Ratings - Keira "Pancake" Knightley
Thursday, September 30th, 2004 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
We all know Keira Knightley is hot, but I think a lot of us are just Americans who find a semi-beautiful girl w/ a British accent sexy. Actually, just today it was learned that Keira topped a 100 Sexiest Movie Star Of All Time list put out by UK's Empire Magazine. That's quite a claim by the mag (a little bias), but I kindly disagree. By the way, Ms. Jolie came in second. If you put the two of them side by side, you'd have to be completely blind to choose Keira over Angelina. Seriously. Ok, now that we have that out of the way, let's hit the numbers.
6.25 - Raw score. The number of bones you can count on her body is almost sickening, but I guess that's the price of style & acceptance in our superficial society.
- 0.75 - The potential for murder or death while you have sex with Ms. Knightley. Once again, put some meat on those pointy bones, sistah! Even with 10-15 more pounds, Jackson will still love you & your boobless body.
+ 1.25 - She made her world debut in an Indian flick. It wasn't British, a'right! It was bloody Indian. Bangra 4 life, baby!
- 0.50 - She must remedy the skinnyman-boob situation ASAP! I'm not saying you go out & pull a Pamela Anderson, ok. I'm gonna guess & say she's either a AAA or an AA, so I would suggest at least jumping to a B (beware, the link leads to a not-so good lookin' pair of boobs).
6.25 - Total Score
Whatever the case is with this girl, i'd be happy to just be kickin it with her.
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ok, this bird or angelina.
don't lie to yourself, now (like dave & his thoughts on Paris).
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sexier than audrey hepburn? wow, this poll sure is bias towards ms. keira's barely legal bangin body...
i wish that last pic was taken just a few more inches lower...
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I keep on coming back to this post....and damnitt she's so damn hot even with her lack of boobies... just one touch....that's all i ask for!
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Dude, it's no use. you'll just get a wiff of air.
But i have to give her props for not turning into pornstar tara reid
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wo ho ho..... are you saying there are deliciously tasteless pornographic money shots of tara reid in existance!??! I WANT THOSE TOO
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kiera knightley is so thin if you look at her back every bump on her spine sticks not only her britney spears,tara reid she dosent have to even bend her neck,katie holmes,kirsten dunst,agent m[tsunmi bomb] please put up some picture and show the people.
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Oh my God. You guys have gone too far. America disgusts me. Since when has breast size been the deciding factor on weather a woman is beautiful or not. I am sorry but fake breasts are just that......FAKE! I veiw all woman with implants as wannabees. Its obvious that a man invented them. Women that arent happy as they are, as GOD himself intended them are punkass ho's. Was it her fault that her breasts did not grow? NO, Her breasts grew propotionate to her body. She is beautiful. Small breasts and all.
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where have you been for the last 3000 years?
anwyay, you sound like a girl who needs new boobs...send in a couple photos & let our readers decide...
moejackson.com@gmail.com
we love you, non-hater.
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yea she has small boobs, okay? she is still hott as hell. She is damn gorgeous. Boobs are nice and she could use a little weight gain, but you shouldnt think she is igly because of that.
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keira is wonderful. shes mine. soon.
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I love small breasts. She is beautiful. If you lot can't see that, go to specsavers.
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She's fucking hot. If you don't like it, don't look at her.
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I'm a girl with small breasts (not a "pancake" though, lol) and I LOVE IT! I HATE it when BOTH girls and guys have issues with breast size because that is NOT the emminent factor that make women who they are; it is their mind and intelligence that make an individual that much more attractive and people so miseribly and unfortunately fail to see that logic. I love my breasts (don't give a damn if they're samll) and girls who don't appreciate what they have are just harrowingly low on confidence, which isn't right. As for guys having problems with small breasts...well, its the guys' preference really, and I'm sure all guys will end up with the girl who fits their taste... you can't argue with that.
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Anything more than a handful and a women is less attractive...
Just my preference and I know plenty of people who agree and disagree.
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This is just stupid. I personally prefer anything B-cup and under. Keira happens to be an A-cup, by the way. She's damn proud of it, too. Fucking props to her for that. Women with smaller breasts have more sexual stimulation when you're messing with their boobs. I've learned from research and personal experience. A major plus, if you ask me. Stimulation over sag. Big, droop-to-the-floor tits are out. Petite and perky breasts are the new sexy.
(Oh, and I'd say Miss Knightley is about thirty times more gorgeous than your Angelina Jolie).
Props Duke & Solace on their comments. The best comments I've seen on this page.
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dont send any email
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I get told I look like Keira all the time. I'm petite, similar in the face, thin, tall, small breasts and DAMN proud. I'd never get implants so that drooling men could do just that: DROOL MORE. Go bite your tongue, you dog.
I'd like to see some dumbfuck male who likes breast implants go surgically implant a piece of silicon SOMEWHERE in their body.
Then talk your shit about implants again.
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I tight, wirey body wrapped tightly around my throbbing manhood. Oh yes she is hot!
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