Aida Yespica In February 2006 Italian Maxim; Plus Links
Friday, March 24th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Wow. Maxim Italy has it good.
* The dude who writes cityrag needs to throw a party & share his stash!
* Want to see a Britney Spears statue? The world is ending...
* Which hottie is in your girl-on-girl fantasy?
* Pink will open a Constuction Working Women strip club. And then make herself lead-stripper. Commence yacking.
* Only way J. Alba's gonna get a serious role is if she sleeps w/ all the investors, the director, his dad, and then proceeds to sleep w/ the producers & all the producers' Horndogg family members
* Another picture of Britney's statue. Why God, why?!
* Natalie Portman is on crack. I've never heard a Jewish person say, "I don't want to ever be working for money..." What the fuck, man?
* Naomi Watts wants some King Kong schfonsenshtook. Surprise, surprise.
* Is Colin Farrell getting a piece of Kate Moss' secret coke stash hidden between her legs? ow!






















cityrag is written by lesbians i think.
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really?
even better!
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What I find weird about the statue... isn't the fact that its a woman giving birth cause thats all well and good... is the bear head. The fact that its britney though confuses me. Why is britney being celebrated for her decision by a statue depicting her as giving like this natural calm birth when she didn't even attempt a vaginal delivery and planned ahead to get a c cection... Im not a big fan of people getting C Cections for non medical reasons but whatever... Its just weird she's giving a like ... motherly natural delivery and she really got him taken out for her.
It also looks nothing like her.
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See?
Cityrag Lesbos
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That britteny spears statue makes me hot.
i want to fuck it
where is it in new york?
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Am I on the same link as everyone else? I see pictures of a HOT! girl in Italian Maxim.
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up at the top second link down lawrence
and that chick is hot
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I just saw the Brit statue. I'll be right back...my lunch is coming up.
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OH MY GOD THIS GIRL IS BEAUTIFUL!!! shes seriously stunning.. p.s. italians are geniouses for having her on the cover. and theyre all super good looking too
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I think the britney statue could be beautiful if it wasn't for the face and the bear head and the fact that its a statue of a celebrity
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I think Britney Spears could be beautiful if she wasn't fat, pimply faced, and fat fat fat.
Or if I could spend all of her money like K-Fed. " Brit you are so beautiful - could you hand me a stack of thousands, thanks...what was I lying...errr saying?"
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I have to start off by saying, WOW THIS AIDA YESPICA IS STUNNINGLY HOT.
AnnClair, what's so bad about C Cections? I just watched a show the other day about how they're healthier and safer for both the mother and the baby then natural birth. I don't think they should be viewed so badly by people. But that statue should be. Why would Britney Spears be holding a bear head while giving birth in a doggy-style position? I get that it's supposed to be arty, but it scares me a bit.
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Maybe I should get knocked up and be forced to put my career on hold and I'll get a statue made for me too.
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Hermitia that is not true. C-Sections are much more dangerous for the mother and baby according to almost all published studies. It's getting surgery and that always has more risks than pushing a baby out. In terms of multiple births or complications that's different, but for normal births it's always safer to do it naturally. Yes, people, that woman on the cover of Maxim is hot. Her eyebrows seem unnaturally high to me though.
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she's everywhere in italy.. and so hot that even if you see her 600 times a day on TV, she still doesn't get less attractive or annoying. she's a babe.
http://www.graziemamma.com/gossip/calendari/aida%5Fyespica%5F2005/
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My eyebrows look just as high and I don't pluck often. Maybe she plucks and has real hairy eyebrows, but even then she'll be hot. She has killer eyes. Oh and I may have misunderstood that C section thing. But I'm still young and real scared of giving birth. =S It sounds real painful.
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Hermanita it is hard to give birth, but it is one of those things that you get through, and once it is over you feel like it was worth it. Maybe that model's eyebrows are just high like that, or the picture could be touched up too. You are lucky if your eyebrows are naturally high and skinny like that. I really hate the bushy eyebrow trend. (Keira Knightly.)
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I may be biased since I am Italian (well an American-Italian, which means the only Italian I speak is food and curses) but she is a super sexy woman that makes Mr. Happy smile.
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Shes hot but theres something I don't like about her face, think its the longness, this girl would suit a smile better to shorten her face rather than the sultry sexy look which just makes it appear even longer!
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