Adrienne Lau vs. Bai Ling - Bastardly "Yay for Chinese!" Matchup
Monday, March 27th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Since I know how much you loved the last time I posted up Adrienne Lau...and we love Bai Ling so much here at The Bastardly...I figured I'd put up 2 of our favorites from the Chinese faction in another Fobbed Out Bastardly Matchup.
In the first picture: the side by side of Adrienne Lau (in a sparkly dress) and Bai Sexual (in normal slutty attire)...Adrienne seems to have a Jennifer Anniston Chin, look how square it looks!
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Do you think adrian lau wants a carrot?
And bai ling looks like a sleestack
http://www.2and2.net/Priv/mcs1_elo4.jpg
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I gotta go w/ my main-main woman, Bai Ling!
She is far more entertaining & kinkier.
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Drunk and stoned, perfect.
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Adrienne is more attractive (though that's not saying much.)
But, I vote for Bai Ling because the red carpet is never the same without her.
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I vot for Bai Ling, too. It's fun watching her. The other girl does have a man jaw and it looks like it's cought in her earring or something...weird.
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Neither
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Holy shit. If you were really Chinese you would never post this up on your site because this is straight embarassing for all 6.4 billion of us. With so many Chinese people on this planet, you'd think that Americans would be able to find at least ONE classy, non-slutty, or deathly boring (Zhang Ziyi) Chinese celebrity to worship. Try harder, moejackson.com. Thanks.
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Jackson, stop posting them, they both look so damn ugly.......I'm chinese and so embarassed to see them, tons of beautiful chinese out there
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Has Bai Ling had silicone? She used to be flat as a pancake.
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Ditto what Jade said, esp. since I too am Chinese. I seriously think that she might've received some top notch PLA training, because otherwise the Chinese govt would've sent a couple of agents out and removed this freakin' blight on our national honour.
On another note we don't have 6.4 billion people (that would be more than the Earth's population right now!), but we're working on it. ;)
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Regarding Kelvin's Comment: I didn't make it clear, but what I meant was that Bai Ling and that other ho are an embarrassment for the entire human race.
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Oh my lord she is embarrassing, I agree with jade and kelvin. Why are all the Chinese celebs in america so bustoid??! It's not even all about looks: if she had some serious talent, we'd be cool with it but adrienne can't sing to save her life.
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By comparison......hmmm....i'd double bag it and try out Bai Ling.
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fake buzz on Adrienne Lau
http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/7/prweb413030.htm
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I WAS JUST WATCHING ADRIENNE'S VIDEOS (THAT ARE HORRIBLE QUALITY) AND ADRIENNE CAN'T DANCE OR SING TO SAVE HER LIFE.
MY VOTE - NEITHER
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only if my cock is hungry
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my boner just died. I had one and now it's gone. more Asian stick figure women! yay!
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Adrienne has an Anniston Man Jaw in #4 as well!
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