2x4 Micha Barton To Be Nude In "The OH in Ohio"



The most impressive scene occurs thirty-six minutes into the film, while Mischa is in bed with Paul Rudd. Mischa once again prefers to let loose only in the dark (and there's a chance that further inspection will detect a dreaded set of pasties) but Mischa's topless scene is 100% certified body double free. And just in case those nasty pasties do prove their existence, Mischa threw in a nice ass shot to keep us (at least partially) satisfied. So there you have it. Mischa Barton. Naked. [CelebNewsWire]


So yes, the big news is that this figureless, overrated tv star will take it off. I don't know if there's any need for excitement, but I guess if you're a fan of then show, then she has most probably grown on you. Hopefully Natalie Portman & J. Alba will learn from a newbie that sometimes a role involves showin' some foo-foo & nipple. Ow!

Anyway, while Mischa's naked bod is on our minds, why don't wee analyze a few photos of her w/ some revealing clothing so we can see that Mischa has very little too offer in terms of boobs and ass. In short, the booby show is over before it ever even began...

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LOL bastarchived...overrated.

i bet it turns out Paul Rudd has bigger tits in those nude scenes.

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 @ 3:18am
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Oh, no way! You guys are totally wrong on this one. Come on, mischa barton is the most gorgeous woman in the media today. She's beautiful. And don't think she has no ass, she's a lot down there. And boobs? Do you think she'd look better with nasty implants? No way.

The only thing wrong with mischa barton is cisco adler.

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 @ 4:42am
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Dude, you're letting mob psychology lower your standards!

RESIST!

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 @ 9:11am
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I think she's beautiful. She has a natural beauty and doesn't need to be air brushed to look gorgeous.
Also, it's refreshing to see her style is completely opposite from that of Parasite Hilton's. Now Parasite has definitely been overrated and everybody is finally realizing this. Mischa will always be lovely in my eyes especially compared to Parasite.

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 @ 11:23am
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Granted, she does have a pretty face, but her body is basically like a 2x4. Typically when you eat, you have a healthy body. ...and unless she is an extreme ectomorph she just basically needs to EAT.

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 @ 12:09pm
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I think she's a gorgeous girl, but a nude scene? What will that do for her? I've seen a zillion pictures of her in her bathing suit, and the girl has cellulite on her butt and upper legs. I'm not saying she should be banished from the big screen, but that's not a typical trait of those who do nude scenes.

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 @ 12:13pm
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Who wants to see this chick naked? That would be boring as hell.

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 @ 2:53pm
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I totally agree with you Moose!!!!!! She still looks a little E.T.-ish to me. Nobody wants to see E.T. naked. Ewww............

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 @ 9:12pm
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Didnt you see ET? Motherfucker rocked the full frontal through most of that movie!!! He had BALLS. wonder if he tapped Drew's ass.

BUt seriously, yeah, i agree, she DOES look like some sort of space alien.

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 @ 10:13pm
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Very VERY funny!
LOVE the "Bastardly Matchup" this time!

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 2:14am
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that girl is beautiful in the same way that serial killers are approachable

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 1:53pm
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I would still fuck the shit out of her

Friday, March 24th, 2006 @ 3:31pm
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Give me a break she is skinny and beautiful, I see why she's famous Jennifer Aniston is skinny but she has an ugly head that is the only celebrity I can't figure out was referred to as hot I mean my goodness just look at her, no lips wide disfigured mans jaw, gross looking hair that people with low self esteem wanted! Im sorry but she had an ugly smile can she portray her happiness in some other way without disgusting the world. mischa barton is the full package bye!

Sunday, April 9th, 2006 @ 10:10pm
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Mishca is not too skinny AT ALL. she has curves

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 5:50pm
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Common she is THE GIRL. I men how can you resist she has it all !!!

Saturday, May 13th, 2006 @ 12:56pm
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[...] Yup, now, I guess, she can move ahead and start acting in non-bratty/spoiled teen roles and show us her A-sized titties in “The OH in Ohio”. Here’s some older snaps of Mischa giving us a sneak peek cocktease of what to expect when she drops top and lets the titties out in the future. [...]

Friday, May 19th, 2006 @ 9:37am
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leave her alone ok she is a human being and i would love to look like her she is beautiful she is not to skinny!
u no skinny is good these days unlike all u fat ppl who come on to websites and look at famous ppl coz u have no social life ok

MAMA

Sunday, June 18th, 2006 @ 5:00am
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hey gues live her alone she is really nice ok!mischa dont listen to them u are perfect just the way u are!

Thursday, June 29th, 2006 @ 8:04am
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[...] You can also add Navi Rawat, Theresa on The OC, along with Taylor Townsend for chicks I’d rather see Fox have more on the show (before it’s inevitable cancellation) instead of 2×4 Marissa Cooper… we’re really not missing you, Mischa Barton! [...]

Friday, July 7th, 2006 @ 5:07pm
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kathryn. needs, to! shut; the: fuck* up..#

Friday, July 7th, 2006 @ 5:19pm
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excuse me guys.... but mischa is the most beautiful woman on this planet.... she is a great actress and you should leave her alone... if she is not happy the way she looks i bet she could afford to change it but i do not think she does so leave her alone

Friday, July 7th, 2006 @ 10:46pm
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Ok all u hatters get off her back just because she is skinny means nothing. She is VERY Beautiful and a great Actress she helped make the OC what it is today if it weren't for her there would have not been as much drama that made it so go so ya'll can get off her back because some people like her like me if yall are gonna talk bout skinny talk about Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richey they pretty much weigh nothing. so stop hattin and if ya have something to say email me at Carebearltt@yahoo.com Pease out

Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 4:04pm
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ok first of all Mischa Barton is a good actress. But shes way too skinny. She needs to have curves. Not be chubby, just curves. She really does look like a 2x4. All you skinny actress need to gain wait. Some of you can act/sing whatever but ur too damn skinny. And keep on rockin!

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 11:24pm
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No Tits. No Ass.
Nuff said.

Sunday, September 3rd, 2006 @ 11:00pm
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Yes Catherine shut the fuck up this isnt' a post about grammar. Were just here to get our point across. And Jennifer aniston is ugly.

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006 @ 10:58am
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She's hot, I'm goin to see the movie!

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006 @ 2:02pm
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she's hot,gorgeous,and she's perfect ten

Saturday, September 1st, 2007 @ 1:38pm
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micha barton is a hottie man u guys r weird man she's! hot!
but she could have more pics on the tits,lol...

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 4:28am
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Sometimes she's nice to look at, but there are plenty of other people I would rather see naked.

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 @ 3:03pm
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nora-this is the second post I've seen you write. please at least get a basic grasp of puncuation. I dont like grammer police (I, for one, can barely spell) but seriously.

Sunday, April 9th, 2006 @ 10:18pm
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