Twin Programmers in My Office
Friday, May 21st, 2004 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Ok, I've waited 2 weeks to confirm all my observations and now I think I can write w/ some accuracy & confidence. Recently 2 twins from ***** University started working at my workplace (they are interns ---or in Indian terms, "people willing to work for free"). They are either 20 or 21 in age. They're doing some computer programming for the website that's coming up very soon.
Anyway, these guys are weird in that, they are extremely quiet (understandable since they are new) and secondly, they dress EXACTLY the same---we're talking same brand name, same logo on t-shirts, shirts, pants, same shoes, & possibly more clothing that I don't particularly care about. It is freaky when I look at them, I tell you. If you know me, you know that I am one to make jokes when I see something strange, but since I just met them, I hold back, but I don't think I can hold back much longer. Something, beyond my control, is bound to come out one of these days & I'm ready to suffer the consequences.
Anyway, these guys are weird in that, they are extremely quiet (understandable since they are new) and secondly, they dress EXACTLY the same---we're talking same brand name, same logo on t-shirts, shirts, pants, same shoes, & possibly more clothing that I don't particularly care about. It is freaky when I look at them, I tell you. If you know me, you know that I am one to make jokes when I see something strange, but since I just met them, I hold back, but I don't think I can hold back much longer. Something, beyond my control, is bound to come out one of these days & I'm ready to suffer the consequences.






















DO IT!!!! I say just make fun of them ... you should say .. hey! Mary Kate and Ashley don't wear the same clothes ... why should you??? Then you should say some bullshit about expressing your own indiviuality. But hey ... if you don't have enough courage to say something you can always tag along to the convention and hope the Olsens show up, in which case, please ask for autographs. Thanks.
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Olsen twins look weird to me. I always remember them from full house & seeing them now looks too weird. oh yeah, my cousin is gonna be a freshman @ nyu in the fall w/ the twins, so lets see if she even gets to see them. I think they're enrolled in some special "busy millionaire star" course work.
as for the twins convention, I should just go w/ some random indian guy and say we're twins. it would be funny to tape the entire trip and watch the expressions on other twins' faces. haah
too funny
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