Miss Wisconcin Laura Kaeppeler Temporarily Wins Miss America 2012 Honors
Sunday, January 15th, 2012 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: WENNThe new 2012 Miss America Pageant winner Laura Kaeppeler with Mark Ballas.
I hate to say this, but by mid-next week, either 1st runner-up Miss Oklahoma Betty Thompson or 2nd runner-up Miss New York Katilin Monte will end up owning the 2012 Miss America crown after a scandal breaks next week about Miss Wisconcin Laura Kaeppeler. We don't want to speculate the scandal any further, but the suspense is killing me already!
Anyway, these were snapped last night at the 2012 Miss America Pageant Winner News Conference held at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino.





















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and the comment of the day goes to Mundo... :)
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^ ahaha, epic.
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^ ahaha, epic.
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Is it just me or there really is no picture at all here. I tried to refresh the page thrice.
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go to the second page ;)
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Is the scandal that she can't spell "W-I-S-C-O-N-S-I-N"?
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Oh come on. There are better looking female users on this site.
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I actually watched part of this for some reason. And let me tell you that she was one of the hottest in the competition. All the others were dogs. And most looked really bad in a bikini as well.
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http://tv.yahoo.com/show/48165/photos
Start on pic 16 for their head shots. There were some ugly woman in that competition.
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The horror. Half of these women are busted as fuck, the other half are average with a terrible makeup, they would look better with bare faces.

I liked miss California face wise, but then I saw her awful legs.
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Her legs are all lumpy and stumpy. I had kinda wanted her to win.
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Not liking her legs or her face. I like her mid-section and boobs though.
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yep. the swimsuit competition (which is usually the best part) was hard to watch.
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Miss America??? Really???
I'll be nice and give her a 5, and I'm usually pretty generous with ratings.
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Aah, you forget that Miss America is about both beauty AND talent!!
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average!
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Totally average.
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She won? She must give a killer blow job.
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Only logical explanation lol
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Does Mark Ballas get to ball her first since he was a judge?
I did notice that for the first time in my memory all the finalists were brunette. This is a welcome trend.
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Not my taste at all.
To me, she's even below-average.
Her chin appears a little bit chubby.
And who the hell did her make-up??
Her face is white like a clown face.
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Manitowoc Dairy Princess. Cornfed.
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It's Miss USA that has all the scandals, not Miss America. Miss USA might as well be Miss Plastic as that Trump Project features more silicon than a DuPont Chemical factory.
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I tuned in when they got to the five finalists and immediately thought that she would be the first one off. Can't believe that they took this one as Miss America. Looks like she was entering a Khloe Kardashian lookalike contest.
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she's not excellent
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Well, this is political correctness for y'all asses.
They can't make the women hot no more, because we have to focus on their "minds" and shit.
I'm sure this heifer's a beautiful person . . . . . . on the inside.
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Why is her face super pale and her arms tan...?
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