Adriana Lima vs. Aromia - A Bastardly Matchup

Uh...NOT EVEN CLOSE! Now, don't get me wrong, Aroma is not ugly. She's average looking...or maybe a wee above. But I would NEVER say she looks like Adriana! They have no similar characteristics. Aroma has a big nose, Adriana has a cute button nose. Aroma has regular brown eyes, Adriana has beautiful exotic green eyes with long lashes. Aroma has no tits or ass and Adriana has both. The similarities end with them both being skinny with brown hair.

Sorry, but if you had thrown up for photo alone maybe you would get a couple of, "oh, she's cute". But to claim that "I'm hot, I look like Adriana Lima" is not going to get you any kudos girl. Adriana is a 10. You are a 5.

NO NO NO, HELL NO!!! first off let me say aromia is an attractive (and brave & confident for submitting the photos) girl there is no doubt about that. but in noooooo way does she even remotely compare to adriana. i have to agree with yomama. adriana has the slammin body & the exotically gorgeous features. aromia is basically just your average, skinny, attractive girl. there is nothing stunning about her. but like i said she is attractive just not supermodel material...that last face forward photo of aromia is just goofy when you compare it to the mind blowing beauty of adriana. that makes it seem like a total joke that she can even put herself in the same playing field as adriana.

Can you say somebody is delusional.....

Which of you boys did Aromia blow to get that shit posted?

"one more thing…there is something natalie portman-ish about aromia"

Good work, Gia. Fanning the superficial fire...

oh man.

aromia - somebody lied to you.

that was pretty bold - and stupid - of you to submit your picture. i have to say, nowadays we have so many young women running around with some very distorted perceptions of themselves. just because you're a lanky girl who got a modeling contract with some unknown modeling agency does not really give you boasting privelages, let alone the privelage to say you're hotter than some of the hottest women on the planet. really, i dont mean to be harsh, leave it to the public to be brutally honest, right?. whoever made that comment about the big nose and lack of distinguishing features, ive got to agree.

sorry, but if you're going to compare yourself to petra nemacova and adriana lima, you're going to have to do better than that.

Adriana ALL THE WAY. Aromia, besides having an odd name, you also have an odd sense of reality.

this is stupid, there's not even a contest

Are you kidding me?

Aromia, you may want to check into your local psychiatric hospital for grand delusions and get that taken care of. You are barely an 8, if even that.

Aromia not too shabby.

I have had my way with them both... let's just say they don't call her Aromia for nothing... bitch is STANKY!!!!

Hop off the fucking fence, Moe. One minute you're calling Aromia hot, the next you're dissing her. Very lame. Grow a spine.

That took a lot of guts. I must say even if Aromia hadn't built herself up so much she is still very plain. I'm sure if Adriana Lima saw those pictures she would shit herself laughing. There is no comparison.

Half decent, nothing compared to Adrainna. Unfortunatley for you Aromia you come off as a dink. You have only posted things like this:

"Im hotter!"
or
"I look like Adraina Lima!"
or
"Im hot""

I have not come accross one decent post from you. If you were the spitting image of a young Elizabeth Taylor you have ruined all of it by your stupid "im hotter posts"

So in conclusion I say you are an average, skinny dink!

i relooked the pics...yeah aromia gal has very plain, generic features...just pretty, not beautiful or stunning and interesting looking like adriana and me :) hahaha

CAPT TRIPP, SO right... i think i mentioned this in my previoius entry, but whatevs. there are SO many models out there it would make your head spin. go to LA or NYC and evert other person you meet is a "model" or "actor" it doesnt takt that much to fall into those two catagories... i know like 2 dozen girls who are "models". its like, have fun going catalogue work for JC Penny or, better yet, doing a zesbo threeway in the porn career you'll eventually sink into when the money runs dry...

they models that are known and successful are RARE RARE RARE. thats like 1 in a 68th billionth chance you'll make it... kina like acting... or being a rock star...

ha, good luck, my friends...

