Kobe's Bitch, Paris Porn & Eminem Takes Shots!
Monday, October 11th, 2004 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Yes, kids. We've known this from the very beginning & finally it came out! That chick who Kobe used & abused actually wanted money. Seriously, is anyone actually surprised? It looks like Kate can't trust yet another bastard friend!
Eminem's second coming has begun. Once again he's going to cheap-shot his way into the shrinking wallets of parents across the country. Damn him. Anyway, Michael Jackson's digging into his bottomless pit of money & suing Eminem for taking unnecessary shots. Dude, why do people have to hate on Michael!?! Bastards. Anyway, here are a couple lines from the new video in reference to innocent Michael:
Let's hope that those lines sound better in the actual video.
Lastly, our favorite socialite camera-whore is brewing some trouble again. Since this is coming from News of the World, I wouldn't trust it too much. They claim:
That last statement leads me believe that it's not Paris in those videos. News of the World is truly a bastardly institution, but we love them for their creativity & their complete disregard for the truth!
An acquaintance of the woman also said that during a trip to Canada a month after the incident, Bryant's accuser "seemed to make a joke" about the assault "and commented about money she was going to get from the trial." [USA Today]
Eminem's second coming has begun. Once again he's going to cheap-shot his way into the shrinking wallets of parents across the country. Damn him. Anyway, Michael Jackson's digging into his bottomless pit of money & suing Eminem for taking unnecessary shots. Dude, why do people have to hate on Michael!?! Bastards. Anyway, here are a couple lines from the new video in reference to innocent Michael:
Come here little kiddie, on my lap, guess who's back with a brand new rap. And I don't mean rap as in a case of child molestation. [Ananova]
Let's hope that those lines sound better in the actual video.
Lastly, our favorite socialite camera-whore is brewing some trouble again. Since this is coming from News of the World, I wouldn't trust it too much. They claim:
The 23-year-old has been captured on three new 45-minute tapes which feature the most explicit footage yet, including Hilton masturbating, enjoying a steamy romp with a rocker's daughter and pleasuring two men at the same time, reports Britain's NEWS OF THE WORLD newspaper.
A source says, "It's the most explicit stuff Paris has done yet. It's unquestionably Paris in all three scenes and she seems to be totally enjoying herself in every one." [contactmusic]
That last statement leads me believe that it's not Paris in those videos. News of the World is truly a bastardly institution, but we love them for their creativity & their complete disregard for the truth!
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I KNEW IT!!! THAT FUCKEN WHORE JUST WANTED KOBE'S MONEY!!!! Now Kobe's paying for it cause all the money is going to Vanessa! damnitt.....what a fucken whore, i hope she doesn't get shit outta Kobe, even from the civil suit...fucken whore!!!!!!
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Heh, you actually think Vanessa's still fucking Kobe? I'll bet they only do it on special occasions. Under the covers. With the lights out. In the missionary position.
You know it's true.
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hahaha.... i like the exact description you provide. he probably still gets some.... c'mon now it's the K-O-B-E!!!!....he lost doggiestyle privleges.
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No one knows what happened except the 2 of them, and if you can't get someone with criminal charges, you go for a money settlement- everyone does it, and IF he really did it to her, then good for her hitting him where it hurts.
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I think he raped her. Sure she's white trash, but that doesn't make it less wrong. Kobe Bryant is an arrogant celebrity who does whatever he wants and is STILL allowed to do what he wants. I really think he'll get away with this, because he's rich and famous.
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