Amanda Bynes Climbing The Dirty Hollywood Rope Of Success
Friday, March 10th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Amanda & sexual partners @ She's the Man premiere after party on Mar. 8, 2006
I'll admit, this chick is pretty cute, but wildly overrated in terms of her hotness. I mean, she's white, has natural boobs & isn't crackwhorishly thin, but that doesn't automatically put her into the hot category.
In short, our standards have subconsciously dropped low & we'll letting average looking chicks tickle our horndogg bone much too easily than in the past.
Ok, let the bashing begin!!
























Hey...I'll admit to watching her show on the WB Friday, i thought she looked mo' fine last season, though...woo hoo, fresh epsiode tonight!!!!
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I will give her salad a major tossin'!
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Ew, she's always bothered me. Her "comedy" on all of her shows always involves the gimmick that "Oh I'm a girl and I do crude and gross things so that makes it funny because you wouldn't think a sweet little girl like me would do that!" Now she's grown up and she's trying to pretend that she can fit in with all of the other young pretty starlettes but she'll always be the idiot covered in slime making fart jokes to me.
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Who is she again?? She's cute though. I'd hit it.
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She's adorable. Not *hot* but very very pretty!
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I think she's adorable, plus she has mile long legs and big boobs! Whats' not hot about that? Lol.......she's pretty funny too. (Not the movies - her tv shows)
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she's always reminded me of a cute chipmunk, am i right?
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Amanda...shes not aging well. I admit, i think shes the next Gilda Radner, comic Genius-type, she was writing the skits for The Amanda Show when she was like 13...but when i bought What A Girl Wants And Big Fat Liar, i REALLY thought her face would get MORE attractive, not LESS...even still, ill watch anything shes in, girl is talented and will be around along time...
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Wow, look at that pasty sick jew. You can really see how perverts in hollywood steal your soul. She will NOT be around for a long time, she will be chewed up and spit out like Britney, Lindsay LOhan and Nicole Ritchie. These pics remind me of the movie Devil's Advocate - all those evil pervs, luring people in, and subsequently ruining their lives, before they even realize it's happening. Sad.
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What the FUCK is up with preppy-boys hair?
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CHIPMUNK FACE!!
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Amanda is so beautiful. I wish she would show off more of her body!
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agree with you JRN, i think she's hot, she need to show off more, she's got killer bod
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haha gilmore. I guess your dream girl is lil kim or what? britney, lindsay and nicola are stupid bitches who think its cool to get drunk and see her pussies in the newspaper the day after. did you ever heard anything like that from amanda?? no i dont think so.
she beautiful and everyone who has a good taste and eyes in his head can admit that!!!
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I dont like her shes not even funny her sitcome sucks I agree with comMent 3 she trys to be funny but it doesnt work
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