Anna Nicole's BIG Secret
Thursday, September 30th, 2004 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
I know you guys are far smarter than to believe that a simple membership to a spa is responsible for Anna Nicole losing 300 lbs. It's all an illusion, my friends. She showed her fatass on TV for a good 6 months & engraved her 800lb body in our fragile minds. Then, lo & behold, she joined a spa & now weighs a cool 250! You see, it's all a ploy.
Sistah, please! Why bother with a spa & exercise when you can call up the bank from your livingroom couch & wire some dough to your neighborhood surgeon's account. Now that we have the facts straight, lets guess the surgical enhancements involved in this transformation:
1. Abdominoplasty (tummy tuck)....................Loss of 200lbs
2. Rhytidectomy (face lift)..........Loss of 7lbs
3. Lipo (takin' Anna outta Anna)..........Loss of 50lbs
4. Snipets of extra skin..........Loss of 5lbs
5. Boobies (a size or two reduction)..........Loss of 5lbs
Exercise - She didn't mean to, it just happened!
6. Walking to Surgeon's Office..........Loss of 15lbs
7. Walking to TrimSpa Ad Shoots..........Loss of 10lbs
Total Weight Lost: 292 pounds!
May God have mercy on Plastic Surgeons!
Hahahahahaha. What you don't think she ate those Trim Spa pills till she lost all the weight? I like that one cause its sooooooooooo believable.
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Who knows what she ate, man. It's just baffling to me that someone can lose so much weight so quickly without any medical assistance. more power to her.
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she had the gastro surgery...thats it-- and a trainer
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who cares how she lost her waight. Shes just a skankie ho with way to much media coverage.
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