Jordan Carver: Germany's Answer To Christina Hendricks

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

These were snapped over the weekend (Saturday, Jan. 18) as German model Jordan Carver left nothing to the imagination as she left Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills wearing a red dress that showcased her obscenely giant rack. I know Jordan's catering to a very niche market of dudes, so this goes out to all you bastards...

Here's more form Adult Wiki:
Jordan Carver JC is a Californian-based international glamour model. Actually, she is of Italian ancestry, but was born in Germany, and that is her second home country. She was born on 01.30.1986 and grew up in a little town. A couple of years ago she decided to go for a more creative job: the model business. At February 2010 she initiated her own website.

Jordan herself says: "Actually, it is the best time in my life! I can realize and live my greatest dreams! I can work as a model, which is my first passion. Furthermore I can travel and discover the different cultures in the world. Certainly I can produce exciting stuff for my site."

All rumors about her living in a lesbian relationship are fictitious. This claim is based on the fact that she is single for a long time. (Added by JC Media)

Jordan says about it: Yeah, show me a man who does not burst with jealousy when I admired every day of 1000 men. My job and a happy relationship do not match. Someday I will find the right man and than he will be my priority." [Read more]


To learn more about Jordan Carver, visit her official website.

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i may be in the minority here but I think she's hot

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012 @ 11:50am
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No you're not.

I'm in the minority because I think she's gross.

Thursday, January 26th, 2012 @ 1:54am
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Jordan is hot and i've loved the name Jordan since watching "Private School". Furthermore, Jordan's breasts are otherworldly good and the dress is a perfect complement to them.

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012 @ 1:50pm
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I am salivating like this baby...

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012 @ 3:39pm
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OMG.....she is terrible and stupid

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012 @ 4:13pm
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Well hello there. . .

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012 @ 5:09pm
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O_o

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012 @ 6:29pm
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My fucking dream girl right there.

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012 @ 8:43pm
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*mimmicks Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers*

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012 @ 9:25pm
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hot? more like deformed

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012 @ 10:30pm
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This.

Thursday, January 26th, 2012 @ 1:55am
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She looks like a circus freak. Granted, she has a prettier face than C.Hendricks.

Thursday, January 26th, 2012 @ 1:48am
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....Erm.....

Thursday, January 26th, 2012 @ 5:41am
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