Archive - lucky-bastard-cash-warren-takes-his-sugar-momma-for-a-walk, 01 - 2008

Kim Kardashian auctioned herself for charity to get beat up in the ring. No word on the winning bid but the woman who won must've been really amped up to step into the ring with Kim.

Kim's 'tweet' prior to the fight:

"About to start boxing! In my physical! I'm sooo scared!!!!"

During the fight...



"My girl was a good sport, but she was tough! I knew I had to do it for charity, since that's what it was all about, but man, my girl could throw a punch! Look at my black eye!!!" [Her Blog]

Kim's black eye...


Photo Credit: Her Blog

"This boxing match was crazy! Lots of action. I got banged up a bit but it was all for a good cause." Source

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The Kardashian Charity Knock Out was to benefit The Dream Foundation. In addition to Kim, brother Rob, and stepfather Bruce Jenner stepped into the ring too. (What the hell, Khloe?!) Anyways, I'll get to Kim's performance in another post but apparently Rob got beat down by some dude that had 35lbs on him and was a trained fighter.

From Kim's blog...

We just found out that this guy that fought Rob was 35 lbs heavier than Rob and was a trained fighter! He was overheard saying that he just wanted to be on TV!! Rob could have gotten seriously hurt! It was totally unfair to Rob, who was just trying to do something positive for charity and this guy comes in all he cares about is looking like a tough bully on TV. Well now you just look like an idiot and a liar! I can't believe the commission would allow a trained fighter to fight Rob!

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- Rachel Bilson Works It In Flaunt [HollywoodTuna]
- MISS COED: ROSALEE OCHOA [CO-ED Magazine]
- Kim Kardashian Charity Boxing Black Eye of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Jennifer Hudson Wants A Little Girl [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Mischa got into a bar brawl [Celebslam]
- Hotties Galore [Double Viking]

- AMERIE X COMPLEX: THE EXCLUSIVE GALLERY, VIDEO & INTERVIEW [Complex]
- This Is Getting Good [Dlisted]
- Natalie Portman And Padma Lakshmi Have Dirty Minds [Celebrity Odor]
- Pooping And Farting Yak Ruins News Segment [Manofest]


- Olga Kurylenko Love [Flabber]
- Olivia Munn Panty Photo Shoot [Celeb Jihad]
- Kate Winslet is a Big Fat Crybaby [Yeeeah!]
- Marisa Miller Annihilates The Pseudo Competition [Popoholic]


- Heidi Klum too fat to walk [The Blemish]
- Jennifer Lopez Gives Us A Nice Little Peek [The Grumpiest]
- monsters and morals... [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Dania needs to jump from the sinking "Heroes" ship on to bigger & better projects. Seeing how she's so unbelievably hot, I'm literally shocked to see that she wasn't in any blockbusters this past summer. Dania, listen to us: Replace your agent b/c obviously he sucks balls & bag the dude who works for Halle Berry. Someone needs to tap the box-office revenue that's locked inside Dania's Dominican-flavored bod!! OW!

Anyway, enough about Dania. I don't know about you bastards, but I'm really looking forward to "2012." It's already been leaked online (courtesy of shady Chinese websites), but why would anyone want to watch a movie like this on their laptop or home TV?! Anyway, here's the trailer for those of you living under a rock:

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Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were snapped yesterday afternoon as Rihanna left the Grammercy Hotel to catch flight out of JFK

After nearly nine months of silent soul searching, Rihanna's using the tragedy that left her physically & emotionally battered to help pimp her album-in-progress that's set to drop sometime next year.

The album, tentatively titled "Rated R," has a whole host of big-dogg producers including The-Dream, Tricky Stewart, Chase & Status, Stargate, Slash, Justin Timberlake, Ne-Yo and Akon, so I'm sure it'll sell millions of copies once it hits the airwaves. In an upcoming interview Rihanna states that she has put everything she wanted to say for the past eight months into her music, so it'll be very interesting to hear her take.

Anyway, let's get back to the real juice. Rihanna will speak out about the incident between herself and Chris Brown on ABC's "Good Morning America" with Diane Sawyer for the very first time tomorrow morning, so make sure you guys tune in.

If that wasn't enough, Rihanna's hitting print media, as well. In December's issue of "Glamour," Rihanna takes the high road---a path less traveled by Chris Brown---and talks from the point of view of a victim who's doing her best become a better role model for her fans. Here's an excerpt:

"My story was broadcast all over the world for people to see, and they have followed every step of my recovery. The positive thing that has come out of my situation is that people can learn from that. I want to give as much insight as I can to young women, because I feel like I represent a voice that really isn't heard. Now I can help speak for those women. I've put everything I wanted to say for the past eight months into my music. My new album is super fearless, which is exactly how I feel right now. I am in a really good place." [Newsday]

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Check out Kate Beckinsale's and Drew Barrymore's photos from the premiere of Everybody's Fine.

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Wher'all the rich black dudes at in this photo, damn it?! It's really sad how the African-American community jumps to white meat after coming up on a loot.

Anyway, these were snapped over the weekend on Halloween day as Kelly enjoyed the fruits of her labor in plush Miami Beach.

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Help us out by choosing your favorite hottie. Once you click on one of the "Darksiders" chicks plastered all over the site, cruise over to the gallery section to choose your favorite babe. Not that any of you care, but I went with the petite Sonya...

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