About The Bastardly
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
We love all things that involve beauty, scandal, money, and of course, love. The Bastardly was first used to keep in touch w/ friends, but then one day it took a turn for celebrity filth. I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton was involved in some fashion.
After nearly three years of doing this filthy work, The Bastardly has grown to two offices in the United States, 20 employees & we've been mentioned on MTV, VH1, Maxim Magazine, E! Entertainment, FHM, CNN's Situation Room w/ Wolfe Blitzer & Larry King Live (just to name a few). I'm kidding about Wolfe Blitzer, of course. Wolfe Blitzer is a money-grubbing whorebag & we're against those types of people.
For those who've bothered to read this far down, we run two other sites which also contribute nothing important to this world: Buttafaces & Bastardly Interviews.
After nearly three years of doing this filthy work, The Bastardly has grown to two offices in the United States, 20 employees & we've been mentioned on MTV, VH1, Maxim Magazine, E! Entertainment, FHM, CNN's Situation Room w/ Wolfe Blitzer & Larry King Live (just to name a few). I'm kidding about Wolfe Blitzer, of course. Wolfe Blitzer is a money-grubbing whorebag & we're against those types of people.
For those who've bothered to read this far down, we run two other sites which also contribute nothing important to this world: Buttafaces & Bastardly Interviews.
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!