House Egged! Bloody Bastards!

Yes ... being egged is stupid. I've been egged onced, although I have no idea who did it and my window was THE only window egged in the whole goddamn neighborhood. Needless to say, if you drive by my house you can tell which one my house is cause I've never cleaned it off. Its been caked on since about my junior year of high school. Good times.

I think that Greer police have been watching waaaaaaay too many episodes of CSI.

haha. sorry, man. I think read that too quickly. I have a habbit of glancing at paragraphs & forming my own little interpretation---maybe that's why I sucked it up on the GMAT! God damn it!

But "being caked" is a logical proposition, ok. I'm just saying that it's possible for some bastard to cake your house.

lol i egged james gilsenan with over 1500 eges and used two pots of cream and pissed on his car and i sent him the bill.P.S his phone number is 01952272251 and his address is 102 wieldstone,woodside,telford,shropshire,engalnd

no whos aaron carter and i egged james gilsenans dog

well done do u want a medal or an egg

I do not want either. What I do want is for you to never go away. I usually don't have much to do in the afternoon at work and I have chased all the other illiterate people off the site. I need fresh meat to pounce on and you are it! Now if you would just learn to write in English I would be overjoyed!

I would but i only speak one language and thats bad english and considering you do not know where i live why don't you just pounce on James Gilsenan he lives at:
102 Wieldstne
Woodside
Telford
Shropshire
England
and his phone number:
(01952) 272242
and his mobile is
07799543092

Sam, I don't want to pounce on your homo boyfriends that have rejected you. I want to make fun of your horrible grammar. You sure do have a fixation on this guy. You must be REALLY broken hearted. I hear that Aaron Carter and Elijah Wood are looking for a threesome pal. Why don't you give him a call???

yea i was talkin on msn cuz i have a life unlike u thatspend all ur time talking on this stupid thing ur all gay homos that fuck ur dads up the ass

now sam dont tell us what you do to you're dad that is a lot more info than i wanted to know SICK

we have got a life technofreak
Yep, Sam is definately a HOMO! Just like Aaron Carter.

yea my dad is in france all year so i dont get to see him

HOMO!

oh my god what the hells going on with everyone y do ppl all ways fight

y do y ppl always type like u wrk n d license plate factory n prizon?

Caked! hahahaha! Thanks, Moe, for the biggest laugh I've had in a while! haha! Did you really think someone threw a cake at her window?!? Get off the crack, man!
(I am STILL laughing!)
Sam, geez! Don't you know that if you commit a crime, especially one as stupid as egging someone's house, you DON'T admit to it, especially on the internet? On the other hand, I really am sorry James dumped you for another butt buddy. Better luck next time....

The Matrix ripped me off. One halloween when I was a just a young pimp, only 14 years of age, I was walkin' down the street. And I got that feelin'. You know what I'm talkin' bout. I turn to the car driving past just in time to see the egg flying towards my face. I didn't even move my torse, I just snapped my head to one side and watched that ovoid sumbitch whistle past harmlessly. Then I whipped out two machine guns and shot all those mofo's.

sam u r well out of order , i fell on this site by mistake , gess wat james is my family . gay or not u feak wot ya doin eggin a dog ,, u realy need help .

Wow, I just found this site. I enjoy the comment by Faisel about caking houses. It's a good idea. Anyways, Sam I was just wondering? How do you know that James fucks his dog?? Have you watched him?? Sounds to me that you have a sick little fetish. And Tammy, it seems that you have an insecurity of some sort towards gay people. Are you scared of them?

Wait! Who is Indian?!?!? What the fuck, I've been reading an Indians website? And you people get egged for being Indian? Move to America, we really don't give a shit about that.

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hey!!! my house was egged today! Fuking morons! Turns out it was my stupid renting neighbours. All our windows are splattered in egg.GRRRRRRR!!!! Its soooo hard to remove. First of all i fell asleep and then it was past midnight, fell asleep again and then i heard 3 big bangs on our windows. You will pay you bastards!!

tammy and sam you are both acting like idiots

ok tammy, u r a nerd lol. nobody uses capital letters unless they r poor fat people who live with their fat mom and their bisexual dad and have a face so full of zits that belemic girls look at "zit-face" to throw up =)

Caked?!? I never knew that was possible...i guess if you live right off the street & if the person throwing the cake is strong enough, it could be pulled off. but that sucks, man.

Just turned that comment email shit off. I can see how that would get pretty annoying. Sorry, man.

Sam, You sound like you are very very angry at this James Gilsenan! It sounds like you are spiteful towards him like he is your ex-boyfriend or something. Did you egg Aaron Carters car too?

cuz he fucks his dog

I would but i only speak one language and thats bad english and considering you do not know where i live why don’t you just pounce on James Gilsenan he lives at:
102 Wieldstne
Woodside
Telford
Shropshire
England
and his phone number:
(01952) 272251
and his mobile is
07799543092

im not gay thats my mate james bradshaw he liked fucking james

See, again he talks about ass fucking! Sam is definately a HOMO!

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No you dork ... not cake on my window ... the egg has sat on my window so long its been caked on!! Like it can't come off ... I suggest you take ENGLISH reading comphrension again, clearly your ESL classes have not paid off.

Sam, you egged a fucking dog?!

That's not cool, man.

More like your butt-mate! HOMO!

Hey Tammy! I work in the license plate manufacturing department in prison, and I can spell! I have no idea what's wrong with these imbeciles. Shit! My DOG can spell better than most of these people!

it was by acident

shut up u stupid little ass raping monkey slut

Neither is Sam. Who eggs things and brags about it??? What a tard!

Do you know how sad you look telling everyone that you egged a small difenceless little dog

It was by accident but your bragging about it? Your a retard. I think that you are a vengeful ex-lover of his dog or of him. He broke up with you and you were upset. Next I bet you'll say you keyed someone car. That would be cool too! NOT!

I will ring James and tell him that you are on here slagging him and bragging about egging his car and his dog if that is even true. I will also tell him that you miss him and that it was the best dick you ever sucked! HOMO!

dam straigt im a retard its the best being a retard but at least i dont fuck my dog

HAHAHA I have never been called an ass raping monkey slut! Cool! But you are still a HOMO!

Sam, when starting a sentence use a capital letter. When ending a sentence use punctuation. Also, the word accident has 2 c's not one. DUMBASS!

face it sam tammy is always gonna be one step ahead of you ha ha

one im a guy two i dont fuck animals and three i dont key guys cars and 4 the only reason i egg his house is cuz he fucks his dog in the ass

I think it is obvious that Sam is a HOMO! He has a sick fixation with James and Ass Raping. The monkey thing kind of troubles me...especially with the earlier comments about how James wouldn't let him fuck his dog in the ass so he egged James' car. Sam is weird...and a HOMO!

I must have gotten rid of him. GOOD! I think I scared him away after I told him I was going to ring James. Oh Well. NEXT!