Ana Beatriz Barros & Adriana Lima Do Photo Magazine



The only person this layout is missing is me in between their naked bods. It's nice to fantasize every once in a while, right? Don't answer that.

First of all, we should all be thankful to The Lord for creating the delicious eye candy that is Ana Beatriz Barros, but, just like w/ anything else that's posted on here, I just have one simple gripe. I know Ana is a super model & all, but I've seen some of her shoots in which she looks sickly skinny. I mean, above the neck it's still Whaaabhaam, but I find myself cringing as my eyes stroll south. I almost feel like redirecting some of our bastardly donations from Petra Nemcova's Happy Heart's Fund to Ms. Beatriz-Barros (just incase the modeling income isn't helping w/ pesky grocery expenses).

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56 Scandalous Comments

My dick is going to be rubbed raw if you keep putting these pics up!!!!!!!!

Now we wait for some confused girl to send in her pics and say she looks like one of them...tick tock tick tock goes the timeclock...

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 5:26pm
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In these photos they both look the same amount skinny. I think adrianna lima is a tad too thin sometimes (mainly her legs and arms). But in those pics they look like they're both just skinny models. Very hot ones.

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 5:29pm
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gosh i love Ana's wing tats in the fourth pic

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 5:37pm
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Yeah, Ana Beatriz Barros is gorgeous (this is the chick I was referring to as being in the VS commerical on the Gisele/Olymipcs post), but a wee bit too skinny. Sometimes I think Adriana's calves are too skinnym, but she, of course, looks wonderful in these pics, as usual. God, their eyes are amazing!

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 5:38pm
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she is way 2 tall... i don't know how guys see a really tall girl as attractice...
http://img481.imageshack.us/my.php?image=603jk.png

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 6:05pm
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Dead sexy,
Agreed.

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 6:18pm
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Wow, good eye, Dana! I didn't even see those tattoos. Amazing...

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 6:22pm
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HUGE MONGOLOID HEADS. The camera adds 10 pounds? So each head is 90lbs and 20lbs
of body -10 = 100 pounds each.

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 6:27pm
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Ana is 5'11 and Adriana is 5'10. What the difference? They are both the same dress size.

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 6:57pm
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Last time I checked, there isn't really a worldwide male fascination with tall girls anymore than there is a worldwide male fascination with small-chested girls. Most models are tall and small-chested but that doesn't mean that's what all guys want. That having been said - there's nothing wrong with being tall, just as there's nothing wrong with being short, or pale-skinned, or dark-skinned, or anything else you can't really help because you're either born with it or not. Everyone will have their own preferences, but it's not really fair to say that just because you see it one way, it's "strange" that anyone else should see it another. To each his or her own. Sheesh.

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 8:36pm
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I don't know what it is but I think Ana is much hotter than Lima.

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 10:47pm
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Super smokin'! You guys have superb taste most of the time...

One critique... Hey Ana, nice tramp stamp. Yuck. Before I get attacked, I'm pro tattoo... I have several myself. No tramp stamp though. Sooooooo cliche.

Saturday, February 25th, 2006 @ 1:14am
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No one ever said it was strange...

Saturday, February 25th, 2006 @ 2:43am
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I don't know if I agree on your post about being stick skinny. What SUCKS the most, is that I'm naturally a thin person. HIGH metabolism (Of course, I'm Korean), but still... wtf. I know and praise the stories in the media about 'over-weight' or 'under-weight' people in the world. But, humans' have GOT to understand, SOME PEOPLE NO MATTER WHAT THEY EAT (and not puke up) are just NATURALLY SKINNY!!!

BLAH! I have nice breast-esses for a thin 5'6" 114lb woman. (Who eats anything and drinks alcohol 4 nights a week - with OUT yacking, may I add).

I HATE seeing posts or articles about people in general Bad-Mouthing women who are Naturally Thick, or Naturally Thin...

*HmPh*

(I LOVE Bastardly.com... so don't ban me.... LoL... thanks!)

-Pookie

Saturday, February 25th, 2006 @ 4:52am
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B-T-W... Adrianna is just TOO damn gorgeous for her own good.

*I would post my own pic on here, but I don't know how to

God Bless Adrianna... She's Beautiful!!

Saturday, February 25th, 2006 @ 4:57am
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pookie's right about all that. People talk shit about thin girls, fat girls, tall girls, short girls. Damnit, what DO YOU like? Guys?? If it's a female talking tough, I'm pretty sure there's jealousy envolved. Anyways, Alessandra Ambrosio should make more photoshoot. She's just as hot.

