Ratings - Ashlee "Gypsy" Simpson

Oh come on, I am not a fan but how can you pick on a girl who has only recently become "famous" and who is actually trying to do something different than the pop crap that is out there. She wants to go a different route than her sister and you have to at least give her credit there. Is she any good at it? I don't really think so, but I think most of the stuff out there is crap. I think she is brave for not doing what was easy, and that would have been to be just like her sister. She would have blended right in and been easily accepted and she probably knew that before she decided to go a different route.

As for needing surgery, most 20 year olds do not "need" surgery, unless of course they are ONLY trying to please the droves of males out there. Just my 2 cents. She has a unique look, (like it or hate it) and maybe she isn't trying to impress you. :)

you want me to lie to the public by giving her credit? ok ok, I'm kidding. Lets say that she's trying her best and it's possible that her young age is holding her back a little.

I understand she's trying to be different, but we shouldn't be surprised about that. If you don't try to be different, why will people buy anything with your name on it? I'm trying very hard to say something nice here...

As for 20 year olds getting surgery...You're from Sactown, right? Simply catch the 5, then 6hrs later, the 405 and then you'll end up @ Beverly Hills High. You'll see 15, 16 year olds with nose jobs, chin lifts, boob jobs, etc. Money can do wonders, I tell you. You just have to keep it all a secret, that's all.

Absolutely brilliant last comment Jackson.

Jessica- To answer your first question, I waste my time criticizing someone because I'm an asshole and I have an opinion that I like to vocallize. I must agree with you that she truly is nothing like her sister; she's not hot, doesn't have amazing titties, and I don't imagine what she'd look like naked.

She should leave the whole "not becoming another teenie bopper" idea to someone like Fefe Dobson who's actually fine and has talent. I'd even give a bit more credit to Avril Lavigne even though she kind of bugs me but at least she's a little tasty. Ah yes, 2 more oustanding imports from Canada; others including Rachel Perry and Labatt Blue.

Um, just wanted to point out that if you ever said a person was too black for you, you'd never hear the end of the rightfully viscious comments. So why is it okay to make fun of white people? Another hypocritical moment in American society? I love how discrimination is not tolerated at one end, but it's almost necessary to discriminate against the other end.
c0smic gIrly

c0smic gIrly said:

Um, just wanted to point out that if you ever said a person was too black for you, you’d never hear the end of the rightfully viscious comments. So why is it okay to make fun of white people?

Okay, I am white (very very white) and I knew exactly what was meant when Moe said "Ashlee’s white (a little too white for my eyes in some of her photos)". I think that when us ultra pasty white folks show off skin, (especially in the summer, when everyone else is slightly tan) it can make people do a double take because it stands out. I have an excuse, I am not rich. Ashlee has a LOT of money floating around in her family. Her scary white tone could easily have been toned down with visits to a tanning salon, or products on the shelf. I was not offended by the comment, and did not think it was rude, but hey, I guess that is just me.

For the record, I do not think she is too white, but I completely understood that perhaps she might be to other people.

Yeah, whatever. Two wrongs don't make a right. But I know you guys won't admit you're wrong.
Just go ahead bashing people to make yourselves feel better.

c0smic gIrly- since I am the self-proclaimed jerk, bored at work, and truly just really full of myself (some people refer to it as confidence) I will never admit that I am wrong.

I wouldn't say that I bash people to make myself feel better. Actually I do it because I can and I think I'm hilarious and my comments is what keeps young girls like yourself coming back to read more.

You have to admit that my contributions here keeps things interesting and as the black people coined to our society, I am "keepin' it real". Was that racially wrong for me to say just now? Oh well, too bad.

I am not here to start a war of words but you are entirely welcome to your own opinion on the views expressed on this site. We appreciate readers like you who voice their opinion to stir up interesting conversation from different points of view.

...please keep in mind, if I read a comment and think it's lame, I will rip you a new one strictly because I really am a mean asshole.

Cosmic--always remember, assholes love people as well

jackson:
first of all, i'm a girl not a fag (which was rude, you don't even know me and you're calling me a fag). and i personally like ashlee's voice. it's different. and she's writing songs and expressing herself, which i think is cool. plus she's just starting out. i'm sure you weren't an IT genius when you first started. anyway, it seems like you're more concerned with whether you can stifle your vomit long enough to picture her naked. boys are gross.

