Archive - 19, 2006
Super Whore VictWhoria Silvstedt Wants You To Pay Her For Sex
Monday, June 19th, 2006 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe

For those of who you haven't been on the Internet, please check this set of photos of Mistress Silvstedt vacation in Sardinia w/ her Mr. Sugar Daddy.
Since we have quite a few people pass through here, it's a good opportunity to see what a market of Horndoggs would pay for Mistress Silvstedt's sexual services. She's obviously open to anything & everything kinky, so make your guesses wisely.
I'm gonna say she runs around $1000/hr just b/c she's somewhat famous, has a huge rack & will do pretty much anything you want her to do. As for spending the weekend w/ her? Definitely upwards of $20-30k, including airfare, room & board. One thing's for sure, though, Mistress Silvstedt doesn't come cheap.
So yeah, w/out further doodoo, guess Mistress Silvstedt's hourly & weekend rates.
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PDA Queen/Transvestite Horseface, Tori Spelling, Has Sexy Horsie Legs
Monday, June 19th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex by Moe

I swear, every photoset I've seen of these two, there's at least one photo in which they're making out. It appears as if Tori's desperately trying to prove to the world that this dude really loves her. Very sad, indeed.
I wanna marry Tori too, God damn it!!!
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The Bastardly Minute With... Charlize Theron
Monday, June 19th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

I don't think I've ever posted a photoshoot of Charlize Theron so here you folks go...beautiful.
Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton signs an autograph
Monday, June 19th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

Mischa Barton must be greatful that even after her anorexic ass was killed off The OC that fans still give a shit about her...or even recognize as she tries to go for some new look with that hair. You can't deny it Mischa, you'll always be Marissa Cooper...as Shannen Doherty will always be Brenda Walsh.
Charlotte Ross' buns support PETA
Monday, June 19th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

There must be some horndoggs over at PETA who brilliantly sold the idea of posing naked to hot chicks for campaign ads. Like Roselyn Sanchez's naked PETA ad, here we have Charlotte Ross violating a bunny with her silky smooth boobies.
CONFIRMED: Victoria Silvstedt is a Prostituting Whore!
Monday, June 19th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Big props to Victoria Silvstedt for abusing her beauty & getting herself a horny sugardaddy.
There are very few hot celebs out there who will publicly whore themselves, so we're gonna assume this little dude paid a shit load of money to make all this possible. I mean, after all, she allowed him to fucking EAT HER OUT in public, for God's sake?
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Monday, June 19th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

The requirements to join Ana Beatriz Barros' hot chicks club is that you have to be skinny and not hotter than Ana. In addition, you need to get drunk off foo-foo fruity drinks and they prefer is you not show any teeth when smiling.
Bastardly Breaking News! Kate Moss not snorting cocaine
Monday, June 19th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Good to see that Kate Moss is on her way to looking clean, or atleast not getting caught on film. Let's quickly reminisce about Kate's lesbianism. Okay, she's just on the cell phone here....



