Saturday, February 25th, 2006 @ 9:28am
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BLAH! I have nice breast-esses for a thin 5′6″ 114lb woman. (Who eats anything and drinks alcohol 4 nights a week - with OUT yacking, may I add).

dude, you're Korean, so you have the alcoholic gene! No other asian has it. Be proud!!

pookie, to see if you're worthy for a matchup, email your hot pics to moejackson.com@gmail.com & we'll look into it...

And, the same goes for all you other beauties!!

Saturday, February 25th, 2006 @ 10:08am
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just filthy

Saturday, February 25th, 2006 @ 1:14pm
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Why is is that the facial expression Adriana always does is this "on drugs" eye look...seriously even in the Victoria Secret ads she has this eye half up her socket thing...looks so stupid. Can't she just look the camera straight?!

Saturday, February 25th, 2006 @ 1:52pm
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Ms. Lima always looks like she's gone.

Saturday, February 25th, 2006 @ 2:22pm
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Isn't that like the Oslen twins? Oh shit! No it tis not.

Saturday, February 25th, 2006 @ 2:58pm
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Sasha -
It came out more hostile than I meant it to. I've just been frustrated lately with many people seeming to have the attitude lately that the way they like it is the only way to be beautiful. Just look at the recent debate that's gone on in several posts about how Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johanssen would be better looking if they got a tan, and how if someone defends pasty skin, it must mean that that person is pasty and just bitter about it. I didn't like how dead sexy's original comment "i don't see how guys find tall girls attractive" seemed to imply that beyond a personal preference to shorter girls, it was odd that other guys would think otherwise.

Saturday, February 25th, 2006 @ 6:14pm
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I agree with post#18. I think Ana is hotter than Adriana as well.

Saturday, February 25th, 2006 @ 6:59pm
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Adriana Lima is definitely more attractive than that other ... thing, sick.

Saturday, February 25th, 2006 @ 7:08pm
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To all the people getting defensive about people not liking it when girls are too skinny: what the hell are you talking about? No one said skinny girls look gross, even though there is a point when skinny is too skinny - it all depends on preference. No one said these two are disgustingly skinny, it's just that sometimes (to me) their calves look too thin (I love muscular calves on boys and girls as long as it's in proportion to the rest of their body, for example the calves of Stacy Keibler, Britney back in the day, Jessica Simpson, etc.). The rest of their bodies look fine. Stop being so defensive when such an attitude is not even called for - no one was trying to hurt your feelings.

Saturday, February 25th, 2006 @ 7:15pm
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Ionno. I was more ranting on the subject of people like

:Nicole Richie: :Lindsay Lohan:... who were perfectly fine BEFORE their maaaaaajor weight loss. Both of them look absolutely horrid now! Lindsay looks GORGEOUS in Mean Girls with her natural curves and such, Nicole looked great when she shed the first 4-5 pounds, but now she's just toooo skinny.

People like that (the two girls I mentioned above), are giving other girls who are naturally skinny a bad name.

HmPh.

hehehe

Anyways... Adrianna is just WAAAAAY too pretty!! She's like one of those people that look like drawings. (Charlize Theron, Catherine Zeta Jones also are in that Catagory). Lucky women!

Sunday, February 26th, 2006 @ 12:05am
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Adriana is damn sexy..... *drools*

Sunday, February 26th, 2006 @ 5:28pm
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Ana doesn't look 5'11! She's standing next to Alessandra Ambrosio, who is 5'10, in that pic and she's like 5 inches taller!

Saturday, April 8th, 2006 @ 3:27am
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The Brazilian models are gorgeous!!!! The most beautiful ones!!!!

Monday, May 29th, 2006 @ 9:39pm
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bang them both

Monday, June 26th, 2006 @ 4:32am
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Ana is a Ana-rexic man.

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 @ 3:41pm
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i would say ana is more exotically beautiful for a fashion model. adriana is exotically smokin hot.

Thursday, July 6th, 2006 @ 9:27pm
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My sister looks exactly like Adriana Lima and my cuz Rangi looks exactly like Ana Barros. They're the Next Ana & Adriana but they're Samoans/ Puerto Ricans/ Brazillian!!!!! Beat that people. If you wanna see proof of them go to myspace and I will have them posted up!!!

