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Celebrity Leftovers Bring The Morning Links!
Thursday, May 24th, 2012 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson
Photo Credit: FameFlynet PicturesPictured: Shay Mitchell and Julianne Hough Gets Their Nails Done. Hofit Golan at Trashed And Mont Blanc Party at Cannes Film Festival. Dania Ramirez Hosts Chinese Laundry Wedge Run.
- Tara Reid Is All The Rage In Europe [The Superficial]
- Karolina Kurkova Knows What She Likes [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Alison Haislip [Heavy]
- Jim Parsons of The Big Bang Theory is gay[Dlisted]
- Julianna Guill Bikini and Nude Photos [GCeleb]
- Behati Prinsloo for Seafolly of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- The Hottest Girls On Glee [Ranker]
- Jennifer Lopez signs tv deal for Casper Smart on Oxygen [Lainey Gossip]
- 29 year-old Olympian Lolo Jones reveals she’s a virgin: not a big deal & too personal? [Celebitchy]
- Playboy Playmate Miss June 2012, Amelia Talon [Caveman Circus]
- Layla Ko Is Seriously Hot! [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- A dictator would pay good money to have her at his side. [TC Magazine]
- Kate Upton Is Back in a Bikini for Beach Bunny [Skinny VS Curvy]
- Robert Pattinson Almost Takes A Tumble At Cannes [Socialite Life]
- Rita Andrade Has No Substitutes [Uncoached]
- Barbara Palvin Makes Us Hungary For More [COED Magazine]
- Game of Thrones Sing-A-Long, Bitch [Gunaxin]
- Rent Leonardo DiCaprio’s Beach House [CityRag]
- 18 Great Ideas From The Internet [Ned Hardy]
- So Closely Played, Solange [Go Fug Yourself]
- Alyssa Miller will melt you into a puddle [Brosome]
- Charlize Theron, Kristen Stewart Read ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ [Celebrity Smack]
- Audrina Patridge's bikini crotch [Upskt Celebs]
- Mercedes Terrell is a Knock Out [Regretful Morning]
- Top 5 Key Points of Obama’s Afghanistan Exit Strategy [EgoTV]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Elisha Cuthbert [Heavy]
- 5 Cliches That Stand Up Comedians Need to Retire [Holytaco]
- Sara Jean Underwood in one hell of a video [Guyism]
- 20 Pictures Of Sexy Women Smoking [DJMICK]
- Hot Chicks With Hot Abs [Mankind Unplugged]
- Hell Cops [Stickman Games]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Cannes Film Festival: Kate Upton Disappoints @ 'On The Road' Premiere
Thursday, May 24th, 2012 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
Photo Credit: WENN; Pacific Coast NewsWhat's up, Kate?
For those with bad memory, Kate Upton also disappointed her slightly creepy/definitely obsessed fan base at the MET costume gala earlier this month. Just like stated in that post, Kate really needs to consult with last year's S.I. Swimsuit cover girl, Irina Shayk. The last thing Kate wants to do so early in her career is to go down Brooklyn Decker's depressing path where she forgets that she's a bikini model & naively dons a burqa each time she goes in front of cameras on the red carpet. I'm sure the outfit isn't that bad, but when you're an S.I. Swimsuit cover girl, you gotta hit it out of the park each time you step in front of the cameras! With that in hand, she'll definitely have to make it up to us by running around in one of her Beach Bunny-branded bikinis while she's cruising at Eden Roc with some random billionaire sugar daddy. Chop-chop, Kate!
Anyway, these were snapped at the "On The Road" premiere held at the 65th Cannes Film Festival (Wed., May 23).
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American Idol'' Finale: Wow, What Was Fantasia Wearing During Her Duet?
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
Photo Credit: American IdolTime for our ghetto exclusives again! This is right up there with Christina Aguilera's studded diaper, but sadly we haven't been able to think of a name for the outfit that Fantasia wore for her duet with Joshua Ledet (the real winner).
It looks like a padded catsuit w/ slits on the thighs. If you guys think this looks kinda weird, let's just be happy that she didn't go with the popular leotard option.
Here's a clip of the performance:
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LINKS: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Still Happily in Love in Cannes
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Photo Credit: FameFlynet PicturesKim continues to blow Kanye's hard-earned money, but he seems to be having the time of his life according to all the pics we've seen over the past couple weeks. The couple have hired a yacht while they enjoy the Cannes Film Festival. Did I mention how much my life sucks ass?