Well,she has her eyebrows,at least.

she looks like natalie portmans retarded sister

Girl (Aromia) looks a little cross-eyed in her last, straight-on shot. On top of the fact that when you put any average looking girl next to Adriana (or anyone in her playing field) they will most likely look even worse (good set-up Aromia, you really played it in your favour...sarcasm), but the fact that this chick has such a cocky and ego-centric view makes her drop even lower on the looks scale. Do the math: 7 (by herself) - 2 (when placed beside perfection) - 2 (for the shitty personality...which I'm being kind with, if we had seen you in person in all your arrogant glory it may be a -3..or even -4) = 3 ...you could've at least made out with a 5, but you had to get greddy and raise the bar.

They don'[t look anything alike, I dunno who told her that shit, but she is hot in her own way if you don't compare her to one of the hottest chicks on the planet. She looks too young too, but she's cute. She's got a set o' balls on her for sending in her pictures though, gotta give her credit for that.

She looks like a girl I used to go to school with, she was from Portugal, looked very similar to aromia. Not bad at all.
Now get her in a bikini and post those up so we can see what type of body she has, those dresses looked like mumu's. Moe, git on that.

You are all very cruel.

Somewhere in a third world country, poor Aromia, without the benefit of public healthcare and regular visits to the optometrist has clung to the notion that she resembles Adriana, a very hot model made hotter last year through breast enhancement surgery.

One day when Aromia gets RK, a boob job, veneers, and about $100K in other surgery (which may cost 10% of that amount in her country), she'll show you.

However, at that time, we will dig up these old photos of her, and have another laugh.

danielle, natalie portman IS retarded (no offense if you like her)

not sure what your definition of retarded is. i suppose nat portman is retarded if that means educated, classy, and beautiful.

on another, vdaddy - how'd you find my picture!?

um i don't see many similarities actually. adriana is hot! aromia is kinda average.

Aromia - yer hot. hotter by far than Tammy, who won't send pix because she's a mutt. But yer not in the same league as Adriana. Seeing you naked might change my mind, though.
How 'bout it? Some nekkid pictures for the bastardly?

I am beginning to think that Aromia doesn't speak English, except for the phrase "I am hot". Reminds me of the time we had a foreign student and we taught her to say "me so horny" and she said it to everybody because she liked it when they laughed at her.

This poor girl doesn't even understand that she is setting herself up for a brutal ass whooping. And that nose...my god... maybe bastardly could raise some funds for some rhinoplasty and green contact lenses? If there is any cash left over we can get her a padded bra too.

Yuck!

Aromia looks WAY better than the Tammy lady, but is not anywhere near the same in the looks department as Adriana Lima. Adriana Lima is beautiful, Aromia is average or a little below average, but the pictures may not be that good a quality either. Either way Aromia is delusional!

Sorry Aromia. Bonus points for cojones but you're competing against a world class beauty.

Nope sorry. Deflate that big ass ego of yours

adriana is one of the hottest girls on the earth. aromia you are hot but.....you don't measure up to a world famous super model.

Aroma is indeed pretty. She looks little like Adriana except for the cheekbones. Just take a half-inch off the nose; implant blue eyes, boobs, and silky hair and you'd have a dead ringer! Oh, and lose the scary mascara.

Whoa. Aromia is WAY hotter.

There is no contest. She makes every supermodel in the world look like penis. I can't see why anyone would hire Adriana when Aromia is around. I bet she is like, a super rich supermodel and is going to make fun of all of you in her next Victoria's Secret commercial. You are all DUMB.

Aromia is the name of the deodorant I buy at the Chinese dollar store! It's not bad!

mmm...not so much...

but how brave of her.

Aromia, you've just insulted Adriana Lima. I know the number for a good opthamologist, hon, so you can get your eyes checked.

I wonder if the girl's even going to come on here again? To respond to the masses, maybe an explanation of sorts...or to redeem herself by being cool?

