of word thats used incorrectly.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 2:45am
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Its amusing, notice its just a small group of people made up mostly of women, salma being one, all in which are incredibly insecure, if any are males (mcperv) they are probably married to a girl with the flaws we find atrocious, hence their need to defend.

I've said this 49839 times now, women come to a site that post hot half naked VS girls..and they get offended when something perverted is said?

This one is worse, considering if someone is posted outside the normal and she gets attacked people flip their shit and go defense mode. Which is kind of funny, some of the girls and people on here have made some of the most shallow observations I've ever seen.."Her thumbs look weird, hair is too thin, legs are too vainy,etc,etc" but if something is said about an overweight girl or a girl with cellulite it makes it blatantly obvious as to why..What a weird coincidence that most people are overweight and weight dissing is frowned upon eh?..This subject is basically "hitting too close to home" lmao.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 9:13am
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Bingo.

A lot of fat hoes & fat hoe lovers on here LOL

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 9:55am
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The difference is probably that most women (90%) have some cellulite. Even lots of thin women, viewed under the right lighting. Yes Scarlett probably has more than most, but whatever, being against cellulite is like being against pussy.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 11:13am
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You are just throwing numbers around. And I have to say, seeing you guys bickering makes you look like nagging old women. I mean WOW::Bitter much

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 1:47pm
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Psycho, I hear if you're bitter it leads to botox LMAO

And stop throwing dumb numbers around, dummy. You nagging old ladies don't know shit, so beat it

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 2:33pm
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"I for one can guarantee that my outlook on chicks are the same irl, I can't dig chubby chicks, its proportioned & fit or nothing. Its not the VS standard that makes me this way, its my dick. It only grows for certain types of female."

this.

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 @ 11:10pm
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Well, it's ok to be picky..You also don't necessarily have to be uber attractive to judge other peoples attractiveness. Would I bang Scarlett? Yes. Without hesitation..I would however be turned off a bit by her body. Even thou most women have cellulite its just an unattractive eyesore. Just because something is common doesn't mean we have to be 110% accepting of it and not question it at all.

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 10:19pm
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But don't you have cellulite all over your body? It's hard to get rid of it, you know that. She does not have much compare to you and most people around.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 3:12am
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He don't want no crazy cat lady.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 3:14am
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You're the one with the 'real body' and all that comes with that package lol. And nooki may have some cellulite, that would make you feel better wouldn't it? He may have some, but you're covered, lol.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 6:50am
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No. His ass cheek has more cellulite than my whole body. I only weigh 96.5 pounds.

Monday, February 13th, 2012 @ 3:50am
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I am light as air, when I walk in the snow, I leave no footprints.

Your package* may be alright tho

Monday, February 13th, 2012 @ 7:36am
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Men don't get cellulite?

Monday, February 13th, 2012 @ 10:32pm
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That is a lie, I have seen it myself. Its all covered up with hair. I have seen men who have more than me and they are skinny. In the right light you can see it. Men can just get rid of it easier by going to the gym.

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012 @ 2:33am
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It might be rare, but some guys do have it. Like I said I have seen it myself.

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012 @ 2:51am
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Maybe he is a virgo indeed.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 2:12am
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+ I bet he don't even shave.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 3:04am
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I love how 7 people gave you a rock for that..I wish I knew who they were so I know who the unintelligent morons are..and so I can instantly void everything they say..since they thought being a virgin is an insult..

So its official..7 people are fucking retarded..but this is indeed the internet :S

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make it 8....

It is just funny how 99% of the shit you say can be discredited, even if it is just your opinion, by calling you a virgin, saying you fucked a whale or you have a small dick

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 @ 6:43pm
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Not really, it just makes them look like idiots, considering I was pure jokes about that shit..Do you ever get tired of being a kiss ass white knight? Douche bag..rofl this site is getting shittier and shittier by the day. Probably because most of the people on here are twats.

Sunday, February 19th, 2012 @ 9:33pm
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Most of the shit I say, im 110% right about. As always.. ^_^

Sunday, February 19th, 2012 @ 9:35pm
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I knew you were a fucking fag the second I got onto this site considering you tried white knighting me to hell n back to score points with leni

White knights are the shit stain of the internet, the very lowest of the low on the interwebs, grats bro!

Sunday, February 19th, 2012 @ 9:37pm
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Someone is moody

Monday, February 20th, 2012 @ 12:11am
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She looks good. I don't even like thick girls and yes, she obviously has cellulite but I think she is hot regardless. Not ideal but nice change of pace.

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 9:51pm
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She's overrated.

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i don't care for her body or face, hate her mouth

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 10:24pm
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Hot......sexiest lips ever.

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 10:34pm
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I could not agree more.

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Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 1:57am
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Look at all these homos calling this average!

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 1:58am
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Scarlett is gorgeous and has a sexy, feminine body. A woman's body should have some body fat and not look like she is on a steady diet of cotton balls soaked in orange juice like a VS model. Love them lips.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 8:57am
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cut the bullshit; this chick looks like crap. she's got nothing to do all day except roll around in cash, and she can't at least hit the gym a few days a week. she's got christina aguileraitis, except ScarJo don't even have no baby!

Saturday, February 11th, 2012 @ 11:27pm
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fuckin' A

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 1:30am
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Always knew she was overrated. Everything about her is average.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 12:22am
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She can never find a hotter bf than Ryan Reynolds.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 2:07am
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She is surprisingly "Not Hot" in that bikini. She is quite doughy for being such a lusted after actress.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 2:13am
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I haven't seen arguments this intense since the days of Damla the Chipmunk.

lol

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 3:17am
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surveeeeeyyyyyyy SAYS: meh.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 3:33am
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I'm not a blake lively fan at all. I actually thought Ryan Reynolds downgraded with blake till I saw these pics.