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 2:24am
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adriana's eyes look sooo UGLYY in this pic!!! ana is soooo muchh pretttierrr :]

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 8:54pm
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the most beutiful women right now, theyre both so friggin SEXY

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006 @ 10:19pm
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adriana is ugly. get that in ur head ppl!!!

Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 2:38pm
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Do y'all realize that in South America these women don't fit the "pure white" blonde, blue eyed beauty standard? You're all just proving the myth true, that men (white men in particular) lust after mixed race women more than their own! Neither of these women is 100% white. 200 years ago they wouldn't even be allowed to immigrate to America!!! Women like these are stormfront's worst enemy: they prove that mixing the races does not produce ugly people.

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007 @ 3:35am
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adriana lima is deff more beautifull

Thursday, April 26th, 2007 @ 11:08am
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Omg! They're too hot to the point that im starting to melt!!! No jk... I adore these to models, hope to look like one of them when i grow up!

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 2:50am
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Holy f***ing lesbian subtext. That's so hot it's painful.

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 11:13am
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I have met Adriana Lima through my sister, who is a model, and is good friends with her. Adriana looks just as good in person, the only thing is that sometimes she dies her hair blonde, I think her natural dark brown looks a lot better on her! When I met Adriana she was nice, and she talked a lot lower than I expected her to talk! She is probably the hottest girl the world has ever seen, and ever will see, at least I think so. Adriana told me that she never ever ever works out, she also says she doesn't follow a strict diet, she said she is naturally thin. All of you people who are saying bad things about Ana or Adriana, your obviously jealous that you can't look like them.

Saturday, July 21st, 2007 @ 5:22am
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1: All the people who say these women are ugly are stupid. Proof: Not a single straight man agrees with this statement. They get paid millions of dollars for their gorgeous looks ect.
2: I agree that the debate about tall, skinny a.o. is shortsighted because one cannot define beauty in such simple terms. It's always a combination of factors and it always reflects genetic health. These girls clearly have it.
3: I'm an Adriana man. Thought I'd do Ana Beatriz any day of the weak.
4: Please, Adriana, I beg you: Get your beautiful natural hair color back.
5: I think someone should really find out why Brazil has such gorgeous women.

Sunday, August 19th, 2007 @ 3:38pm
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oh my f@#$&**! god!!!!!!!!!!HOTNESS OVERLOADING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Saturday, January 26th, 2008 @ 4:30pm
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oh my God that is so hot.. i'm fully straight but DAMN.. gorgeous!! but i'd say their faces look better than their bodies in these pics..

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 5:26pm
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Oh yeah, the only issue I have to Ana is that sometimes, in her VS pics, her eyes look so sad. :(

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 5:39pm
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She still looks hot, though, just too tall.

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 6:19pm
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Wooo! finally a post about Ana! I was gonna ask you why she's never been on this site but looks like your psychic. :)

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 6:32pm
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u guys should post things on Alessandra Ambrosio! she is GORGEOUS! and a famous brazillian model!

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 6:59pm
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Moelicious:

Me a match-up for Adrianna?? Hell no. LoL! I was stating I would post my pix to show natural skinny girls could look good without looking totally malnutritioned (i.e. nicole richie).

I can't and wouldn't beat Adriana or Ana in a pictorial face off! They're toooo pretty. =)

Sunday, February 26th, 2006 @ 12:08am
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why does adriana lima look like she's on drugs everytime she takes a fricken picture her eyes look retarted

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 @ 8:55pm
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I really want to see Adriana with bright RED HAIR!

Saturday, July 21st, 2007 @ 5:23am
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i sure would NOT mind fucking with Adriana!!!!she is so freaking drop dead gorgeous!!!!there is totally so much hotness goin on in this planet!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, January 26th, 2008 @ 4:32pm
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They look amazing. I think I look good, but when I see a picture of Adriana Lima I just always feel like giving up taking care of myself. Seriously, she is too hot. It litterally hurts to look at her. God bless her parents! Waiting for the next girl who says she looks like Adriana. That's always funny.

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 6:33pm
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well i don't think it matters that much about the bodies what really matters is whats going on in the face

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 6:40pm
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ANA&ADRIANA FUCKING WHORES. ANA&ADRIANA FUCKING CUNTS. ANA&ADRIANA FUCKING BITCHES. ANA&ADRIANA FUCKING SLUTS. THEY DESERVE TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS. I FUCKING HATE THEM.

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 @ 2:21am
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They both looks stunning !!! perfection

Monday, February 23rd, 2009 @ 1:56am
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