My Olympic Moment
Monday, August 30th, 2004 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Before I start my jabbing, I want to say that my co-workers were just calculating how much they'd each walk away with if their husbands were to suddenly pass away. Only in America, I tell you. One of them would run off w/ $50k & another with $5k. Pretty sad, indeed (the $5k). The one with $5k said, 'I'd just cremate him fo' $795 and use the rest to go to funland w/ my byeebee.' Dear lord, have mercy.
Meet Nikolai Karpol:
Meet Nikolai Karpol:
these chicks look really really tall... like, looks like Irina got some thunder thighs...imagine your head stuck in between those bad boys fas...
i can imagine her being like Drago and saying, "I must break you"
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Dude, these girls are damn good (at volleyball), but must have super weird personalities. In one of the articles I linked to, the reporter is trying to interview a ruskie off the team in attempt to get their opinions on their coach, but she's like "I cannot comment without permission from my coach."
That coach has them on a leash, man! Plus, if you think about it, these girls must either really confident w/ everyone except Coach Karpol or extremely insecure everyone. Either way, I wish I could have my shot at interviewing one of them.
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I WOULD'NT AGREE MORE WITH YOU DUDE,IRINA TEBENIKHINA IS A FEAST OF THE EYES.SHE'S MY DREAM DATE ANYTIME SHE'S AVAILABLE.......CAN U FIND OUT WHO'S SHE'S DATING NOW............I HOPE NOT THAT BASTARD KARPOL--------AND FOR IRINA,I MISS U..........................
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I don't know why it works this way to be honest; perhaps it's a patriarchical thing deeply intrenched in ruskie culture. "Fuck me daddy! your svetlana is a dirty slut!" An ugly american guy has the best chance of scoring in mongolia. MONGOLIA?! You would never, ever believe how gorgeous these ladies are. So sweet, don't care about money, very good with firearms(so don't cheat on 'em). Two sisters in Ulan Bator made me dinner in their house; delicious lamb and goat BBQ(spicy and moist). Although often shy in public, monglian women are down for just about anything in the sack; unless you're chinese. They really hate everything chinese. The most often quesiton I heard in mongolia was "You live in USA? Why do americans like to make chinese people rich by buying chinese product when chinese hate american oh so much? Don't americans know that chinese are evil, hateful people?" Guess not
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Anybody happen to copy any of the Russian matches. I had the loss to the Chinese on my Media Center but it got deleted. I would really like to see those matches again.
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I like Marina Sheshenina(she is left on the photo) more than Tebenikhina , i think she is very cute!
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replicas
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You must be Russian, man.
I've been having second thoughts on Irina. Everytime I look at her photos, I see an old lady skull structure (yes yes, i know that's mean), BUT when I look down her body, I think she's amazingly hot.
I have to hand it to you Ruskies. You breed some of the hottest women on earth, but refuse to teach them how to speak english.
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"Although often shy in public, monglian women are down for just about anything in the sack; unless you’re chinese."
hahahah. Sorry Jackson. Seems like the chinese men are only accepted within their own borders & of course, in extremely shady Vegas strip clubs.
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did you try kaaza? I'm sure they'll surface very soon b/c those matches were by far some of the best in all of the games. Ok-ok, I'm a little bias. I just hate all water sports except of course, platform diving
Anyway, I'll be on the lookout for them...
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we do breed some fine poon in russia. the finest russian women are in israel looking to get the hell out of the motherland and marry a rich russian speaker in tel-aviv so they can frolick in the sea, their perfect bodies made more bouyant by the high salinity of the Med. Fly to Tel-Aviv and you can find dozens of maria sharapova look-a-likes that will ride you reverse cowgirl until your cock is burning red from the intense friction.
Tell Varian Gray to post those Hiromi fellatio photos. We the people have a right to see.
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DAMNITT!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
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Varian for some odd reason has a hard time finding the "Before Playboy post"
we've posted the link and now even emailed it to him, so hopefully we'll see some varian sparks soon.
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Dude, I did not know about the russians babes in Israel thing...So, in effect, in order to land some hot ruskie ass, you need to either be an ugly russian male (my friend made this observation in his 2 month visit ---out of bitterness, in my opinion) or have a shit load of money?
The latter case applies to (smart) hot women of all races.
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