You are all very mean

Don't worry Aromia, I'll still do you. Besides you'll look better after a few or 6 beers anyways.

Hey aromia...what exactly did you expect would occur if you hyped yourself to the point of ridiculously high expectation and then submit your photos to be placed along side an almost perfect female specimen for all the interweb to analyze?? You really must be dilusional...hey, you can still redeem yourself and just play it cool, take this all with some humor or something...or you can just act like a egocentric jerk and prove us all right.

Aromia, you are a pretty girl and that took some balls to have your pix put up but you really set yourself up for the mean comments here. You acted like a bitch and now everyone wants you to fall on your face. Not to mention you are delusional about how hot you are on the outside. Try concentrating on the inside and make a difference in someone's life instead of boring everyone with tall tales of how "hot" you are.

Aromia, You haven't posted "I'm hotter than her" for a while now. What up with that? Not feeling so cute? Good. Cause your not.

You're above average but not interesting. Unfortunately your ego makes you very unattrative, you've probably been told one too many times you're gorgeous so it's not entirely you're fault you're so full of yourself, I guess.

HAHAHA ...is this so fucked up!

Geez this whole lima crap has really wasted part of my work day. thx!!

Well, I was pretty much going to kill her... but you guys pretty much summed it up for me... or most of you. I'm not sure you were being harsh enough though..

OMG this chick is a idiot...lol Stop bragging and trying to be something your not.I hope you guys know that the pic with the lingerie is in fact Adriana Lima.I found it on another site so the bitch stole it literally.LMAO how sad.

LMAO!!! OMG this is so sad.this girl literally stole most of Adri's pics and claimed them as her own.

check the links

Adriana 1
Adriana 2

Adriana Lima is hott and yes Aromia is quite beautiful too but she does not look like Adriana and she will never look as good as Adriana. Aromia should just say she is beautiful and she should quit trying to rely on the statement "I look like Adriana Lima" because it is completely false.

Aromia, long-snouted,
Makes bogus comparisons of self with true beauty.
What a foul odor!

hi just want to say that Adriana Lima is extemely beautiful and that I wish to meet her someday. I look like her too.

Sally, send by a couple photos to: moejackson.com@gmail.com.

The Adriana flu continues. Which is strange because in my daily life I NEVER see Adriana look-alikes.

I don't think that girl looks anything like her. if you want to see a real adriana look alike, contact me. I'd be happy to send you my pictures for you to post in comparison to adriana. I look most like her when she was younger seeing as I'm only 19. I'm also told I look like Angelina jolie. Word.

Daniella - You can email us pics at moejackson.com@gmail.com

In earlier decades, Adrian Lima would be considered black. In fact she is Brazilian of African and Spanish/Portuguese decent.
Aroma is ugly compared to Lima. Her nose is way too long. Aroma is a pretier verson of Babs Streisand...

WEll, you guys.
I don't know how on earth did I reach this site, but through some stupid advertisment I guess.
All I can say is the following:
YOU ARE THE SHALLOWEST PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH.

I've been in America for 3 months now.
American people are the shallowest people that will ever exist, all they care about is how green your eyes, and how small your nose is.

Nobody has the choice of what his nose looks like, and this Lima is NOTHING, do you think that anyone will rememebr her a year after her death, she didn't and will not leave anything in this world, and when she's dead, that's it.
Besides, you can EASILY see the quality of the photos, and the professional angles and way they were taken with, if you had enough IQ, which is something you lack obviously.

You're just sitting there admiring a girl, you're just a bunch of slaves for a girl that has NOTHING but looks.

Just remeber this
We're not how we look, we're what we choose.

She probably got to the site googling Adriana Lima because she probably thinks she looks like her too.

