Personality Type: The Chump
Thursday, June 17th, 2004 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
The Chump...aka suckas.
Now all of us guys have pulled chump maneuvers when trying to pursue a lady...I'll admit I have. What separates a normal guy from a chump is that we might do these stupid things because girls mesmerize us into their grasp...but it is us who know when to cut our losses before we get completely played that keeps us from falling into this downward spiral of chumpness. For example, chump maneuvers could be the constant calling, paying for everything, or agreeing with everything she says. The typical chump exemplifies the listed examples and more...but magnified to the 10th degree. The chump is basically trying to mold themselves into the ideal man for the girl that he wants to have sex with knowing that he's not being true to himself but trying to get girls to like him. The chump is someone that stays around even though he knows he's never going to get laid from the girl but hopes that maybe one of these days (within 20 years) she'll see him in a different light and they'll fall in love or they'll get really drunk one night and have meaningless sex. The chump is someone who says that they are "just friends" when he secretly has the agenda that he wants to hit that...and the girl knows it but just keeps on using him for free meals, attention, and car rides.
Now all of us guys have pulled chump maneuvers when trying to pursue a lady...I'll admit I have. What separates a normal guy from a chump is that we might do these stupid things because girls mesmerize us into their grasp...but it is us who know when to cut our losses before we get completely played that keeps us from falling into this downward spiral of chumpness. For example, chump maneuvers could be the constant calling, paying for everything, or agreeing with everything she says. The typical chump exemplifies the listed examples and more...but magnified to the 10th degree. The chump is basically trying to mold themselves into the ideal man for the girl that he wants to have sex with knowing that he's not being true to himself but trying to get girls to like him. The chump is someone that stays around even though he knows he's never going to get laid from the girl but hopes that maybe one of these days (within 20 years) she'll see him in a different light and they'll fall in love or they'll get really drunk one night and have meaningless sex. The chump is someone who says that they are "just friends" when he secretly has the agenda that he wants to hit that...and the girl knows it but just keeps on using him for free meals, attention, and car rides.
hahaha, this is the most extensive chump definition I've ever seen& I'm sure you'll be the savior of countless chumps all around the world by helping them realize that the life they lead will bear no fruits (i.e. drunken sex or loving wife)
You're slowly reaching hero status.
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There is so much painful honesty in your words, but I think you're being humble.
I only thank god that I never had lots of money in college to blow on random girls. I always had just enough to get by! I think money is the number one thing that fans the flames of Chumpness!
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ha, i can't even get to the chump level. ha ha...
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Yes, pure genius! The chump is different from the nice guy, although they tend to be the same dude. It's not being nice to girls that makes a guy a chump, it's not having cojones that makes him a chump. Girls always say they're looking for a nice guy; while that may not always be true, it IS always true that they want a confident and strong guy (whether they admit it or not).
The Chump is a jellyfish without the poison or the stinger, soft, squishy and spineless. He doesn't have the nerve to ask for what he wants, so he lurks around, hoping something will magically develop. You either watch something happen or you make something happen; which side do y'all think the Chump is on?
I just have to say that as a guy who used to sit idly by on the sidelines, there's a common misconception that women love to take advantage of nice guys. A very bright young lady told me once that a woman will "be as much of a bitch as you let her be..."; that simply means if you put your foot down and mean it, she'll respect you more than waffling and giving her her way each time...
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Ahhhh the poor Chumps who have fallen for me. I admit I've used and continue to use the Chump card. They should know better.
I have a Chump who is actually an ex of mine. He has been dating his girlfriend for 3 years and doesn't care about her while I have been dating my boyfriend for a year and a half and I am desperately in love. Yet, he still doesn't give up. He is the biggest Chump I have EVER met in my life. Poor guy.
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Lena, get a little tipsy one night & give the poor guy some lovin' for god's sake! We wouldn't want him doing anything crazy...
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[...] Drunk chicks need to be protected (especially from chumps looking to sleep w/ drunk chicks) [...]
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Simply fantastic!
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[...] Whoever this chump is, he needs to be forewarned that no punanny is worth the baggage of two kids. The ocean is swarming w/ drama-less hotties, so attend a few parties @ the Playboy Mansion (where chicks are known to put out fairly easily) & spread the single legs, baby!! [...]
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ok ok i love post 12 !!! *funny* bit of quoating there...
and re reading the chump saga makes me cry... 'until my dreams burn down/and choke me every time..'
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I love this site.
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i admit i used these chump tactics to a certain extent before but being played so much by women have turned me into a dick and like alice cooper said no more mister nice guy, this article just helped me be lesser chump that i ever will be!!
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I love the definition! I am married to a wife who chumps me constantly. I get about as much sex as your single chump, while she loves attention from other men. Some examples of my chumperee: Bought tits for her (how many chump points is that worth!); take off work to be with her, burning vacation time, to have her go in to work when one of her guypals calls and says their short; go out with her and friends from work and then asked to leave by myself so she can go with them. It goes on and on.....If I had an ounce of self esteem (did the wizard of oz give that away?) I would kick that chumpin' beeotch to the curb. But alas, I don't..oh wait, she's gonna be home soon, better get dinner ready!!
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melissa, tell us a story of a chump that you've used and abused.
Jackson - since you are the expert...is there any difference between the typical nice guy & the your typical chump? I guess a chump is someone who's sole motive for creating a relationship is sex or affection, right? I just want to get this straight, god damn it.
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Moe, a nice guy can be a chump. Every guy no matter what thinks the same and has the same prime objective...to hook up. It don't matter what kind of guy you are; shy, nice, loud, jerk, etc... that's what you are here on the earth for. So a nice guy will play the chump role b/c they're so nice that they'll let a female use them and be made into a chump b/c they're too nice and have no balls to not be a chump.
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I can't say any chump has ever gone for me. And even if they did, I can honetly say that I would never keep someone around like that. I can buy my own dinners and my own presents. I don't need someone for that.
Sorry ... I wish I could post some fabulous story ... but in most cases it is I who is the chump. Not the other way around =(
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