Samantha - I'm glad that you cleared up the confusion. Technically I did not call you a fag, I was merely asking a question with the assumption that the person who had posted the comment was indeed a guy. I know I'm rude but don't take offense to it. Now that we've distiguished that you are a girl, I'll just have to say that you truly are sensitive to the comments posted on this site.

Could you please tell us why you like Ashlee's voice? Yes, I do agree with you that is it different; different because it sucks. I don't even know what kind of songs she writes but I'm assuming it has to do with boys and make-up or whatever else teeny bopper girls her age talk about. She'd be better off singing a song written and produced by R.Kelly then maybe she'd get some real airplay.
I don't mind if she wants to express herself, but don't express it through terrible music that she'll get little girls to waste their allowance on for her monetary gain. I bet Ebay and Half.com have a lot of people trying to sell off their copies of that trash.

I'm going to repeat myself; I'm not trying to see Ashlee naked, god forbid...it's Jessica that I want to see naked. I'd prefer to be called a sick bastard instead of gross.

i was responding to the fact that i wrote one sentence and got a paragraph of bashing in response. it's okay. i am sensitive. anyway, i'm not gonna tell you why i like ashlee's voice 'cause it's a matter of opinion and we're just not going to agree. i'm resigning as ashlee's defender.

ASHLEE SIMPSON IS NOTHING BUT A CAN'NT- SING-LOSER- WANNA- BE-OH-IM-SO-PUNK-ROCK- SELF-CENTERED-BIG-NOSED-FLAT-ASS-WHORE- WHO-LIVES-OFF-DADDY'S-MONEY-LITTLE- ASSED-WHORE-GETING-FAME-MY-SO-CALLED- FAMOUS-SINGER-SISTER-JESICA-HOPING-I'LL- MAKE-IT-LIKE-BRITNEY-SPEARS WANNABE!!!

WOAH! Oh my gosh! Guys! Special appearance by the one and only Britney Spears on our blog!??!?!??!?!!!!!!!

Britney, do you like having Mexican kids?

Btw, there is so much anger towards Asslee, man.

Ashlee Simpson is a symptom of the crappy society in which we live. This chick has no talent whatsoever. Anyone who thinks that she has a decent singing voice is lying to themselves. On top of that, she is a retard. (I mean that in the jackass way, not the handicapped way)

I had never really paid her any attention before, but this weekend I happened to catch some of her reality show. I have been sporadically lighting myself on fire ever since. Has anyone with so much ever had a personality that merited so little.

It makes me sad that she is.

She is the sort of not-pretty but cute girl I kind of dig. Really, she's not that bad. I live in Augusta, Georgia, okay? She is like....ultra beautiful next to the Georgia Big Macs we have walking around. Some women look like they weigh close to a metric ton. I would totally go out with her, if I weren't ten years older than her. I don't care for her music, or her sister, or Seventh Heaven that much, but she's really not that bad. I'm cutting her some slack.

This is great! Jackson's comment serve the purpose he intended for them. They're hilariously rude!! Good job. I came upon this page while surfing the web for news on Ashlee's recent booing at half time for one of those football bowls (Im not a football fan... I dont remember the names). Ashlee's voice is far from pleasing. She lacks talent and merely screeches out half assed notes. Her voice cracks and breaks as she screams stupid lyrics... What the hell does "LA LA LA like an alley cat, lick the milk up off the floor" mean? Those arent lyrics... theyre babbled sentences from a mental patient. I was forced to watch an episode of her shitty show on mtv once while at a friends. The crappy singer destroyed her own voice and had to see a doctor. I guess that is to be expected when you screech and howl and scream into a microphone. Im suprised the little girls that listen to her garbage can steal hear. Wouldnt it be cheaper on these girls' allowances to go pull a cat's tail?? Sounds the same to me... and the cat will lick the milk up off the floor too. Ashlee Simpson has a major identity crisis going on. She thinks she's a dying alley cat. Her other song, Shadow, is just as horribly written though not as screeching. I love how she says, "Living in the shadow of someone else's dream". Keywords here, Ashlee, "someone else's dream". Why the hell is she trying to go after her sister's dream? She's going to be in the shadow if its not her own damn dream. She needs to stop complaining about the shadow she admittedly put herself in. Further more, her latest appearance on SNL, the infamous lipsync act, was enough to push me from mild distaste to complete dislike. She cant sound decent on her cd when she was actually being recorded. Thats bad but at least she was singing then. Now, she's stepped down lower by not singing at all and dancing horrible little jigs as a distraction. She was horrible afterwards, blaming the error on her hired band and then changing her story numerous times. This girl has no talent and is not capable of staying in show business... ever heard the famous line, "the show must go on"? Apparently she hasnt.