LMAO Sally is a lying mofo.Shit if I was lesbian I'd so fuck Adriana.Shes gorgeous every girl is jealous of her.She's my inspiration.That bitch stole Adriana's pics!I found the ones she claimed to be her on google.

aomioa, or whatever it is you call yourself, yes you are acceptable, if you told me you were a model i wouldnt doubt it, mostly because pretty much everyone calls themselves a model, but can you pose and deliver stunning photos like those of Adriana, i don't think so, sure adriana has millions of pictures to chose from, but i'm sure you had a couple pictures to chose from,and if you posted thos mediocre pictures up here, then let me just say that I AM NOT IMPRESSED, reality check honey dumplin you are a weak 7. Adriana is gorgoes, you my friend, are not. Simple as that. i'm sorry to break your heart

Adriana has a fuller, more heart-shaped face than Aromia, whose face is more oval than round. Her nose has a sleeker, less unique look, and Adriana has full, pouty lips.
Basically, Aromia has a more classic kind of prettiness, whereas Adriana looks pretty exotic. Her face is very unique and simultaneously reminds me of a little girl, a sex goddess, a kitten, and a vampire.

Welll she is has a nive body and ok but i dont really think she looks like adriana her eyes are blueish gray green some unique color and that girl is just an average skinny girl and adriana has a big ass and tits that girl doesnt

i agree with Lxxx that adriana and armoia despite their nothing common looks their beautifies are diffrerent and armoia is more classical and adriana is an exotic look and her eyes are too and her face is unique and her nose also

That bitch must be crazy!

what in the? the last pic on page 2... i tried my fckin best BUT NO... i do not find any similarity whatsoever... and that schnoz...
i think you can only get adriana's looks or exotic-ness (if there is such a word) if you have multiracial heritage ---> french/portuguese/native-american blood

OK quite honestly i would normally say that hands down it goes to LIMA i mean when you look at these pictures its like wow.... Then again the competitor doesnt have the great photo shop and brush effects that Lima uses ...... Lima is very very sexy... the competiitor is interesting in that some pictures shes ok others not so much....But for the competitor hey you look great ok you got nothing to worry about but yur not as hot (my opinion) as Lima

i agree lima does have some touch up on her pics but armoia is nothing compared to adriana!!!

she dosent look nothing nothing like adrianna if u said that in front of me i take my belt off and start slapping you and that ugly bitch that u tryed to compare to my girl adrianna you and anyone else that thinks so got to be smoking dick lol

u must be fucking kidding if u think that u look like adriana lima! well yeah u look like her AFTER AN ACCIDENT IN ADRIANA LIMA'S FACE HAHAHAHA

lol thats what im talking about your no where i mean no where near her so step down you werent the walking the cat walk that i stood up to watch and record yeah thats i right i recorded the victoira secrects run way just cuz of her shit i thinks the finnest one tops hedi shes played out adriana is taking over believe it or not you were in acident lol lolyeah u look like adriana if she got hit with an ugly bat 13 times later

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. wait, i dont get it

Adriana lima has a golden skintone and dark long hair. Which is very shiny.
Not even close. Someone who looks like Adriana Lima would be closer in appearence if she had SOME sort of ethnic background.

THE FUNNY THING IS I BET NONE OF YOU GIRLS IS HALF AS FINE AS AROMIA!!! (i wrote that in capitals so that if the poor girl would still want to come back to the site she would see it and feel asured that she is VERY PRETTY. i dont think she looks like adriama lima in the close up pictures but the eyeshape and something else about her could look similar. I think that ADRIAna LIMA is a classical beauty (small nose, round lips, nice eyes) and Jessica albaand some others are probs on her level with that tye of typical beauty but if aromia had her money and life style taking care of herself 24 7 working out she would b JUST AS FINE just with a DIFFIFFERENT (perhaps attractive) type of BEAUTY!!!!

This is such a waste of webspace. Come up with a better contest. The girl is cute but Adriana is a goddess!!!

