Beyonce is Queen Booty
Wednesday, September 15th, 2004 in the weewizzle hours by Moe

The ghettolicious Smooth Magazine (it's like a colored people only version of Maxim---definitely not something you'd find in Steve's toilet) has released their top 100 list of Smooth Beauties.
In Bastardly style, here they are, my brothas...(just incase you forgot what they look like, just click away)
1. BEYONCE KNOWLES
2. HALLE BERRY
3. STACEY DASH (I'm shocked, too)
4. ALICIA KEYS (#1 in my heart, baby)
5. CLAUDETTE ORTIZ (Ow! Foxy ladaay!)
6. SANAA LATHAN (Whatevs...)
7. JENNIFER LOPEZ
(all I have to say is: 1 beeeeelyon dollars!)
8. TYRA BANKS (Dear Lord O' Mighty!)
9. TRINA (Ghettolicious all the way)
10. JANET JACKSON (She should retire already...)
























beyonce - booty shorts and white tanktop in first verse of "crazy in love" video...oh yes! that, all her solo videos (not me myself and i) and jumpin jumpin video makes her #1. What about kelly?!?!
halle - when does she not look hot...damn i wish i was billy bob in Monster's Ball. she's perfect.
stacey dash - all falls down video brought her back... the ultimate blatant nip-out..but i dug her as amber in mo money.
alicia - okay she fine (flawless face) but seriously got the ghetto booty
claudette - caramel video...oh so hot!!! where she go!?
sanaa - who dis?
j.lo - she's frickin puerto rican...she ain't black!
tyra - should be higher just on sheer powerhouse status...loses points for being with c.web
trina - i her ghetto booty, should be higher
janet - yes, i agree, she should retire by now
i gotta give a shout out to ciara and her goodies...i want dem goodies too!
i likes thandie newton (MI-2 bath tub scene)- where she at?!
what about traci bingham (esp baywatch days...baywatch playboy issue, oh baby!)!?!?
i got some luv for my nubian princesses too in addition to my lotus flower chinese blossoms.
anyone know anything about that Lea chick in Lil Flip's Sunshine song? she fine too!
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You thnk she's still hot?! That was like 10 years ago, man.
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love what you guys are doing here...here's my list...
1.) Nia Long (especially from Love Jones, Boyz n' da Hood, Made in America)
2.) Gabrielle Union (Bring it On, Deliver us from Eva)
3.) Thandie Newton (The Leading Man, Mission Impossible 2)
4.) Karin Taylor (Playboy Playmate)
5.) Beyonce/Ashanti (the R&B singers)
6.) Halle Berry (overrated actress)
7.) Stacey Dash (Illegal in Blue)
8.) Lela Rochon (Gang Related, Any Given Sunday)
9.) Sanaa Lathan (from Brown Sugar, AVP)
10.) and just for kicks, Lacey Duvall...(Anabolic videos)
most of these ladies are of the old school nature but hey, i'm an old school guy...these are the only ones i could think of off the top of my head...Nia, you are so #1 to me...
What y'all think?? Please don't Hate!!! Mast*rbate!!!
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i thought vanessa williams, pre rick fox, was bewwwwtiful!!!!
albums w/ saved the best for last video.....oh...so angelic...*awawhhh
which Janet video do you all think she looks the best in all time?
"love will never do without you"? "if"?
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Parminder Nagra?!?!? Okay, she was not even like the 5th hottest chick in Bend It Like Beckham...actually, I thought she was pretty damn whack looking. Shout out Keira Knightley's hotness with her small bewbies in that movie!
I looked up this Bipasha Basu chick...now she looks very fine and tasty...I'd like to see some nekkid stuff of her...
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You must watch her first movie called Jism (aka "Body"). You know with a name like that, it's gonna be an amazing flick.
Quote:
"I make my movies for a more older crowd."
Her major accomplishments:
Being so damn hot
Bringing The Make out scene (she's surely going to hell) to Indian Cinema.
You GO, girl!
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I've no idea who that spammer was, and the photos are not of me. I have no idea why someone would take the time to spam me on this site.
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But that still doesn't explain why these people hate your ass so much.
They must know you some how, right?
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Maybe its the Modelling Society guys; your guess is as good as mine. It's hard to believe that Miami folks have such visceral hatreds towards people they don't know. I just couldn't hate a complete stranger; hatreds are like passionate romances, you need to take time to get to know your special someone.
Miami is a terrifying city; a really base level crowd with tonnes of ambition but very little brain power or work ethic. You'd enjoy Miami people/culture the way you'd enjoy watching a low flying 747 crash head on into an Amtrak passenger train.
When will varian post at least one risque hiromi photo? If he sends a hardcore one, I'll send a minimum of 50 vid cap photos from the "hiromi xxx with kokujin."
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You can get more info on Lea (From Sunshine) at planetlea.com
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John you are frickin awesome!!!! dude, she's so goddam hot!!!! i got a new favorites added to my list now!!!!!!
