Red Carpet Fashion: Safe & Boring Ladies @ 2012 Golden Globes

Photo Credit: WENN

Since everyone & their grandma walked down the red carpet at last night's Golden Globe Awards in Los Angeles, we figured it would be best to categorize the photos in batches.

First up are the safe & boring women on the red carpet. These are women who are either too afraid to take fashionable risks, don't give a shit about what they look like in front of millions, too cheap to hire a stylist who can think outside the box on their behalf or simply have bad taste. Whatever the case, these were the "blah" outfits that simply got overlooked because they had nothing special to offer---not ugly, but not great either. The Oscars are right around the corner, so let's hope these ladies can turn their shit around in the coming weeks. Chop-Chop!
Photo Credit: WENN
Photo Credit: WENN
Photo Credit: WENN


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Emma looks glorious, Zooey is very cute but annoying

Monday, January 16th, 2012 @ 1:56pm
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First up are the safe & boring women on the red carpet. These are women who are either too afraid to take fashionable risks, don't give a shit about what they look like in front of millions, too cheap to hire a stylist who can think outside the box on their behalf or simply have bad taste. Whatever the case, these were the "blah"

thanks for writing that moe !!! one of things i've been crucified for on this site. is rooting for fashion "outside the box".

now these people can hate you too, moe ! ;)

when almost anything even slightly different get killed/gets snickers and negative stares...it's further sets up the atmosphere of how are you labeling it,moe..."blah"

welcome to "blah"... ;)

Monday, January 16th, 2012 @ 2:21pm
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I like Emma and Michelle's dresses. Jessica could have done without the turtleneck. And Kristen, even if I like the dress, could have made a bit of an effort. Kelly looks terrible.

Monday, January 16th, 2012 @ 2:30pm
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Kristen Wiig with brown hair - interesting, I like it.
Kelly Osbourne's grey hair is a big fail.
Freida Pinto is very pretty.

Monday, January 16th, 2012 @ 2:45pm
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There's several ladies looking good here, but I've been crushing on Ms. Chastain recently.

Monday, January 16th, 2012 @ 4:08pm
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Emma does not belong in this batch.

Monday, January 16th, 2012 @ 4:26pm
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Zooey wins

Monday, January 16th, 2012 @ 4:39pm
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In this bunch, Zooey Deschanel looks the cutest. That dress seems kind of big for the skinny Freida Pinto, who's also the worst actress. Man, Tilda Swinton reminds me of David Bowie from The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976).

Monday, January 16th, 2012 @ 8:30pm
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How's this pic of Jessica Chastain? It's from that personal pile. Here's the opposite of her Globes dress.

Monday, January 16th, 2012 @ 10:14pm
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Nice pic, Gabbo.... and she should have won!!!!

Monday, January 16th, 2012 @ 10:26pm
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Great pic, Gabbo! Keep em coming.

Monday, January 16th, 2012 @ 10:29pm
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I would have more pics up if I had a flickr pro account and wasn't trying to get others to pay for it. Heh i'm honest about my intentions.

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012 @ 8:44pm
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gabbo mania. :)

Monday, January 16th, 2012 @ 10:41pm
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Michelle William's headband is very unnecessary.

Monday, January 16th, 2012 @ 10:22pm
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"The New Girl" girls win.

Monday, January 16th, 2012 @ 11:49pm
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Surprised Moe doesn't put up some guy's thread for the ladies. Here's a pic JGL took and posted to his tumbler account. They should just date, right? http://hitrecordjoe.tumblr.com/

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012 @ 12:03am
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I found a dress that's the opposite of boring:

model Erin Wasson
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Tuesday, January 17th, 2012 @ 10:09am
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Hannah Simone dominates.

Friday, January 20th, 2012 @ 11:13pm
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