More Kate Upton Photos From Her Beach Bunny Swimwear Shoot; SI Swimsuit Cover Girl?
Thursday, February 2nd, 2012 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Beach Bunny SwimwearGod dayuummm! I really hope Kate Upton is getting paid a lot of money for these photos b/c let's face it, she's absolutely amazing at selling bikinis! I'm a dude and even I'm contemplating bagging one of these babies. Anyway, even though it's highly doubtful, will Kate Upton score 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl honors?
Read more in 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (S.I. Swimsuit), Babes, Bikini Pics, Fashion, Kate Upton
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She's definitely got nice juggs. Not sure about the mug though.
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i think other then the gummy smile she is excellent
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Kate is gorgeous and she has tits. A bikini model that can fill out a bikini top. So rare.
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She is cute but most people would agree that nice shapely legs, hip-to-waist ratio and a toned stomach> big tits. She has none of those aforementioned features. Her proportions are out of whack and the reason most bikini models don't have big tits is because big tits are not chic or high fashion. The majority of SI models are sub-par and unfit to walk runways/land editorials. Bar Rafaeli, Marissa Miller (both have MUCH nicer bodies than kate), etc. are not real models. They're commercial. Nothing wrong with that but just clarifying why she looks different from VS angels like Candice, Miranda, etc.
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I would agree that Kate does not have nice shapely legs or a nice hip to waist ratio, but I do like her stomach, because you can't see any of her ribs and she doesn't have defined abs. I like women that have some body fat and look soft and Kate has both. As far as tits go, nice large natural breasts can make up for some flaws on a woman.
Kelly Brook and Jessica Gomes would be good examples of women with perfect bodies, imo. I don't like any of the VS models except for Adrianna. She has one of the most beautiful and exotic faces I have ever seen.
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Those are good examples for sure. Not a fan of kelly, her breasts are way too big imo, so much so that she sometimes looks chunky but omg Jessica Gomes has the nicest thick girl body. She is so exotic and has flawless skin tone.
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Damn! It is already February. Time for another SI Swimsuit edition.
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Which is good considering my edition of last years swimsuit issue has been out of commission for some time now, if you know what I mean.
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I love her face and chest area the most.
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Apple shaped, how unfortunate.
This girl has a cute face, but lacks ass, has a boxy torso and her legs are disgusting. To me, a model should have close to perfect proportions, not just fat tits.
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Tits sell, Leni, you gotta remember that.
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Tits sell
but who's buying... ;)
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Not Glimmer, that's for sure.
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Are you insinuating that glimmer is *gasp* Gay?!?!?!?! Well I Never!!
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Are you insinuating that glimmer is *gasp* Gay?!?!?!?! Well I Never!!
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Hey Glimmer is gr8, he´s the reason my dirty alerts are over 100
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Was going to comment, but you said everything that needs to be said about her.
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She looks very soft, natural, healthy and inviting. You'll see more of her this weekend in the Carl Jr's Super Bowl ad.
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I find those ads disturbing. I mean she looks hot but I don't think there is anything sexy about eating a burger made of questionable meat from some fast food joint.
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pretty face
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...Do people really buy these bathing suits?
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Looks very soft & cuddly.
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Meaning the bathing suit.
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I bet she could sell motorboats too.
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Shes still around then
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I don't think her body is good enough to be a swimsuit model especially an SI model maybe if she kept her hands on her head but I want my models to look active she doesn't look like she could walk fast, what with those backwards/inwards bending shapeless legs
all that said.. fully would and lots
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She's cute.
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how this girl is a top model is beyond me... there are THOUSANDS of girls better than her like most of russia even....she has an untoned soft body . she has no waist at all and is wide at the midsection and even her tits arent that nice even if theyre real....ive seen her walk on video and they seem very low hung and sloppy sitting right above her wide waist....how girls like this make it in the busines is a mystery...
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I think she has a lovely face. She may not have the best body but at least you don't see any rib cages or rolls.
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Very cute nice brows and hair reminds me of Anna Nicole Smith
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She is so cute
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