A Bastardly Moment of Zen With... Alessandra Ambrosio
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

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22 seconds if you don't fill out the questions. It took me a while to figure out my 10 hottest chicks. It runs you through moral choices,Do I include porn chicks??? Do I include my wife or women I know??? I just kept to the main stream hotties,but you could include porn stars or Sally Bigguns from the corner video store,it's a personal choice.
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How the fuck a shemale supposed to make my monrning easier?!?
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hahhahahahaha...omg! i love bastards!
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She looks damn cute there....cuter than a row of ducklings paddling across a brook on a bright spring morning.
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Wow he's dissing your bottom bitch Moe.I didn't see the cock.
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I wonder what she is dreaming about....hopefully me.
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This is the cutest I have ever seen her.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snort!!!!!
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Is she actually sleeping here or is she pretending? She looks super cute anyway whatever her state of consciousness.
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I want to buy one of this for my bed
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I wanna stick my weener in her mouth.
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The most beautiful picture I've ever seen
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awwww, she looks so cute here
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after a long hard day of cock-sucking...
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I love Alessandra, is totaly angel!!!!!!
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