...i bought this smooth mag issue and after looking at the stacey dash article and pics in it....oh goodness,....yes, i can see how they rank her at #3....
there's also an article on Ms. Freek-a-Leek and her amazingly real rack....oh yes, boobies!!!!
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JANET JACKSON... RIDE OR DIE ANYDAY IN DIS BITCH!! THAT'S THE GIRL RIGHT THERE! SHE PAVED THE WAY FOR A LOT OF THESE NON SINGING WOMEN WE HAVE OUT TODAY. AND IF HER BACK AIN'T BREAKING AND HER BRA AIN'T TOO TIGHT SHE CAN KEEP HER BOOTY SHAKIN' FROM THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT. HER LYRICS HAVE MEANING AND LETS NOT FORGET THAT HER PERFORMANCES ARE ALWAYS OFF THE CHAIN. JANET PLAYS NO GAMES WHEN SHE GETS UP THERE AND DANCES. AIN'T NOBODY OUT DANCING BETTER THAN JANET. SHE'S IN HER LATE THIRTIES AND SHE STILL BE SHUTTIN' THESE YOUNG HOES DOWN. DON'T GET JANET MIXED UP!!! ALL NITE (DON'T STOP) BABY!
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hey i think sox now girl
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beyonce is the hottest thing on two fuckin legs
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beyoncé is so uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! she put so much make up and is a jlo wannabe i hate her !! jlo is the best and the sexiest ever
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Earth to Marco pollo!!!! For your fuckin information, yeah i'm not affraid to cuase. Beyonce one sexy femele and you sayin she is uglyyyy!!! I may not even know you or havent seen your ugly face before but i know that you are one fuckin momma you hear!!!!!!!!!
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Yes beyonce is queen booty who ever thinks she isnt is just hatin because ain't know boys lokkin at them, Beyonce is pretty and she has a nice figure. Beyonce got boy that want to " check on it" right now probably so who thinks she isn't Queen Booty need to shut there mouth.
P.S. Beyonce is Prettier than J- Lo and Hallie Berry so yah need to stop playin ya selves because yah know she is SO STOP HATIN.
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wtff is wrong wit u ppl beyonce is the hottest wohmen ever espiallty in her new videio cheek on it she is such a hottie n so tempting she is so beautiful n hot i love to fuck her!!!!!
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beyonce is so beautiful and i LOVE her bod!!!!! i love how sexy and confident she is , and im so happy for her and jay-z :) oh man, shes like sexy caramel in a hot little outfit!!!! alicia keys is so pretty too, as well as halle berry and lets not forget STACY DASH!!!!! in clueless she rocked!!!!!! keep up the good work, Moelicious ;) !!!
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I'VE SEEN HER IN PERSON. i SPOKE TO HER FOR MORE THEN 10 MINUTES. THE CHICK IS AMAZING. shE'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL AND SO SWEET.
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bitch beyonce is a user for breakin up chilli and usher like that. shame on her. then she broke up slim thug and letoya luckett. first of all that girl is stupid she gets kicked out called wanna be lead singer and then know shes beyonces buddy again. sshh? yea right ; she just wants to sell her clothes in your storeand pick at you by letting slim thug be in her video. know yall torn in between the two cause you really wanna be with who? slim thug? he knows the story behing dc . but men; aren't they some horny dirty bastards.
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beyonce bitchooray she crazy in love with sneaking aroung with 50 cent; makink jay spend all his money; and seeing what couple she can split apart now. thats wrong bee that s the right name for you; bee =(bitch). lay back and look at your damage. i wanna beat your ass one day i will. sell-out bitch who's gonna be the next it girl ? it was vanessa williams, halle berry, britany spears, jennifer lopez, then beyonce, ?, who's next halle berry will always be the it lady but the rest got sold out to some one much younger and active. beyonce's messing up now i mean she could barely perform anyway belive me i seen her in arizona on the lady's tour or some shit like that. i came to see alicia though. but anyway acting is gonna drop her cause all they wanna see her do forreal is wear tight stuff and short skirts. not hear her sing cause that comes in later. they just tryin to cover themselves by bragging on her voice now. but they know they gon sell her out cause what goes up mustcome down. move out the way your blockin the view. let another youngster breathe 1and then a 2 2 2 and then a three fabolus.
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fuck y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stop licking beyoncé's ass!! she is NOT beutiful she is average with a big booty!!!
she is a jlo wanabe you are hating on JLObecause she is not black and was put on the list AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
love jlo!!!!!!
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Marco you are such an ass wipe we don't give a fuck if J-lo was pink. yeah we know that latino women have ases too but they are not known for having them as much ass black women are!
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And beyounce ain't nothing like J-lo trampy ass. She got her own style.adn she already passed her up fool!!!
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the thing with beyonce is she is way beyond hot and beautiful , 1000 more than halle berry , so princess like , yes she is as hot as j lo maybe even more lately but that's the thing she try to hard to be j lo , same clothing , wants to act , same fur clothing line ect ... that is a big turn off ! but if i don't think about that she is the hottest woman right !
