Jack-In-The-Crack News
Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Since we only report the most important news, we thought you'd want to know: Jack in the Box Inc. now accepts Visa, MasterCard and Discover in all 1,553 of its company-owned Jack in the Box restaurants and in many of its 435 franchised locations. So yes, now you don't have to look for loose change under your dirty car seats & trash cans--I mean ashtrays. Yes-yes, that means fewer of those 2 for $1.00, heart-disease-tacos! Now we can eat those healthy, more expensive Ultimate Cheeseburgers. Anyway, some journalist took her/his time to write a story about this news release here.
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