I also agree that her appearance is less than appealing. I dont recommend plastic surgery and I wouldnt even criticize her face or body. But when you lack any talent, you need to be drop-dead goregous as a distraction. Britney Spears is doing it, why cant Ashlee? If she had a good voice and some real talent, I would disagree and say her looks arent necessary and commend her for being a star who is focused on talent and not sex appeal. Unfortunately, Ashlee is not so. Her style is vulgar as well. She tries to look either punk or emo... I cannot decide which. She makes her look very fake and generic. She is not real punk or emo. She should stick to barbie pink.

My advice for Ashlee: Either get some plastic surgery done and start wearing sexy clothes or find a new career where you actually have talent. You cannot sing, so if you insist on continuing in the shadow of someone else's dream, then at least make yourself pretty enough to watch.

I am so tired of waking up with her shitty ass voice blaring on my radio alarm clock. She doesnt belong on the radio.

Midnight wins for the longest damn comment ever! dude, you should start your own little weblog!

Midnight....wow, that was a lot to get off your mind! you frickin rock!!!

yes, we here at bastardly hate ashlee, everything that has to do with her and especially mr. simpson that heartless pimp who should have his testicles cut off....

i've still yet to see video of ashlee's orange bowl performance

Hey again,

Ashlee definately sounded like shit in that clip. What the heck is "you make me wanna la la la... uh uh un uh! You make me wanna scream" ? Sounds like she forgot that she isnt a cave man or something. Either that or she's constipated... and that apparently makes her want to scream. No wonder she got boo'd. Also, what in the hell is she wearing? Ashlee cant manage to sing or have look good even for football game standards. The sweaty, mud covered football players look sexier (to both men and women) and are dressed better. None to mention, I bet their screaming and screeching sounds better than hers.

I think the la la la is suppose to be "laugh laugh laugh"

either way, it's a good thing she was on the stage, in the middle of the field b/c I'm sure people were trying to throw shit her way.

mmm..well this is a truly.....well lets call it a unique website I have stumbled in on, isint it? A self-proclaimed asshole who viciously makes fun of innocent web posters as well as little miss simpson...aka "asslee" (very mature nicname by the way...and yet I cannot help but admire it's high-school flavor, sick as I am.) and a person named Moe. Moe. Facial and nasal perhaps? How highly attractive. But regarless, I must admit this little tumor of a website is starting to grow on me. However....The obvious dislike of "Asslee" seems a bit much. Why waste time on the poor talentless idiot when there are far better lip syncing whores to go sink our teeth into, like spears for gods sake. I mean really, if we are going to hate a woman based on a lack of vocal talent, obvious stupidity and physical apparence, it might as well be her. There are FAR worse out there than the simpson girl. Christina Aguilera's hair, for example. But regardless...I absolutely insist that you check out the little retard at the Orange Bowl getting booed off stage. It was positively delicious. Find it at www.TheSuperficial.com You know...you really ought to consider showing it on YOUR little website.

Moe my nasal, awww thats a cute one. But still...I know I wouldnt want to do that to one of my kids. His parents must have a terrible sense of humor.

What the hell, man?!

Haven't you people heard of the famous King Moe of Saudi Arabia?!

Only when I'm in the control of the Wicky-Wacky-Woo can I respond to "Moe my Nasal."

Jacs, I think you'd become a fan of the drink & the ultra-mellow bar if you were ever exposed to either.

Maaaleeesa, we must go back before one of us gets liver problems, damn it! haha

Hey man ... I think Moe is a Fabulous name!!! Its unique and very royal sounding. I suppose Miss Lydia doesn't understand culture and things of that nature. Yes people do name their children cultural names to give their children a basis of being what ever ethnicity they are. I don't think Moe's parents sat there thinking ... "alright how are we gonna screw our son" ...

