Alba Ass Heaven Does Exist!!!



Alright fellas, it's just a pic...no matter how big your computer screen is, don't try any sick shit.

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Wow. I think this pic looks really nasty, but I know it's just cuz I'm a girl...

Thursday, February 16th, 2006 @ 6:57pm
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Borinnnggggg, God its just a picture of a backside, how boring.

Thursday, February 16th, 2006 @ 7:43pm
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Let me say thank you. This photo is super, super hot - one of the best. Could someone confirm that this is really Jessica Alba? Her thighs are a too skinny, but who can argue with her butt. It's fabulous.

Thursday, February 16th, 2006 @ 7:54pm
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i worked 9 hours today, no lunch.

Thursday, February 16th, 2006 @ 8:25pm
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Imagine that you are a paparazzi for a second. This picture could make your career. How depressing is that? Do you think any child dreams that one day he/she could grow up to take a picture of some hot girl's bikini-covered taint when she bends over awkwardly? That's what I thought.

Thursday, February 16th, 2006 @ 9:41pm
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Hot!!!

Although...why is her bikini sticking to her twat?

Thursday, February 16th, 2006 @ 11:36pm
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"Could someone confirm that this is really Jessica Alba?"

Pretty sure it's the same bikini from the rest of the series, and you can clearly see her face in the others.

Also, I used to drink with her down in... um... Maui?

Friday, February 17th, 2006 @ 12:04am
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who cares? seriously, an ass is an ass. doesn't matter if it's hers or mine. not like you guys care what's attached as long as the ass is hot.

Friday, February 17th, 2006 @ 3:21am
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moe u should do a bastardly match up of mya and j alba...because i swear there are much hotter women then JA i just don't get it.

Friday, February 17th, 2006 @ 4:39am
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jessica alba is gorgeous!!!!

Friday, February 17th, 2006 @ 10:13am
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She needs to shave her ass snatch hairs a little closer. They are hanging out all over the place.

Monday, February 20th, 2006 @ 10:35am
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who makes that bikini? anyone know?

Sunday, April 9th, 2006 @ 7:02pm
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[...] W/ that in hand, I gotta give Snoop the benefit of the sexual doubt & assume that he ventured into the heaven on earth (Jessica Alba’s Ass). [...]

Friday, September 15th, 2006 @ 12:48am
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what ass?

Monday, April 9th, 2007 @ 9:34pm
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hahahahaha holy shit that made me laugh.

Friday, September 26th, 2008 @ 1:00am
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OMFG...OMFG!!

Please please post a link to the full pic without the text...PLEASE!! omFg!!

Thursday, February 16th, 2006 @ 6:05pm
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Haha. The caption is hilarious, but you are still sick. Not cool.

Thursday, February 16th, 2006 @ 6:19pm
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I can kiss and lick her asshole forever! She's just driving mad any man in the world!

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008 @ 10:32am
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Oh Wow...man, that doesn't leave much to the imagination..all it needs now is Mr. Baldy sticking his head in there....

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008 @ 10:52am
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shame we got that text over the pic, would have been an amazing pic without that

Monday, February 16th, 2009 @ 3:34pm
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