This is a BIGGGGG joke!!! It's an INSULT to Adriana Lima. Now I don't know that Aromia girl, but seriously GET OVER YOURSELF!!! Prettier then all the girls on this site AND looks like Adriana Lima??? I don't know who told you that, but I think they wanted you to EMBARASS YOURSELF and are probably laughing their asses off right now. Or maybe they were blind? In any case, you're just a normal girl...probably wouldn't even notice you if I saw you. Just because you're tall and are a model (if you really are) doesn't mean you look as hot as Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio or Giselle Bundchen. And with that attitude, your hotness level is a 4 or 5. Sorry, GET REAL!!

PS:"THE FUNNY THING IS I BET NONE OF YOU GIRLS IS HALF AS FINE AS AROMIA!!!" -I do look better...infact she doesn't look half as fine as I do. :P I wouldn't say all those stuff if she was prettier then me, cause that's just insulting myself. But just because I look better then that girl doesn't mean I'm gonna go claiming I'm as hot as one of the sexiest girls on erath (adriana lima) I'm not that stupid.

I’m not usually one to comment in these threads… But I feel as though I should voice my opinion as I hate to see people with egos.

"Adriana is HOT.

Aromia needs some serious help. Honestly, I’d say 95% of my friends (girls) are hotter than you. My girlfriend is way hotter than you… Lost your ego and maybe you’d get more respect.

TS (Your usually friendly admin)"

Exactly! Actually, most girls I see walking down the street look hotter then her. =).

That first picture is priceless. I've never seen a pic where someone looks uglier, crazier, or drunker.

uhm,
NO.....not really.....nothing alike........they look nothing alike
i guess aromia would have been considered pretty if she hadnt compared herself to someone GORGEOUS.....
this world is full of warped minds....
lol...Aromia...NOT EVEN CLOSE.....LMMFAO

Aromia must be on drugs cuz she looks nothing like The Lima

I look more like Adriana Lima than she does, I have the same size breasts except mine are bigger than hers and I have more ass...she isn't close. I am the real look alike but i am not gonna get your approval on it, Sorry

hey AROMIA please tell us if you have as yet got treatment for your delusional psychosis

[...] If you don’t remember Aromia, she was the first girl to ever proclaim her likeness to Adriana Lima (and you know that we’ve had a bunch of those). Anyways, we did a Bastardly Matchup of Aromia vs. Adriana Lima and haven’t heard from Aromia since. Big ups to Heather for reminding us of one of my favorite all-time posts on The Bastardly! [...]

With that fugly nose Aromianiac still thinks she looks like Adriama - okay the only thing they have in common is probably their gender.

adriana lima that woman is unique and fine not sayin anythin bad about aromia. but average person cant compete against an airbrushed supermodel godesses like adriana lima

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ADRINA LIMA IS SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WTF IS THAT GIRL DOING THERE AS A MATCH

i unno
no offence girl buh..U aint close to adriana lima
u have ur own looks..buh dont go on adriana lima

also adriana lima might havea bad side too
actually he does
cuz her photos are airbrushed and edited and etcc

buh seriously
u look nothing mlike herr

You guys are all pretty fixed on looks. Meanwhile I'm wondering what you all (and the host of this site) must look like in order to spend so much time fussing over "beauty" which is completely fluid. Think Adriana will be hot in 20 years? nope, you'll all be chasing after the next pouty lipped 25 year old victoria secret model. Get enlightened. Peace out

I get told i look like adriana lima a lot, i didnt know who she was at first until i kept gettin called her from random people i always deny it and cant see it, but im told constantly- even my model coach told me i resemble her - it kinda bugs after a while....

I definately cannot see it in you Aromia, you do not look at all like her. Your nose is too big, she has a tiny one, and your eyes seem very dark and not at all cat-like like adriana's. I am not trying to offend im just simply pointing out facts.

Anyways be who you are, dont try and look like someone else.

Maria x

there is no way in hell that aromia or whatever looks like adriana, oh please... where the hell did that comparison come out from? no way.

wow this like took me a minute to scroll down on all the comments...wowza...and ol Aromia or w/e ill give it to you...you're hot...but...adriana lima...yea...not even close...

you have got to be kidding me!!!!!

