Anna Nicole Monster Resurfaces in LA



Nothing unusual occurred. Anna was acting like a drunk slut who snorted up one too many lines, but we should all be used to that, right? I'm still holding strong to my prediction that she'll be so highdrunk during one of these events that she'll have straight up trailer park sex on national television. It will be a crazy sight watched by kids & adults of all ages.

Ok, moving on to her absence. When the superficial elite disappear for a prolonged period of time, you can bet your ass that they were getting bodily upgrades in some underground clinic somewhere in & around Los Angeles. I've heard many rumors of such a clinic, but no photos have yet surfaced.

Without further ado, here are some photos from this past weekend's Gay Pride Parade in LA. For those of you not in the know, June is the Gay Pride Month! Give a friend from your own sex a big hug!

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I'd STILL spank it like a step-child.

Modified or not, she's lookin' pretty damn good.

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 11:55am
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I think she looks good but I am wondering about the photo of her pointing at her arm? Is she by chance signalling her crack dealer that it's time for more and this is where she wants him to stick the needle this time?

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 12:13pm
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Even when she is looking good she has the ability to look really bad, these pics are a perfect example. That coupled with the fact that she is a complete moron makes me wonder what the hell people see in this (monster) chick.

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 12:26pm
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I guess anyone can be a star if you have severe emotional problems, and you can get enough people to give a shit. Maybe Mike should have Anna over for dinner. Be careful wacko-she just might eat you in one gulp!

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 12:34pm
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Have you seen the true hollywood story of Anna Nicole (not even her real name). Her family was in poverty and still is. She was a stripper drug addict back home and got money when she finally met that old dude that she eventually married. Once she made it big through playboy she dumped off her entire family, even her husband that was on his deathbed. Her family looks like hillbillies and they all live in shacks and have no teeth. It is the funniest damn thing I'd ever seen. I think that alot of her ditzyness has to do with her being inbred. Her family has tried to contact her but Anna's security guards won't let them near her. If you get a chance to watch it make sure you do. It is hilarious.

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 1:21pm
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Well, then, I am glad there is an actual use for them! I still think we need that law though, for the sake of the dumb asses who actually admire these weirdos!

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 1:39pm
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Their is no real use for them and the world would not be a boring place if we had never heard of most of these "celebrities". Instead, all the attention on celebs personal lives would switch to the environment, politics, equality, spirituality, maybe even peace. Or maybe that's just my wishful thinking.

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 3:06pm
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Sorry Lissa, that just makes way too much sense for it to actually be a reality! I am convinced the world is completely backwards! Which is why people are worryiong about the dumb blonde skanks instead of all the things you mentioned.

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 3:22pm
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Hey, thanks for that link!

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 5:25pm
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Vicki Lynn Hogan - that's her real name, I saw the same E True Hollywood trainwreck

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 7:32pm
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Yeah, she is another bleach blonde, brain dead high school drop out (like Paris HIlton)
So tell me--why are these idiots 'celebrities'?

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 8:45pm
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I would love to shoot this dumb cunt with my glock .40 hollowpoints. Then I realized she'd not even worth the bullet. Also where is her stupid jew lawyer Howard K. Stern. I love when the REAL Howard Stern totally punked her ass on his show.

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005 @ 1:23am
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If you shot her in the head all that would come out is air. She would go flying round the room like a deflating balloon. If you do shoot her be careful that she doesn't hit you in a wild spin around during the deflation process.

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005 @ 3:37pm
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I think she is a comedian . also a total spastic . thanks ..thats all.

Sunday, October 9th, 2005 @ 3:53am
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And a drug crazed alco soon to be again fat bitch who somehow gets her head on my TV for being a fucking retard celebrity .

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Sunday, October 9th, 2005 @ 5:06am
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"a fucking retard celebrity." You took the words right out of my mouth.

Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 @ 4:18pm
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I think she is a drunk hog. not even at bar time!!! You'd still have to roll her in flour to find the nappy.

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 12:29pm
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So, like, what exactly is there about this weirdo that makes her attractive, newsworthy, normal? And what's with the pose of her thrusting her chest out?!? WTF? I think there needs to be a law against brainless, blonde skanks.

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 1:22pm
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Damn backward ass people. I wish I could grab them all by the shoulders and shake some sense into them. I think people are afraid of the truth and avoid it like if it were a plague. Most of the people I tell my lease on life to are shocked and could never live with the burden of knowing the way the world really is. I still have much to learn but at least I don't ignore the reality of life.
I am an ENTP if anyone cares to know. http://www.typelogic.com/entp.html

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 3:45pm
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Good idea, then we woudn't have to hear about Jessica Simpson, Anna Nicole, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears...the list goes on and on and on. I think the appeal is to make fun of them for being so stupid. If they weren't around the world would be a much more boring place.

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 1:26pm
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