Archive - Jun 19, 2008

Irina Sheik Brings The Afternoon Links!

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- Tila Tequila’s Rockin’ The Tight Purple Dress [HollywoodTuna]
- Sex Ed With adult-film star Casey Parker [CO-ED Magazine]
- The Good Charlotte Sister’s Lie to the Media [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Jamie Lynn Spears Gives Birth To A Healthy Baby Girl [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Steve Guttenberg lost it on a paparazzo [Celebslam]
- In Praise Of..Eva Mendes & pharell Williams. [The Bastardly Society]

- How to Make Anne Hathaway Less Lame [Complex]
- Checking Up With Wino [Dlisted]
- Tori Spelling’s famous pug, Mimi LaRue, dies [Celebitchy]
- People love David Beckham [The Blemish]
- Regis Philbin can’t say Shanna Moakler’s name [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

- Coldplay beticht van plagiaat [Flabber]
- Celebrity Cameltoe Herding [CityRag]
- Fat women shouldn’t buy Victoria Secret [DerekHail]
- Cynthia Nixon underwent surgery for a breast augmentation [Celeb Warship]

- Biggest Celebrity Breasts Of All Time [Mamarazzi]
- Lori Loughlin Takes Her MILF Ass for a Walk [The Grumpiest]
- Emmanuelle Chriqui Leggy On Last Call [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course...

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Hilary Duff @ Cartier's Third Annual Loveday Celebration

Here's how Hilary's haters treated her after she exited a hot dog stand...

hula (Uncertified Bastard)
a little fluffy?!!!
1. bloated face
2. britney spears arms
3. pot belly under the 'cleverly' disguising orange beach towel shirt
4. legs with no definition

how is that cute?


Rocket (Uncertified Bastard)
How many pounds she gained since her last public appearance, 10 to 15 pounds, at least ?


Ugly Model (Uncertified Bastard)
Another fatty in the making.


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Salma Hayek @ Women in Films 2008 Crystal Lucy Awards


Salma Hayek Steps Out For Awards Show; Talks Motherhood
Salma Hayek took a rare night away from her beautiful, almost one-year-old daughter, Valentina, for the Crystal+Lucy Awards in New York City Wednesday night. And though she stunned on the red carpet in a fitted Alexander McQueen dress and found herself surrounded by stars, including Jada Pinkett Smith and Debra Messing, Salma’s thoughts were on her little girl.

“I was with her right before we came,” she told Access Hollywood. “I was in the car telling my partner, I know it’s been ten minutes, but I miss her already.”

Salma said she is smitten with motherhood and all the things Valentina does.

“She sticks her tongue out, she claps at everything,” Salma enthused. “From day one, she’s been smiling and laughing. She’s a very happy baby. Everything she does melts my heart.” [Access Hollywood]


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Gisele Bundchen Smoking In Black & White! Ow!

Michel Comte is the bastardly genius behind this photo shoot.

Quite surprisingly, when we put up Gisele's July GQ layout against Adriana's April GQ layout, she held up very strongly. Roughly 1450 people were split down the middle (Adriana had 51% of the votes).

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Gemma Atkinson - Bikini Pics (w/ Marcus Bent)

Hollyoaks actress Gemma Atkinson adopts abused chimpanzee
Former Hollyoaks actress Gemma Atkinson has adopted a chimpanzee called Bryan after it was rescued from an abusive owner in Mexico.
Bryan, who is five, was rescued from the Mexican beach resort of Cancun last year. He was being trained as a beach photographer's prop, his teeth had been knocked out to stop him biting tourists and he was regularly beaten.

"We have adopted Bryan, who was being kept by a beach photographer. We are delighted to help out. This is a brilliant cause that Jim started and we only hope that other people jump on board and adopt." Source

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Breaking News! Kate Beckinsale Drinks Evian Water!

Beckinsale Body Doubled Not by Kate
"The claims appearing on the Internet today that Kate Beckinsale requested a body double for filming Whiteout are absolutely untrue," the studio said. "As is standard practice on many movies, a body double was hired for several scenes by the production and not at the request of Kate Beckinsale."

Producer Susan Downey also chimed in: "Kate Beckinsale made no request for a body double for this production.'"

The rumor began making the rounds after the Mail on Sunday published an article claiming Beckinsale forced producers to shell out $2,000 per day for a double to protect her modesty. E! Online

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Fernanda Souza - UM Magazine, June 2008

Fernanda Rodrigues de Souza (São Paulo, 18 de junho de 1984) é uma atriz brasileira.

Quando criança fez alguns comerciais e pequenas participações na televisão, onde chamou a atenção, sendo escalada para apresentar o programa X-Tudo na TV Cultura. Após isso, seu maior destaque foi no SBT, ao representar o papel de Mili na telenovela infantil Chiquititas do SBT, depois foi para a Rede Globo onde fez várias telenovelas e uma minissérie. Depois da doce caipira Mirna na novela Alma Gêmea de Walcyr Carrasco, Fernanda recentemente viveu a simpática e gordinha professora Carola em O Profeta, novela de Ivani Ribeiro supervisionada por Walcyr Carrasco. Atualmente ela está atuando em Toma Lá Dá Cá, um sitcom com Miguel Falabella. Portugese Wiki

Using ghetto Google translator...
Fernanda Rodrigues de Souza (Sao Paulo, June 18, 1984) is a Brazilian actress.

As a child has some commercial and small holdings in television, where he drew attention, and climbing to present the programme X-Everything on TV Cultura. After this, his most prominent was in SBT, to represent the role of Mili in the telenovela child Chiquititas of SBT, then went to Rede Globo where he made several soap operas and miniseries. After the sweet caipira Mirna novel in Alma Gêmea of Walcyr Carrasco, Fernanda recently experienced the friendly and gordinha teacher Carola in The Prophet, novel Ivani Ribeiro supervised by Walcyr Carrasco. Currently it is acting in Takes There Gives Here, a sitcom with Miguel Falabella.

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