So, I did NOT put that original comment up. My stupid-ass (now ex)friend did because he thought it was funny because my fav. model is A. Lima.

aroma, weve been hearing for ions on and on and on abuot how hot you are cuz your a model. however, today models are a dime a dozen. adriana lima is a supermodel simply because peole know her, she is a household name, and she sells the shit of the prodcts she is in ad campaigns for. i think you (aroma) are a ver lovely girl, but you need togetr over yourself. when i was 17/18, i got apporoached sereveral times by model scouts (but never called back b/c i was afraid that the may or may not be scam artists). anyway, i know about a dozen firls right now who are "models". while they are pretty, they still dont look that above average to me. the models whose names we know (adriana, hiedi, giselle, etc...) are that was due to a combo of luck, talent, and that special quality that fascinates the public.

so, before uou keep drilling it inot our head how hot you are, relax, no on cares... who are you trying to impress anyway, a bunch of cybergeeks??

one more thing...there is something natalie portman-ish about aromia...an older, taller, version, without the natalie portman perfect features. just like the essence of natalie portman or something like that.

That's Aromia? Bwahahahahahaahahahaha.

HAHA...TAMMY SAID AROMIA HAS A BIG NOSE...

http://www.couchpirates.com/pub.htm

(that is Tammy on the right)

Aromia has some horse teeth. GIDDY UP!

Hey Aromia, your pictures stink.

Instead of boring us with your delusions of grandeur, shouldn't you be busy taunting the League of Justice with your evil putrid scent ray?

is this aromia gal of indian descent?? Anyway, this may come shocking to you...but i am wayyyyyyy hotter than all the girls posted here EXCEPT i am fat :(

Nope, they do not look alike. Though they seem to share a similar ethnic background (I believe it is latin) I really don't see the similarity. Yes, they both have dark hair and are skinny but that is where it stops. The eyes, nose, lips, boobs, and hair simply do not match up. Nice try though.

greddy = greedy...for the educationally challenged

Ouch! You guys are harsh... but she needs to hear it. Hehe.

Oops. 'You're' not. (Not that you'd notice the error, Aromia.)

I’ve been in America for 3 months now. American people are the shallowest people that will ever exist, all they care about is how green your eyes, and how small your nose is.

America loves you even if you're ugly.

Also:

We’re not how we look, we’re what we choose.

Please don't get too deep here as we all try to do as little thinking as possible.

Somebody, please send us photos of yourself so we may see how beautiful you are!! Please direct all photos & videos to: moejackson.com@gmail.com

i agree w/ what most ppl are saying...i'm sorry to say but..that does not look like her at all

to 'horridguy'
i literally just laughed for like ten minutes. your post is fuckin hilarious.

sorry, my typing/spelling sucks, so i hope what i wrote just made sense...

also, i wasnt diddingyou aroma, i just like to rant... trust me, since m model scuont days, ive backed on a good 15-20 lbs (but thats b/c at the time i was 5'9 and 110 lbs).

Not THAT bad ......... lol

Aromia, you're hot, don't listen to what everyone else said. Guys, I'm pretty sure Aromia would look as good as Adrianna Lima if she had the hair & makeup artists and a professional photographer to take a million pics to choose from... Don't think Adrianna looks good in EVERY picture. It's just that you see the best ones.

sorry, my typing/spelling sucks, so i hope what i wrote just made sense...

also, i wasnt dissing you AROMA, i just like to rant... trust me, since m model scuont days, ive backed on a good 15-20 lbs (but thats b/c at the time i was 5'9 and 110 lbs).

Just because you are a model doesn't mean you are hot. There are a million ugly models out there. Aromia is not bad, but doesn't even come close to being able to compete with Adriana.

Ya, I think Aromia's pretty hot---at least that'll be the case in person. I'm gonna give Aromia the benefit of the doubt & say the photos are bad quality. I asked her many times to submit bitter & clearer photos, but she never did.

Look @ adriana w/ out make up...
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2005/06/17/adriana-lima-smoking-witho...