Oh and by the way Moe ... I watched that dvd you sent me on Saturday morning. I was highly entertained and even cried!!! It was my kind of movie ... filled with drama drama drama. Man ... it was a tear jerker. The ONLY thing that bothered me (sorry Fas) is all that singing and dancing. Now don't get me wrong ... I LOVE SINGING and DANCING but it was a little too much and the songs were a tad to long. I hope that doesnt burst your bubble ... I was very impressed with the story and the cinematography. I also enjoyed that they were multicultural. Like on the street and stuff. All in all ... it was very entertaining. Thank you for the present.

Hey on the movie tip ... watch out for "Ong Bak" this rad Thai movie coming out to a theater near you!

ooh ooh ooh... fas, i think it's time to play the game...let's figure out what ethnicity Miss Lydia is....drum roll please!!!!!

hmm...based on the comments Miss Lydia has left...hmm..

well....i'd like to say black because i've come across more rude black chicks than any other ethnicity....but then again, it seems like Miss Lydia speaks well in her posts so unless she's a Colin Powell-type of black person that speaks so well... then black is out of the question.

maybe she's bhetdamese!?!? but then again....speaks too well for our typical bhetdamese reader. Sorry bhetdamese readers...i still love your culture and all that you do...please don't don't break beer bottles in half and come cut up my shins and knee caps....

shall we say that she's not asian at all!??!

maybe she's a hot latina....nah, probably not, I could only be so hopeful that a well spoken hot latina actually comes to this site... however, if you are hot Miss Lydia send us a pic.

fuck it, you know what.....YOU'RE MEXICAN...yes, that must be it!!!!!!!...since white trash was already not an option.

alright fas...what do you think? west coast or east coast....?

I stopped reading here:

oh my god lmfao that was absolutely hillarious! well for those who were wondering I actually AM part latina and part asian....

oh my god! we have a latina reader!!

ok sorry, now I'll proceed to read the rest of the comment.

Believe me, meeting a full grown man who has a thing for diapers is most definatly the most disturbing thing I have yet to come across personally in my lifetime. And as for MY sexual desires....im sorry to say they venture no where near the diaper aisle, Im much too normal for that im afraid. Not that it was any of your business, of course, but what the hell. Apparently its get to know a bitch day, so I'll satisfy your humble curiousity. I live in Seattle and absolutely love it here, the night life is fantastic, if you've ever been there, you know what im talking about. My car for christs sake? ...Allright..thats a strange one to ask about but hey, atleast your not into diapers. (Still traumatized slightly over that one.) I drive a rusty ass piece of shit chevy. I grew up poor and I suspect I will remain so untill I have established my career. Hmm...now was that it?...Oh yes...Im ethnically from South America,(not Colombian, Sorry Jackson :P) not Mexico, and as for my asian side, I dont really know. And my age is 18, suprize suprize. Well, now you boys know all about me, exciting huh. What about you two?

I definately got a kick out of Jackson's guesses at Miss Lydia's info. Miss Lydia? Odd name... yet she makes fun of Moe. I cant really comment. I like my alias and I dont have any problem with either of yours but its not fair to insult Moe and refer to yourself as "Miss somebody". Do your friends call you that?

Whether Miss Lydia is hot or not... doesnt matter to me. Nor her ethnicity. Enjoy being whatever the hell you are. I do wonder why you came her to invoke wrath away from Ashlee and onto Britney though. I have respect for Britney... she cant sing and we all know it, yet we still listen to her shit music and pay her millions. Ashlee on the other hand causes excrutiating pain to any normal person's ears and has been caught lipsyncing and boo'd off stage. I dare say she is far less capable than Britney. Britney manages to pull off looking sexy and singing... when we know both her vocals and body are most likely fake. Congrats, Britney! We know that you're shit and we still love and pay for you. Ive yet to even see Britney boo'd or caught. So lets just stick to insulting Ashlee until she disappears from pop culture. Her sister cant carry her ass forever. Jessica needs to deal with her failing marriage not her idiotic, talentless sister.

That said, I am now going to sit back and watch Miss Lydia's comments on whether or not she has a fake ID to go club hopping and how long it takes Jackson to go stalk her at one.