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Can I get a holla for my half black half something else but all fine girl--ROSARIO Dawson? can i get an amen. also Lark vorhies is in the stacey dash category of fine as hell but never got to be movie star famous. spent most of there career in teenager TV shows. last i show rudy in the nelly video she might deserve honoralbe mention. she's all growed up and it's all good.
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beyonce is too fat. She looks like a fried blonde, digusting. Ain't there better looking black women out there? Beyonce doesn't make the cut anymore. She's forgotten what she stands for. What does she stands for again? Cellulite, dermabrasion, and plastic surgery...oh yep
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love you b.y
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beyonce is so hot man omgg i do her any day she has perfect face shes so beutiful o n her ass omgg beyonce a fucking goddes how ever calls her ugly is fucking crazy cause i got standerdeds n man shes fucking sexii !!! she one of the sexcitss stars n jlo!!!
there asses r sooo hottt!!!!!!
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this girl is always wet some girls are like that.
sometimes she does a bit to much, well she is from texas, what can you do.
Her moter has style though.
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Paris is a whore, if it wasnt for all dat money she'd be begging on the streets of New York and strip teasing at some cheap club. she wont be able to sink her ass in a limousine and be dazzled with Gucci and poochies..shes nofing but a fuckin bitch!
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Yo, yal seem like yall know what you're talking about....Tell me was Tyra Banks one of Beyonce's dancers in the "Crazy In Love" video? Holla at your boy...
Blacmaoson01
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yes, i'm sure our buddy Steve is not a subscriber to Smooth Magazine.
i'd have to say, Stacy Dash is one of my all time favorites. Beyonce' is just beyond reason. is she real? and the pic you have up there of Halle Berry is pretty hot. Janet is still kickin... c'mon guys. you know she's a freak. J.Lo... gotta have it. Trina is a bit ghetto for me... but as far as asses go..... hers is definitely there.
one cutie you forgot, though, was Lark Voorhies. that's a hot girl. (i wonder if she'd like me? lol.) and how could you forget Kelis... i'd love to have a taste of that milkshake. mmmmmm.
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sorry guys...need to make an adjustment...
Leila Arcieri is #5...everyone else will be sliding down a notch...can't believe i forgot about her...
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she's no aishwarya rai, but she's a grade-A platinum fuck. Would you rather take parminder or some icy bitch like kirsten dunst? The only dark skinned lovely I have even second hand reports on is parminder, so I reported. Unlike Man da NY and ilk I don't run my mouth without some info.
What's Varian up to? Why doesn't he send me an e-mail? I'd like to hook em up with some japanese av actresses and we can make some US market/uncensored AV. The 1st installement in the series begins with a motorcoach filled with female jap tourists breaking down in the Garden District of NOLA. The lovely Gucci-fied, and Louis Vuitonned nipponese lovelies are lent a few hands and cocks by the gold toothed, ebony savages who deal crack on the sub-sealevel city's streets. Why don't I get love on this site? Hey, does anyone know a chinese or korean girl who is lactating? I've always wanted to make yogurt from east asian breast milk. All candidates must be under 33 yrs old.
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the site wasn't about me, it was some dude named "steve" but my name isn't really steve, I'v only used that handle in this lovely and well put together web site.
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Dude! Very impressed. She's beautiful. It looks like she might have asian flames burning inside her bod
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beyonce is so hot man omgg i do her any day she has perfect face shes so beutiful o n her ass omgg beyonce a fucking goddes how ever calls her ugly is fucking crazy cause i got standerdeds n man shes fucking sexii !!! she one of the sexcitss stars n jlo!!!
there asses r sooo hottt!!!!!!
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hi people what you think of Aishwarya Rai the dazzling indian beauty?? post comments
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haha. funny stuff guys.
Dude, I'm curious as to see who made the top 100. The top is kinda disappointing to me personally. They do not do the black women of this world justice.
Since when is Webb enjoying the company of Tyra?! God, I'm so damn out of it. That bastard. Jax, I thnk you need to do your own Top 10 w/ all the names you're tossing around.
Lark Voorhies sounds like some obscure european name. She been in anything famous? I'll definitely have to remember it for later...
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Parminder Nagra, is the finest piece of dark mean on the map. Ok, she's not ghettolicious, but she's got bollywood booty. I know a guy who continues to date her, and he raves, absolutely raves about what she can do with her lithe physique and her powerful, Punjabi Poonannie; a firecracker with a midlands accent, she's HOTTTTTT!
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I think most of us like you, except maybe the female population & some character from South Beach who passionately hates you & for some reason wants you dead.
You still gotta give your story man. It's not everyday someoen will take time to spam a random site (this one) with a website address especially dedicated to bashing you.
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Lark Voohies....dude, c'mon now! Lisa Turtle from Saved By The Bell!!!
she also looked tasty in How To Be A Player
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Parminder Nagra? You must be kidding, right? Bollywood is far deeper in its beauty than Parminder, man. Parminder is just lucky she can speak good english & has the looks. Most Indian actresses are amazingly hot in comparison to little parminder.
Bipasha Basu, baby!
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Beyoncé isn't close to being "queen booty." Only a white boy would make such an absurd comment.
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