Is ScarJo as hideous as some people are making her out to seem? No, of course not. Still respectfully above average. But she gets paid millions of dollars for roles where she portrays a bombshell. That illusion just got broken...

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 7:41am
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I have NEVER found her facially attractive...I dunno why either because her features are quite nice.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 9:15am
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I'm I'm her boyfriend, I'm taking this period of relative "meh" now to enjoy her when she knocks it out of the park after 4 weeks of serious gym time.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 9:54am
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Hot, hot and MORE hot!!!

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 10:08am
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I'd still love me some ScarJo.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 11:05am
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Never found her as hot as some other people but really, she's "fat" now? She's clearly slightly out of shape (Yes, I see a belly and cellulite) but she's no where near fat. I don't see any humongous lovehandles or a double chin or stretch marks. Her legs and arms are still skinny. Also men pretending to be cellulite specialists are so funny. You can get cellulite at any age (post-puberty) and at any stage of your body's fitness level. Obviously working out would minimize the AMOUNT of it since working out results in less fat (notice I said amount and not chance of getting it, because really, about 90% of women get cellulite) but that doesn't change the fact that pretty much every woman in the world will get cellulite at one point in her life.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 12:00pm
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Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 1:13pm
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I'll be the whore since I fucking hate cats.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 1:14pm
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Yes, simple people hate cats. Cats have a complexity you will never understand.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 10:50pm
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HAD to rock it. Cats are the shit, man. Us cat people are so rare in this world but we understand their elusive, seductive, independent nature in a way that the majority do not. They want the constant attention, universal love and neediness of a dog.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 11:08pm
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LMFAO seriously though cats really are so fucking stupid

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 11:19pm
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Why, cuz they don't give a fuck about you or anyone else? You, like the majority, prefer the constant, undying companionship of a dog. Their loyalty sickens me. You can abuse them and they would still come back to you wimpering. Cats have character.

Monday, February 13th, 2012 @ 1:20am
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fail

im allergic to cats (thats why i hate them) / im not a pet person (roommate has a turtle, i dont think its belongs in a tank :( it should be freeeeeee)

all that undying companionship and "cats have character" yaba baba is great though...

Monday, February 13th, 2012 @ 1:37am
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You hate cats because you're allergic to them? Do you think that's a logical, intelligent argument? Before you call another species stupid, try working on your own intelligence.

But yeah, turtles in tanks, not cool.

Monday, February 13th, 2012 @ 1:55am
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i think its logical, when im around one i get all sneezy and headachey and feel like shit. lol hate is a strong word its a very strong dislike. i tolerate my nana's cat.

and when i lift my foot up she'll come over and rub her head on my sneaker until i put it down and sits there until i do it again............but they totally do there own thing and are independent and dont give a fuck and are fashionista's and fuck the world im a cat bitch! great character lol

Monday, February 13th, 2012 @ 2:02am
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OK, well I get it, but you should simply have an aversion to cats. It's not like they are trying to make you sneeze, so hate is too strong (as you admit) and would indicate extreme narcissism rather than a logical response.

Monday, February 13th, 2012 @ 12:34pm
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either way i'm not fond of them

Monday, February 13th, 2012 @ 4:01pm
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she looks good to me

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 1:17pm
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i would wax that hard and good.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 2:50pm
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Could you wax my car too?

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 9:34pm
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sure bro but canada is a bit of a hike

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 10:06pm
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her bod is so gross. it´s not smooth like it should. she's in chubby-town, cellulite-city. and the guy on first page should be thinking to himself; "she is not fat she is not fat she is not fat" .... by no means is THAT a fantasy.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 6:50pm
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You said it best

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012 @ 2:30am
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She still looks good.

Sunday, February 12th, 2012 @ 9:10pm
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Fuck that shit! I'll still do her.

Monday, February 13th, 2012 @ 12:17am
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This is the weirdest fight ever happen on bastardly.

Monday, February 13th, 2012 @ 10:08pm
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Ladies, take note, this is what most straight guys want.

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012 @ 12:48am
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Dimpled thighs? Ok.

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012 @ 1:01am
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Do most non-gay men pick women to pieces like that?

No.

We look at face, rack, and ass, everything else is a bonus.

Only women and gay dudes pick broads to pieces talking about, "look at them ankles" and shit.

Please.

Go pick up your Vogue magazine and let us straights populate the Earth.

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012 @ 9:15pm
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I like that you are the voice of ALL straight men.

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 @ 4:33am
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Did I say all or MOST?

Can you read?

Or comprehend?

Entiende?

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 @ 9:00pm
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I'm so sorry Sir. Please accept my apology.

"Only women and gay dudes pick broads to pieces talking about, "look at them ankles" and shit.

Please.

Go pick up your Vogue magazine and let us straights populate the Earth."

Thursday, February 16th, 2012 @ 1:47am
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Gross, overrated face and body

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012 @ 2:31am
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Definitely a really Cute Girl - but just not as Hot as all the fuss about her. I'd still do her til the skin on Mr Chubby was raw

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012 @ 2:48am
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*laughing*

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 @ 12:27am
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(Scarlett is) The best Jerry, the best!

Friday, February 17th, 2012 @ 10:45pm
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