Anna Nicole Smith Showcases The Crack Whore Smile
Thursday, November 10th, 2005 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Anna-Nicole has a man. What the hell is going on? She mysteriously disappears for a few weeks & then suddenly comes out from under the rock w/ a boy toy? The disappearance, like all celebrity disappearances, could only mean that Anna spent some time under the knife (again). What this time?!
As for this guy, apart from definitely packin' a lot of dough, I'm pretty sure that he's either gay or has a few loose screws in his head & by the looks of these photos, either one could be possible.
Here are a few more pics from the set.






















WTF is up with the gums?? Why are Anna's tits always lopsided? This guy looks like a dork but if their happy, goody then.
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Yeah, that dude's face sure has a lot of gay moments. That can't be a coincidence. Anna is a total fag hag.
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Anna Nicole's New Boyfriend....is....really.....ERIK MENENDEZ!
http://www.nndb.com/people/483/000027402/
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OMG it IS fucking Erik Menedez.......I just KNEW he looked familiar. When did he get out?!? LMAO!
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I thought he was gone for life?!
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She looks like the monster from Hellraiser with the chattering teeth ...
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new to this site love it
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whats with the boobies? I'm confused.
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she used to be fine..but now she's so..so..so damned bastardly!!!
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Best fuckin comment Markrob!!very funny,:)
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anna nicole just another fine example of howfame and fortune will make you a crackpot fruitcake a la tom cruise roseanne bono etc...
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