Youre birth certificate really says "Miss Lydia" ?? I think not. Not unless your mother was seriously cracked out. Have fun with that. And as for my silly alias... when you can spell it I will take your criticism seriously. Does anyoen else think Miss Lydia is starting to sound british pompous?

Miss, thanks for supporting my earlier posts. Nice talkign to you, you seem very nice. And Jackson meet Miss Lydia. Id love to hear the stories of her terror as her precios safety is destroyed. Safety yet she goes clubbing with a fake ID? Youve already broken that resolution lol. And yes, I agree with you, Jackson, Britney will still be around and people will still be listening to her and secretly paying for concert tickets to see her shake her toned ass way after Ashlee had curled herself up into a little ball and is making songs that gather dust at the local walmart. I firmly believe Ashlee will eventually descend into the likes of the american idol idiots. Someday she'll be seen on tv again on VH1's where are they now. Miss, I too must admit that I have at times listened to or burned a cd with a britney song on it. She sounds shitty but theyre catchy.

Thats all for me. Im looking forward to reading a retort from Miss Lydia... filled with british sass.

Just checking the Gravatar, i want to mentioned - i've red none of the text above :)

Ashlee simpson is soo sexy I wish I could hit that pussy!!!!

Ashlee Rock out loud and you people are too stuoid to see that

She's the worst, what happend to talent? Back in the day you'd be laughed out of the recording studio for a voice like that!
ya she may be cute but cumon, thats definately not enough! or is it?

Cody Crosby.... ur troubled

Ali....ur a fool

nuf said.

Trying to do something different than the "pop crap" out there?
She is the poster child for MTV.She does sing pop,her image just potrays something different.The new pop is this wannabe punk emo crap out there.

thank you all for expressing ashlee hate. i've hated that bitch the moment her god awful sound came on the radio. way to get "famous" off ur sister you talentless whore.

Hey, if you haven't heard of the "12dailypro vs Stormpay" fiasco yet, check out my post, "Kick My Ball Stormpay, Please?" on my blog. You'll get a "kick out of it. lol :-)

She was probably aiming for the target demographic for MTV.

they r just downright jealous and thts y people do this id like tto see the people who are writing this im sure they dont look better they probably look worse than tht one of britney her hair is kool

DUDE. You laid down some shots.

I don't think we'll be seeing those two back here too soon...haha

I don't know who Molly is, but I think Sam is a friend of mine from San Ho--not positive though.

You must have some pent up anger or something. I was referring to her skin tone, meaning she needs a bloody tan--not obtain major plastic surgery to turn her into a black woman.

Since we are on the topic of race please consider the following...

I don't know how well you know your history, but the black people were stolen from their land for hundreds of years, raped, beaten, degraded, spat on, pissed on, and suffered through other humiliating acts that can be performed upon another human being, so a harmless shot (which my comment was not) here and there on the white man can be brushed off with ease.

Plus, making fun of black people is a social taboo...it is still done & THOUGHT. Let's not lie to ourselves, now. Just because you do not vocalize mean & dirty thoughts does not make you a better person, man. This type of person is potentially more dangerous, in my opinion.

For the sake of the human race (just incase you become a very powerful person), please read The Demands of Love.

oh boy...she's in for it.

Ok, I'm out for a LONG lunch today...

Jeez, where is the love these days? Those tough words, to say the least.

btw, I think jackson's off duty on the weekends.

I agree Ashlee Simpson is wack and shouldn't have her own show and be singing... she cant act or sing she just wants some of her sisters fame and fortune... ugghh Stars these days oh well she shouldn't be so envious in her sister just cuz Jessicas more famous.

Asslee video: Try go here to check it out. They'll probably die out soon. I don't hear any booing though. I just hear a very horrible song.

http://poststuff3.entensity.net/010505/media.php?media=asimpson.wmv

http://www.local10.com/entertainment/4048912/detail.html

haha... and my typos tonight are awful! Thanks for your comments on my rant earlier too.

Ummm his name given to him by his parents is actually Moe. And I believe it to be an Arabic derived name as opposed to the combination of "Facial" and "Nasal". Although, on occassion I have called him "Moe my Nasal" for no apparent reason, except for the fact that I was belligerently drunk.

well as a non white person i suppose i know SOME about cultures....but culture is no excuse for lame names. No offence faisal, im sure your a nice dude and all.

oh my god lmfao that was absolutely hillarious! well for those who were wondering I actually AM part latina and part asian, thank you oh so much for racially sterotyping me. Oh! and west coast by the way. But you know what? I just met a man with a diaper fetish..and suddenly I realise that the name faisal is not odd in the slightest. Infact, even ashley simpson isint strange to me now. What a strange world. *shudder*

yes fas....i too was captivated by the "part latina and part asian" comment....

