The Tragedy of Kobe Bryant
Monday, August 9th, 2004 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
Vanessa Laine reacts:"I know that my husband has made a mistake — the mistake of adultery.
He and I will have to deal with that within our marriage, and we will do so. He is not a criminal. I know that he did not commit a crime & he did not assault anyone except me, but I will have the last laugh!
He is a loving and kind husband and father. I believe in his innocence."
Translation of a smart woman's (Vanessa Laine) reaction: "My fucking husband is a lying, cheating bastard who committed the biggest sin: Adultery. He will pay in hell, but first, he will pay (me) on earth.
He will pay for this & I will make him pay for this within our marriage. Mark my words, he will pay. He is not a criminal, ok. He is just a lying bastard. I know that he did not commit a crime & he did not assault anyone except me, but I will have the last laugh! He is a rich NBA player with millions of dollars today and millions more to be earned tomorrow. He knows he cheated & the entire world knows he cheated, but that doesn't mean he enjoys rough sex! Cheating & rough sex have no correlation. Money & Diamonds do.
First & foremost, he is rich NBA player who has millions in the bank. On the side, he's also a rich father & husband who has millions in the bank. I will wring him of every damn Karat he can afford. I do not need to believe he has millions in the bank. I know he does."
ok-ok, I'm being a little mean.
As we all know, Kobe & Vanessa Laine share the most awkward relationship that is bound to be over within the next 5 years (or until Vanessa gets bored of juicing Kobe of his money). Kobe committed one of the worst acts while in wedlock, yet Vanessa Laine remains unflinchingly loyal. Confused? Is it just me or is our society really fucked up @ times. Whatever it is, it's pure comedy. Here are some photos snapped recently in L.A...
Before we get to the photos, a heartfelt letter to ball-hog Kobe.
He and I will have to deal with that within our marriage, and we will do so. He is not a criminal. I know that he did not commit a crime & he did not assault anyone except me, but I will have the last laugh!
He is a loving and kind husband and father. I believe in his innocence."
Translation of a smart woman's (Vanessa Laine) reaction: "My fucking husband is a lying, cheating bastard who committed the biggest sin: Adultery. He will pay in hell, but first, he will pay (me) on earth.
He will pay for this & I will make him pay for this within our marriage. Mark my words, he will pay. He is not a criminal, ok. He is just a lying bastard. I know that he did not commit a crime & he did not assault anyone except me, but I will have the last laugh! He is a rich NBA player with millions of dollars today and millions more to be earned tomorrow. He knows he cheated & the entire world knows he cheated, but that doesn't mean he enjoys rough sex! Cheating & rough sex have no correlation. Money & Diamonds do.
First & foremost, he is rich NBA player who has millions in the bank. On the side, he's also a rich father & husband who has millions in the bank. I will wring him of every damn Karat he can afford. I do not need to believe he has millions in the bank. I know he does."
ok-ok, I'm being a little mean.
As we all know, Kobe & Vanessa Laine share the most awkward relationship that is bound to be over within the next 5 years (or until Vanessa gets bored of juicing Kobe of his money). Kobe committed one of the worst acts while in wedlock, yet Vanessa Laine remains unflinchingly loyal. Confused? Is it just me or is our society really fucked up @ times. Whatever it is, it's pure comedy. Here are some photos snapped recently in L.A...
Before we get to the photos, a heartfelt letter to ball-hog Kobe.
plastic goldigging hoe.
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