Sweep the Leg
Wednesday, July 7th, 2004 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by melissa
I just watched Karate Kid part one last night in an effort to build up some rage for a softball team. See, my roommates are on this softball team and they are team COBRA KAI. Yup they have the shirts and everything. Anyway, just wanted to say that they now call me Sensei Kreese cause I always yell at them. Well anyway, the movie is badass ... except for the fact that "Daniel San" is a well pussy. Mr. Miyagi is fuckin badass ... man I love that guy. And hey there would be no Karate Kid without Cobra Kai. 80's cheesy but I love it!!!
My three favorite Cobra Kai scenes ...
My three favorite Cobra Kai scenes ...
hahaha bloody hilarious, man!
That's damn funny how they call you sensei kreesi.
Oh god, I feel a Wav comment comin' soon...be careful of this guy, he probably has the entire script (of all the KKs) in his head. hah
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oh no....you done started talking about Karate Kid.....I think I gotta chime in some quotes from scenes I think are memorablely cheesy too...
Who can forget after he gets his ass kicked and throws away his bike....
Daniel-san: I hate this place! I just want to go home! I hate it! I hate it! Why can't we just go back home?!
(fucken cry baby)
Mrs. Larusso: I cannot help you unless you tell me what's wrong.
Daniel-san: I gotta take karate!
(yeah like that's really going to help...foreshadowing?)
Mrs. Larusso: You took karate!?
Daniel-san: No, no, not at the Y, at a good school!
(...cause the Y employs guys like Chuck Norris...another cool icon from the 80s)
Mrs. Larusso: Fighting doesn't solve anything.
Daniel-san: Like palm trees does.
(oooooooh......that's cold)
Mrs. Larusso: That's not fair.
dum dum dummm.....in comes Mr. Miyagi to fix his bike....and introduction to those goddam bonzai trees....
...is it wrong for me to think that though Elisabeth Shue had some baby fat on her that she still looked pretty tasty?
I think I'm going to have to watch Part III again and let you all reminisce on some of Terry "Poor Man's Steven Seagal" Silver's training of Daniel-san.....who can forget "Quick-Silver"!!!!
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Hey did you notice that the black guy in Cobra Kai is Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds? Just a little tidbit!
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SHAMELESS PROMO!!!
LOL!!!
DETRAS DE TI, IMBECIL!!!
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"....you're the best around, nothing's gonna ever keep you down! You're the best around, nothing's gonna ever keep you dowwwwwn!"
how come when he starts taking down the whole Cobra Kai, the first one has to be the only black guy? I swear, that was probably the only black guy in the whole tournament!
also.....how come the Cobra Kai had the cool sleeveless black gi. That's so much cooler than the traditional over-sized white gi everyone else in the tourney wore.
"get him a body bag! yeah!!!!!"
...and then he has to buss out that weak-ass crane kick (that Chozen countered) and you get the "Miyagi nod"...it's time to whip it out.
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I also like,
"What kind of belt you got?"
"JC Penney. $3.89!" as Mr. Miyagai laughs his head off!
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