....as i have commented numerous times.... i am in the market for making some good-looking part chinese and part latina, actually south american, more specifically colombian babies.

miss lydia, please confirm that asian latina is a exotic mix!!!

haha...another seattlelite... i say bastardly party in seattle!!! already have me and varian here, now we got another reader....woo hoo!!!!

well, miss lydia....so as an 18 year old enjoying the nightlife, i'm thinking you either got a fake id....or you hit up places like DV8, Studio B...or 18+ nights at Premier or Showbox....all of which are venues i never partake in and think suck....so you must have a fake id.

i say you represent kent!!!!!

hmm...what can i say about me...well, it's well documented on this site that i like hot women (colombians) and hate ashlee simpson...I'm an asshole/jerk/dickhead/etc (i've been called it all)...also, i drive a honda...which is completely stock as i am not the stereotypial riceboy. and i don't live in or near Kent.

".....how long it takes Jackson to go stalk her at one"

hey hey hey now.... i'm bastardly... not creepy.

i agree w/ midnight on the britney vs talentless ashlee...

i keep in tune with what's going on with britney b/c she makes provocative videos and i'd really like to see her naked.... i think the complete opposite of ashlee. her talentlessness and non-attractiveness will fade away... it won't be until jessica poses for playboy after her marriage fails that people will remember, "oh yeah, jessica had an ugly talentless younger sister that i'll never wanna see in playboy...."

ASHLEE SIMPSON ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Oh ya Btut britney someone get her some clearisil

How was I lucky enough to escape the wrath of Jackson? LOL, I am certainly thankful though. :)

ooooh...just read about the brad and angelina thing...wow....where do I sign up for that threesome?!.....Hottest freakin couple....EVER.

Ok, here's what we have:
1. she's Asian (probability says Chinese, but I'm thinking Filipino since they are the only Asian race that would marry into a Hispanic family---god, I’m horrible)
2. she's Latina (most probably Mexican)
3. in the west coast (but where? to be analyzed below)
4. just met a guy who has a diaper fetish (what kind of diaper? haha.)

I was thinking straight up San Diego attitude, but right when she brought in the crucial diaper fetish evidence the San Diego idea crashed and burned. That is why I'm thinking somewhere more secluded like Montana, Washington or Oregon or something crazy like that. I'm not talkin' big cities here, people. Since I consider everything north of Calitown to be part of Canada, I don't know too many cities except for maybe Seattle & Portland.

So there you have it. She's closer to Canada than to Mexico is all I can say. I'm leaning toward WA or OR for some reason.

Age? I'm thinking mid to late 20s.
Car Make? Honda
Favorite Sexual Play Toy: Huggies brand diapers taped all over her body (ok, that’s a weird image, but amusing nonetheless)

Midnight: I completely agree with your post! I don't think its fair for anyone to make fun of anyone's name or alias. There is always a deeper meaning behind it all. I too wonder if Miss Lydia's friends call her Miss Lydia.

So Midnight huh? I'm curious to know why your alias is what it is? Perhaps cause you do things only at midnight? Or the first time you read our lovely page and decided to type up a post it was midnight? Oooh the mystery.

As for all the Ashlee and Britney and even Jessica business ... who really cares anyway? I mean, all they are really good for is great material on our page and quite frankly to get the teeny-boppers really angry so Jackson can write some awesome post bashing them. It makes for great journalism thats what I say. I mean hey, they are here for our entertainment right? Who's to say how they entertain as long as they do. I really don't care for any of them ... although I have to admit, I may own a couple Britney songs. Her synthesized voice just sounds so catchy!!

Jackson, I say you meet up with this Miss Lydia and tell us what you think of her. In fact, you and Varian should get together and both meet her and let us know what you think. 18 isn't too young for you right Jackson? I am sure you are curious to see what she looks like.