- Maria Menounos Sexy Booty Profile Shot [HollywoodTuna]
- Hey! Take Yo’ Gotdamn Shoes Off Before You Get On Diddy’s Boat [The Superficial]
- Madonna & Her Daughter: Born to be Material [Lainey's Gossip]
- The 20 Hottest Actresses Who Have Played Strippers [Ranker]
- Baz Luhrmann’s acid-trip trailer for ‘The Great Gatsby’ released: awful or interesting? [Celebitchy]
- Anne Hathaway’s New Catwoman Posters For “The Dark Knight Rises” Are Popoholic Approved [Popoholic]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Alison Haislip [Heavy]
- Megan Fox Is Having A Girl [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Will Smith Talks Reporter Slapping Incident On ‘Letterman’ [PHOTOS & VIDEO] [Socialite Life]
- Minka Kelly And Matthew McConaughey To Play Jackie Kennedy & JFK [Dlisted]
- Cameron Diaz Has a Drinking Problem [Evil Beet]
- Gallery: 10 Sexy Pictures of Supermodels on Yachts [Complex]
- HOT NEW INTERACTIVE TRAILER: ‘SNOW WHITE & THE HUNTSMAN’ [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Tara Reid Update: Still drunk [Celebslam]
- Kate Upton Modeling Bikinis for Beach Bunny of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Oh Great, ‘The Rules’ Is Back With a Whole New Bunch of Sexist Garbage [Jezebel]
- Love Is Stronger Than Death: 108 Reasons We Still Miss "Lost"
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- Miley Cyrus Shows Epic Sideboob [Celeb Jihad]
- How to Pick Up Chicks at the Gym and a Fortune 500 CEO’s Son Needs Help Landing a ‘Good Girl’ [BroBible]
- Jennifer Lopez Got Her Boytoy a Reality Show [The Blemish]
- Kristen Stewart’s great start to Cannes [Lainey's Gossip]
- Kelly Brook Drops Some Massive Cleavage [HollywoodTuna]
- Courtney Stodden Is Very Subtle [The Superficial]
- Cheryl Cole Drops A Sexy Bomb, Annihilates Cameron Diaz Doing So [Popoholic]
- Kate Upton in a Bikini for Beach Bunny Bronze [Yeeeah!]
- Very Rare Ashley Olsen Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- The Opposite Of Escándalo [Dlisted]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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CANNES: Sugar Momma Michelle Rodriguez Splashes Around In Her Bikini! OW!
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Photo Credit: WENN; Splash NewsGranted it costs an arm & a leg to stay a night, but Hôtel du Cap-Eden Roc in Antibes is definitely one of the pimpest hotels in the world. How can you not love the little island thing they have in the middle of the swimming area in the Mediterranean?! What a sweet idea!
Just like last year, Michelle Rodriguez is back into vacation mode for the next few weeks as she spends some of her "Lost" & "Avatar" bucks living out every lone traveler's wildest fantasies. The actress is currently enjoying the Cannes Film Festival, but will probably hitch a ride on some billionaire's yacht to another exotic destintation as the festival ends this weekend. These photos of Michelle were snapped earlier today as she had fun splashing around in luxurious Mediterranean waters. Aaah, the high life!
Photo Credit: WENN
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
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Hasbeen Audrina Patridge Bikini Pics From Cabo San Lucas!
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News Online(Former) Reality TV star Audrina Patridge is still doing her best to reclaim some of her lost fame after "The Hills" went off the air. We should say that she's trying to accomplish this without dipping into the adult film industry b/c we're assuming there are plenty of offers on the table for Audrina. Let's see how long she can last before greed sets in.
Anyway, these latest photos come from Audrina's vacation in Cabo San Lucas with her BMX biker boyfriend Corey Bohan & some family. First of all, I'm shocked that dude hasn't gotten bored or annoyed of Audrina after all the months they've dated. And secondly, for someone who doesn't have a major gig going down at the moment, Audrina's certainly being kind to herself with this Cabo vacation. Good for her!
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Kelly Brook Poses in Thierry Mugler at 65th Cannes Film Festival
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012 after a late four martini lunch by Devon
Photo Credit: FameFlynet PicturesKelly Brook continues to give us reasons (along with Irina Shayk) to search for a last minute flight to Cannes, not for the premieres but to catch her latest sexy photoshoots in between putting her talents on display on the red carpet. As you know some horny rich dude propositioned her with a $1,000,000 which she declined leaving us to believe that Victoria Silvstedt immediately got in contact with that dude to offer out her services at a fraction of the cost. As you know Kelly appears in Keith Lemon: The Film, doing promo work for the film while in Cannes.
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Cannes Film Festival: Ladies Who Attended The 'Replay' Party
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: FameFlynet PicturesPictured: Irina Shayk, Isabeli Fontana
Taking another break from all the premieres during the Cannes Film Festival, the ladies came out for the Replay party. A bit more casual than the gowns and dresses of the red carpets, the party is a yearly excuse for Italian clothing store Replay to leave their mark on Cannes throwing a star-filled party as seen by the attendees. It's also an excuse for us to plug the Replay website to check out their latest offerings.
Photo Credit: Anja Rubik, Hofit Golan, Nicole Patrick
Photo Credit: FameFlynet PicturesPictured: Petra Nemcova, Rita Ora, Rose McGowan
