Anna Nicole's Boobie Misconception
Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Does she seriously think those veiny, mutanous boobs look remotely appealing*? I guess when you're doing crack, heroin & blowing tons of wrinkled, viagra induced peniseses, your ego can get out of control.
Here are a few more pics from a recent Trim Spa party.
*Ok ok, I admit it! If I was completely wasted, I wouldn't mind putting my face somewhere in between those mountains----BUT ONLY if I was completely wasted!
Super Skank! Why is she the color of a pumpkin? ewww........
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As a matter of fact..the dress matches her skin. WTF!
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We Don't Want To See Your Gums Anymore Anna!!!!!!!
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Wow--Just when I thought she couldn't get any more skankalicious.......
Hey Moe--do a body double: Anna Nichole and the CryptKeeper........!
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Oh boy! Yet another dumb skanky bitch where we can all wonder why is she famous?
She is sooooo fucking gross! Does she actually have fans? (I mean, other than 98 year old demented millionaires) And if so, why?
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Pic #3, inner right arm and wrist, veins look nasty, hmmmm, wonder why....
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I hate this stupid fucking cunt with a passion. I'd love to slice open her fake tits. Fell her the poison silicone. Then watch her die slow and painful. I'm just kidding people...or am I=-)
Todd, Indiana
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I'm beginning to think that's her son in drag. Seriously.
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the only thing I can hear in my mind when i see her weird squared-off upper lip is, "Heehaw, heehaw heehaw"
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She is a ninth grade drop out from Houston, used to work as a stripper, and is completely gross. So tell me, what exactly is fascinating or newsworthy about her?
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Evidentally the only way to be famous is to drop out of school. Maybe I shoule re-enroll and then drop out. I'll be rich and famous too then!
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Oh Tammy! It is not that easy! Geez! You have to also learn how to be a completely trashy skank, get lots of boob jobs, swindle old men out of their millions, and constantly have 'wardrobe malfunctions. Maybe Paris will take you on for some mentoring. Good Luck!
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I have been searching the dollar general and still haven't found any of that anti-skank spray we were talking about last week. Paris can't mentor me let alone come within a mile of me until I find some and purchase it by the gallon.
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What is it with her hideous dentures again?
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HER TITTIES LOOK LIKE THOSE BALLOONS W/ THE RUBBERBAND TIED ROUND THE END SO YOU CAN PUNCH 'EM AROUND AND SHIT
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It looks like she covered herself with shoe polish!
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And what the hell is wrong with her upper lip/gums? Did someone knock her teeth out with a brick and she had to have them redone or what?
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I meant feed the stupid bitch silicone. Sorry, it was dollar draft beer night at Darmstadt Inn.
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todd, you're fuckign hilarious, man. Deathly brutal, but hilarious nonetheless.
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