Oh ya and yall talkin bout her hair defends people other than her including me yall see this haircut wait you cant but i cut and colored it like ash(blonde) and who cares wht color her hair is and if you care so much to say something about every but of her face i think your just thinking of excuses to write stuff but still britneys needs some acne cream a lot of it

I think you were a little too high on the comment list. Lucky you. Maybe next time. haha

I too think you people should meet. It will be pretty damn awkward, but I think Jackson can talk his way out of anything. Drinks on Jackson!! haha

Oopsys i meant offends not defends ^

uhh yeh why would you waste your time and criticize someone? if you dont like her then dont write about her..i just happened to stumble upon this site and i mean comparing her to her sister is really harsh..shes nothing like her sister..give her credit for not becoming another "teenie bopper" and making everyones life miserable with pop...like her sister jessica..ehh

alright folks...let's not get carried away here... i think we just lost her as a loyal reader....

damn you all!!!!

...and i will reserve the right to not comment on if 18 is or is not too young for me...bastards!!!!!!

i think ashlee's cute. give the girl a break. god, are boys really so critical?

lol, Not lost, more deeply amused. I hate to piss on your bubble cupcake, but I suspect the reason why people call me Miss Lydia is because that IS my name, of course. I personally feel no need for a silly ailias. But regardless....Im afraid I also have to decline the invitation to meet jackson...beings as I think its incredibly foolish to go off and meet people off the internet for christs sake. Nothing personal jackson, but I prefer to keep my precious ass perfectly safe...and besides, i made it a New years resolution to stay away from all alledged assholes this year. Its a self improvement thing. As for my ID...well of course dear, what 18 year old woman wouldnt have a fake ID in this day and age. :)

Oh...and to the britney lover........your taste is positively appaling. As a woman..im ashamed of you.

And in regards to me making fun of Moes name..well come now..what fun would being bastardly be if you couldnt make fun of others on occasion? Its absolutely harmless, and nothing personal, of course. I dont even know the man. I insist you untwist your panties.

Molly:
-I didn't really follow your train of thought. What I did follow was the part where you say we look no better (and probably worse) than Ashlee. I am hurt that you laid down such a claim without seeing some of my own portraits, but I'm not becoming a pop star/tv star anytime soon lik Ashlee. I am your 9-5:30-6:15 robot, god damn it! I am not paid to look like a super model.

-you're right, britney needs some acne meds, ASAP :-)

Sam: I am nothing, Wait till you hear Jackson take a shot at this...

First off, Molly, I think you need to re-do your 'Mavis Beacon Learn to Type' software because when reading your comments I had no idea what you were saying due to the spelling errors and terrible grammer. I agree with you that Britney does need some acne cream, however, please refer to my article, "The Ashlee Simpson Show" by clicking "Jackson" under the category menu to get my opinion on the talentless and not cute Ashlee Simpson. As I eluded to in that post, I refer to her super-sized nose to resembling a limp dick. I honestly don't know who is the more talentless sister riding the success of their sibling; Ashlee Simpson or Haylie Duff. Molly, I am 5'6" and have a penis so I don't think you can compare my looks with hers since I'm obviously lacking a vagina and stylists that Jessica probably provided to Ashlee. However, since you do say your hair is like hers, I'd like to see what you like because a comparison would be easier. I do have low standards so I might think you look better than Ashlee; as long as you are 18 years old.

Sam, when reading your line, "god, are boys really so critical?" I thought to myself, "This guy must be either really sensitive or a fag?" So which one is it? I won't give her a break because she is obviously not talented and is fortunate because of Jessica's success (big boobs) but not taking full advantage of the opportunity given to her. You too should refer to my post on "The Ashlee Simpson Show" to get my opinion on how untalented Ashlee truly is. Now you might come back at me and say, "god, you are so critical, can you do better?" My response to any criticism like that: if singing and acting was my trade then I'd better damn well make sure I'm good at it; good enough that if I have a show following me do it that I wouldn't make such an ass out of myself. Sam, I work in the world of Information Technology and I'm pretty damn good at what I do because I work hard. If I was blessed with singing talent or a successful sister that could get me a record deal and show on MTV then I'd get as damn good at it as I am in my current position. Obviously, Ashlee has not grasped that concept.

Molly and Sam, I think you two need to not watch garbage television like that and read more books because obviously caring about Ashlee Simpson is making both of you stupid.